The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

I've remade my chars several times lately, and every time I come to Ascalon City or Shing Jea Monastery I see these... Well, I also see them every time I stop by Temple of Balthazaar and have local chat enabled. Luckily this is only a problem early on and in PvP (the easily accessible areas) and people seem to stop it as they progress in the game.
That is, of course, with the exception of wammos

Uhh..

O.o well, hes obviously socially retarded.

starcraft ftw?

Ugh..was trying to get master's on Arborstone...monk says he has to go before we get in..then says he doesn't, we try to get him kicked because we KNOW what's going to happen, but the leader won't...and I needed master's and their were no other groups...

We get in, get to where the roof starts falling, monk says "was joking, i gotta go" and leaves. From there it went downhill...MM error 7'd on the way in before hand, ele left once he died, other monk got brutally raped by oni :/

Long story short; when I suspect someone is going to leave and the leader doesn't listen...I'm leaving, and getting guildies to help -_-

we defenetly should have a /slap or a /spit emote for all the JERKS......

agreed

I got one.

We were in the beginning of the Sunjiang District mission
Jerk: Just listen to what i say if you wanna beat the mission.

Jerk draws a line on radar

Jerk: do not cross this line

One of our sins accidentally crosses the line and lures a small group.

Jerk: WTF!!! you didnt hear what i just said.

we kill the group and we move on but the dude kept on yelling at the sin insisting that we follow what he says or he leaves.

Our party was starting to get annoyed

Party: then leave already, god!!!
Jerk: Fine.

Jerk runs around.

Jerk: Here i brought you a little present. Aggro!!
Jerk: /sit
Jerk: How you like that lol!!

We all got owned by the afflicted.

That's about it. Another sad ending.

biggest jerk in the game was an officer of my old guild, he was mid thirtys and was intolerant of people younger than himself paticulary if they had more experiance than him

well anyway the GL went on holiday and the power sent him crazy, he bitched the allaince for 4 hours striaght then made comments to a 16yr old female that should have had him bannned from the game, short of it was on a single day he kicked 3 members that he saw as more experienced/younger than him,

hes know by his guild by a 3 initial annotation of his full name

i hope hes reading

your a jerk (and a sicko)

/rant

I've heard people call each other a w*nker over TS... but geeze. Anyone that talks like you described... actually TALKING needs some serious therapy.
I am sympathetic with people who type in short(using u instead of you) because some people are lazy. But people who reflect that kind of speak in real life... well... have no real life.

You can't have more than 100K in your inventory. If you had even 1gp, that's why the session was cancelled when both pressed "Accept", so it seems it as actually your fault, not her...

That reminds me a trade. I was buying amber for maybe 40K. I hit "Accept", and the trade session is cancelled.

Me: Why have you cancelled?
Jerk: No, you did.
Jerk: Don't make me waste my time!
Me: Oh, I know, you had more than 60k in your inventory, that's why the session got cancelled.
Me: Go to storage and deposit your cash so we can trade.
Jerk: You're a cheater!
Jerk: Don't make me waste my time noob!
<insert more insults here>

Finally the jerk realized I was right and came back to me to sell me his stuff again. I refused the trade and quickly found another seller. I went back to the same place half an hour later he was still trying to sell his amber

No... if you read it again, she was cancelling the trade. She then spouts the line "let's try hitting the button really fast" then offers 100 gold instead of 100 plat hoping he'll just hit 'Accept' quickly and not notice.

Was just playing with a nice character... We were doing To Tahnnakai Temple, and it was going ok enough, the group was good. Except of course one of the warriors who used a bow in close combat several times and ran past the rangers traps to aggro monsters. Anyways, as soon as we come to the tunnels the same warrior keeps zoning back and forth several times. He doesn't respond on any messages except saying "itnotme" despite the 7 others who all saw it was him.
Luckily the rest of the team was smart enough to realize it was only him being an ass and we met up in senjis again started over.

I never thought I'd be able to contribute much to this topic but I have.

