The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

Shouldve dropped him right there You NEVER rezone unless the rest of your party knows/is ok with it, especially not for a cap sig! Plenty of times I forgot one, but never rezoned, unless I said I didnt have one, is it alright if we go back and get one(only if we've just left town/outpost, if I find out later, oh well, Ill do mission/quest again. Oh course, saying, "Wait a sec, I need a cap sig!" doesnt usually work, as the warrior has usually aggrod 1 or more mobs by now, and as soon as we're done, theyre off to next group! W:"Energy regen? Nah Im done! Lets gogogogogogo!" /runs to next mob group, lather, rinse, repeat, till end of mission/quest.

true; I've only ever capped with hench

I just saw the punk that pulled this crap over in the ventari's sell section; I'm not going to name names; but I pity anyone that gets involved in a transaction with him

Here goes my latest jerk story that actually ends well. I was in Random arenas (perfect setup for this kind of thing don't you think?) I get teamed with a heal monk, an offensive spirit spammer and a defensive spirit spammer, I was playing ele and was left as the only real damage dealer for the team. After a few wins we come across a team with a mo/a blessed light monk, dark escape made him very hard to take out on my own. After some distracting tactics I manage to spike him down and we win the round.

The next round starts and the enemy team consists of an offensive spirit rit a sword war a mo/me blessed light and surprise the same mo/a. As expected killing with 2 monk was quite a problem but after abotu 10 minutes we manage to take down the war as he overextends to kill me, the rit leaves soon after leaving just the 2 monks. After some mostly futile chasing the monks around for 5 or so minutes the worst thing that could happen in that situation takes effect, I got glitched under the stairs on the Kurzick map with the spore clouds. I was unable to Use AoD to tele port out nor could i attack anyone.

Another 15 minutes or so pass of the 2 rits and monk chasing the other monks and finally the rits give up leaving our monk to face them to a stalemate. Finally the mo/me gets bored and leaves leaving the 2 monks to face off, at this point the mo/a says no matter what he isn't leaving because he hates the ele (me) so much and will not let me go another, (apparentally from how badly I owned him in the previous round). A few more minutes pass and my monk leaves.

The Mo/a thinks hes won and decides to come wand me to death, surprise surprise no matter what angle he goes obstructed because of course I am still trapped under the stairs. So he says whatever I'm just gonna leave this match going because I hate you, and I'm putting you on ignore. He then says I'm going afk but before I do I'm gonna /rank you (like that means anything in the arenas). He flashes a tiger, I knew from his tag he was just an r spiker and that tiger was meaningless. As a final comment he says I'm