The incident took place today when a guildie (also my cousin) of mine and myself decieded to do the Aborstone mission. For those of you that don't know it's the Kurzick one with Danika >.<. Well we start and things were going 'decent' then just after the first/second group of monsters I say take the cliff age first.

Now in the back of my mind i thought well we're not aiming for masters and I don't want to redo this mission if we get raped, but NNNNOOOO you get the village whammo (was a warrior/monk) who runs straight to the bridge. Even after 6 of the team members where with em on the side. The 7th memebr who was a Rt I kinda feel sorry for as I'm guessing he was either following him or saw his life going down and clicked to heal him.

Well anyway he gets 'raped' alive by the Wardens then started cursing like a immature 'thing', I wouldn't call him a person. Calling me the usual 'fag' and other terms then goes on to say 'fing paki'. Now as far as I was concerned this didn't mean crap to me apart from the fact my character is called BLACK THE SNOWMAN (as in BLACK) and where's 15k Glads so come on you can see I'm black so where did the 'paki' bit come from o.O. Well anyone he rage quit and we finished the mission and got masters which I'm very impressed with ^.^.

Then there will be idiots spamming that emote to innocent people all day long, like there's no tomorrow :S

Well... i was in LA one day with my war which has 15k armor dyed black...

A beggar whispers me: Hey can i have some gold? *he opens trade*
Me: No. *closes trade*
Beggar: WTF MAN YOU COCKSUCKER! I JUST NEED SOME RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING MONEY GOD DAMN BITCH!
Me:Wow, calm down.
Beggar: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO YOU IM DAMN BROKE! YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOING FIND AND KILL YOU!!
Me:...now this is just getting outrageous, go earn it.
*Ignores him*

Amazing what LOOKING RICH can do...

wow lol i didnt know swearing on these forums actualy made it say RED ENGINE GORED crap.... still dont get what it means...

whoa..... i remember someone doing that to me and saying "LETS PRESS THE BUTTON REALLY FAST OK!!!"

me: WTB sapphire
lamo: I'll sell you some, 7k each
me: hmm, how many you got?
lamo: I have 10
me: I'll take 2
lamo: ok, 14k please
me: ok, meet by storage
lamo: ok
*lamo and lutair start a trade, lutair puts up 14 plat, lamo puts up what looks like 2 sapphires*
me: huh?
lamo: what?
me: those are hearts of ice u noob
lamo:
me: reported
lamo:
me(allchat): WARNING! do not buy sapphires from lamo. they are a scammer!
lamo: hey shh

/fin

/hyper

HAHAHAHHA NOOB YOU GOT OWWENNNEED EHHEHEHEHE

/endhyper

There was a monk yesterday who seemed to be afk but was alert enough to skip all cutscenes.

I also had a parasite in Aspenwood who sat down next to a teleport spot so everyone had to gaze on his leaching ass wile respawning.

You guys who have been plagued by jerks should exhibit my method of revenge. Go into every single ascalon district, saying the exact same thing:
Thank you for my stack of 250 Ecto (jerk's name here)! I didn't know you were giving them all away!
He'll get pms all day, and he won't be able to shoo them all away unless he changes his status to Do Not Disturb, so pms he WANTED to come wouldn't, either way, you win. Also works with Shing Jea, and other populated areas.

DANG, thats just wrong. Did you send any screenshots? That would have gotten him banned for life (if i am correct in my assumptions of what he said about the 16 year old female -___-).

Me: Buying Truffles, pm me (dropped from fungal wallows)
warrior A: farm them
Me: they don't drop >.<
warrior A: o well good luck!
warrior B: i have some
Me: How much ?
warrior B: offer pls
Me: umm i dunno, 50g ?
warrior B: 50g ? no sry.
Me: man i dunno hw much other ppl selling, is 100g reasonable?
warrior B: no
Me: hw bout 200g ?
warrior B: no!
Me: tell me how much u're askin then.
warrior B: not 50g noob.
Me: well you tell me how much then.
warrior B is ignoring you.

obviously warrior A is a nice guy.

another case
Me: buying truffles
warrior C: WTS truffles 200g ea.
Me: Ill take 5
warrior C: no!
(open trades)
warrior C: i wan a 15^50 gothic sword for tht.
Me: umm i dun think 5 truffle worth tht much.
warrior C: pfff...noobs!
Warrior C is ignoring you.

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I've had Prophecies since November and I'm just now trying to play Sorrow's Furnace (Not sure why I've waited this long to give it a go ), but in about 15 attempts to do Oro or other quests/farming there I don't get too far into it because of quitters. Actually, I can't really tell if it is a quitter or a true disconnect, but my guess is they are usually quitters. I'm taking my ranger into these 5 man B/P groups and I just wanted to say that right now I think quitters are the biggest jerks!

One monk in particular called out our team because I'd announced that I never did this quest before and the others in the group had only done it a few times. The jerk monk was saying stuff like "I can't believe I'm the only experienced player here.....I can't believe I got stuck with a bunch of noobs." The sad thing is before he did the old rage quit we were rolling through the place with no problems. We were playing smart and noone got killed. I hate people who don't give people the chance just because they are new or relatively inexperienced at a certain part of the game. Heck the first time I went through tombs in a B/P group we cleared with no problems and dozens of tombs runs later that very first group I was in was the best of all. I was a noob then and we did well. So come on you stuck up elitest jerks, give us newbs a chance....my GOD!!!!

lol, i remember that on the double keys/gold chests weekend i was standing on nahpui, spamming "WTT 1 key for 1 unid gold (i don't care if it is crappy)" since i wanted my title and i just couldn't pay 1k per gold unid as they usual are sold

i know that maybe i was wrong, but since there's ppl who are just looking for a specific drop and don't have the time to sit in a city and sell their unids, i thought it was a good chance

long story short, some random guys pm me and start insulting me because "i'm scamming ppl" and "its just sad that there are guys like me in gw"
even though i was saying 1 key for 1 unid gold, so it was to ppl to decide whether they trade or not

funny thing is that the guys that insulted me were the same that were selling their unids 1.5k ea all of them wands and offhands

What I hate about some Jerks is when they usually whine throught the mission. This is usually whining about someone else's "bad" build, complaining that a monk isnt healing them(very rare indeed) or something else.

But why whine? We finished the mission so no biggie.

I hate fun killers. Unfortunantly our alliance had to kick out a guild because of one whiner(the guild didnt want to kick the member because he was a friend of leader) where the rest of the guild were really decent. He would complain in the deep that we forgot such-and-such skill and so on. And if we made a slight mistake he was there to exploit it, and repeat the exploitation. All the while, muttering curses under his breath at us on TS (and was still audiable).

I like to live by the golden rule:
Your not alowed to whine unless your dead
or
Your not alowed to whine unless the mission has failed

I prefer NO whining at all, but I also understand that people need to rant. The first sign of killing player's fun though results in a kick.

Pwnt. This thread never gets old. Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and post uip my experience from yesterday.




So there I am. Hanging out in the Temple of Ages English Dis 1. Minding my own business, when I see a chest run group forming, now, I'm a W/Me, and I like to farm beach. 125 gold to get in really does help out my purse in the long run, so I take the leader up on it.

For a minute, he doesn't seem to mind, and then another W/Me attempts to join, but hey, the more the merrier. I ended up farming beach with 4 other guys one time after they finished their chest run, hella fun... But anyway, he doesn't let the W/Me in, after a note from another party member. Then, the leader kicks me. Ah poo. Oh well.

"LFG CHEST RUN" I say. AAAAAND low and behold him and his 5 other members start griefing me about being a scammer.

Ultimately, after they don't shut up, and make more fools out of themselves than not, half the dis turns on them and pretty much sides with me telling them to shut up, and if I pay my tab to get in then it's all good.

Anyway, while I'm still looking for a group, they're still griefing me (according to other people in the district) aaaand we loose favor.

Had they not been such arrogant #$%^&*()s they could have done their chest run.

I know I personally try to take a farmer or 2 when I start chest run groups, knowing how much crap they get, but honestly, this is out of control.

If i see someone farming in my chest run group, and him and i are the only one left, i kill the ghost. EAT ME!

why? because a chest run group is a chest run group and not a 7 chest runners + farmer group.

Why would you care?

so you just admitted that you're a jerk, do you do this because you can't? if so you're a jerk cause you're jealous cause someone can do something you can't? Or is it cause he's gonna get good drops and you can't steal them?

Eh, ive never seen that personall yin a chest farm group, but w/e some poeple i guess will be jerks

Jerks will be Jerks

I dunno... if it's a chest run group, I figure everybody in the group is going to be a chest runner. The farmer is just mooching off the other players (using them to defray the cost of entry) while not providing any help whatsoever (by helping to test chests, providing an extra target for critters to worry about.) It would be exactly the same if I were to demand 875 gold from the district before entering the FoW to solo-farm.
Frankly, if I go in on a chest run and am left as the only one alive, with some farmer off farming the spiders or whatnot, then why shouldn't I kill the ghost and end the run? If he wants to go off and solo-farm, then pay the damn 1K (it's not like you won't make it back). As it is, this guy advertises that he's looking for a chest run (no, he's looking for seven patsies to pay the bulk of the entry cost).

In my experience, the W/Me farmer will do the entire run. He pays his portion, you get an extra body to take hits for a while. He'll run back afterwards. He'll do his thing farming. Why should I care?

Actually encountered the biggest jerk today while trying to form a BP group for tombs. I'm a bit of an elitist when it comes to BP groups, so I don't settle for anything less than what I expect. So I put out my message asking for experienced BPers only, some guy asks to join, I let him in. He's a R/N, I was very wary of this but he assured me he knew what he was doing. So I let him in, and the following ensues:

Me: Spirit check
Ranger 1: ww8
Ranger 2: fw11
Douche: wtf your bringing winnowing for
*KICK*

I go back to forming a group, he goes back to the open chat

Me: exp bp group needs 1 more exp bp
Douche: Looking for bp group not full of retards like *my ranger's name*
Me: So, um, I'm a retard because I don't let idiots into my group?
Douche: Ur a faggot, go take it in the butt you noob
Me: I'm not sure what sexuality has to do with this
Douche: Go get a life
Me: You're doing the same thing as me and you're telling me to get a life...yeah...
Douche: go RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO urself faggot
Me: Yeah I'll get on that, have fun whining to a computer while I go get ectos and victos stuff
Douche: Who wants victos axe? It sucks
Me: I guess that's why it's worth 25k
Douche: Who pays 25k for that? I got mine for free!
Me: Good for you, I have to go do things now
Douche: faggot
Me: Have fun sitting here
Douche is ignoring you now

I go BP, no greens, but an ecto and few golds probably worth about 20k total. I come back, he's still there "looking for bp group not full of retards like *my ranger's name*".

to give you a good idea of how pathetic that is, our bp run took about an hour and a half.

Let's keep going with B/P groups

I used to go to the tomb with my ranger but this time I had decided to monk it. We go in, the rangers of my team were obviously not experienced. Bad luck, I don't mind inexperienced B/P rangers provided there is at least one experienced ranger (I mean.. someone who knows the paths, the pops, etc) and the other don't take stupid initiatives. Nut apparently none of them had been there more than 2 or 3 times.

We start clearing the first level - we follow the usual path: left side, dont cross the bridge, kill the dryers in front of the room, cross the bridge to kill the dryers and the poneys, and then go back to clear the last room. Well that's how it's supposed to be. So we cross the 2nd bridge, about to attack the 2 groups in front of. Then one of the rangers decide to go back in front of the last room and lure one group from there: result, we were surrunded by 2 groups - the catsers took heavy damage but I succeded in keeping everybody alive. I politely ask the ranger who lured the second group of mobs to follow the group and let someone else lure and aggro as he was obviously not used to the place. He tells me he's not a noob and knows what he is doing. I don't talk much when I'm on my monk. I'm usually to busy, especially in a B/P team where i'm the only monk. I just answer: "no, you're not". He didn't answer anything.

So we kill the last mobs and get to the 2nd level. The ranger doesn't move. Fine, he's afk I think - that's maybe better for the team. We keep going, clear the 2nd and the 3rd levels. Then when we arrive in the 4th level, I see the afkish ranger moving back not to be hurt. We kill the mobs around, and I tell him I've seen him moving - no need to pretend to be afk. He doesn't say anything. I insist. Finally he says something like: "I'm a noob so I won't move - you don't need me".

Then another guy of the team got crazy. He insulted the stupid ranger and told him to <leave>. And he was like "I won't stay if <leecher's name> doesn't leave! He's just a drops stealer! He's going to wait here and wait for the Darknesses to drop a green for him and come to pick it up". I tried to explain him that this stupid ranger could keep leeching the team and stay here till the end, that wouldn't change anything since soon we'll be out of range, and no drop will be assigned to him. But this other guy refused to understand this simple truth and rage quitted. I asked the leeching ranger if he was happy now - he told me yes (and a few insults) and finally left. The order necro had left during the argue, so that was only me (with no BR), 3 BP and 1 MM. We made it to the end and got 2 ecto drops...

Hmmm, i take it thats why you have grasps as your avy . Awesome screeny there mate. And I'm terribly sorry about the gross incompetance of B/P rangers now-a-days.

Anyway, I remember when PvE tombs first got super popular, like, 2 or 3 dis's of B/P groups forming, anyway, one day I was making a group aaaaand a level 19 requests to join. Now, he was a Ranger Monk, but what disturbed me the most, was that he was level 19. Which means he ascended, no big deal I thought.

Anyway, he had been ragging me nicely (no insults at this point) to Pllleaaasseee let him in the group. I politely declined, requesting him to get level 20 and the extra thirty attribute points.

Suprisingly, he knew what he was doing. He had the perfect build, and had done it as an orders on his necro, but I still had to decline KNOWING that someone in my group would make a fuss and blow it out of proportion.

Someone in my group made a fuss and blew it out of proportion, EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T LET HIM IN. He's like "LOL, N))B (yes, he really did make that typo, I remember)- GO BACK TO ASCALON. YOU DON"T KNOW CRAP blah blah blah." acting like he got runs and is a dirty leach blah blah blah.

The nice levle 19 ranger sat there and used his head, ignored the guy, and continued in his quest looking for a group.

The guy in my group, still wouldn't shut up, even though we all told him the ranger ignored him. His response you ask? "LOL ONLY N00BS USE IGNORE LIST HE'S A PUSSY blah blah"

I kick him from the group. His response? "OMFG U NOOB"

I politely ask him to calm down, and watch his language as there are likely children/ladies present.

He explodes. "Im in a top 100 guild"

me: "you have no tag"
him: "STFU JERK"
me: "please calm down"
him: "STFU NOOB"

He ignored me.

I got a PM from the ranger the next day, he hit level 20 in a run in which a group let him join, got a Bulwark, and sold it for OODLES (like, 2x what they were going for).

We became great friends after that

ON THE TOPIC OF MY CHEST RUN/FARM POST

I think right about now- I feel the need to speak up after my point was proven by the spam of intolerant chest runners.

Anyway, I pay my tab to get in just like anyone else. I don't HIDE that I'm a farmer do I? I'm a W/Me. Half the time, I even start the groups. I do you all a service by starting groups with which you can do your business, and handle collecting the 125 getting in (you'd be suprised how many people hate to do this, once in a FORGEMATSER GROUP I had 4 people refuse, until a monk payed for us all).

I pay my way in. I give you the respect you deserve, as do I. And what do I have to show for it? A few screen shots which I sent into ArenaNet of people spamming and using abusive language in local chat.

You'd all be suprised what patients can do for a man.

LOL! Best jerk story by far (and I've read every single one!).

wait, i haven't met any jerks for about a month now.

Every day i see something...



My biggest complaint would be to the people who spam racial comments to others, like "stfu you N@@@@r"


Seriously. Aside from the fact that you are completely useless as a human being to say such things... the fact that you use this word to 'burn' others is rediculous... you expect me to be offended that you are calling me 'black'? Im not racist like you, and a racial comment will not hurt me. My skin is purple with yellow stripes, so what now?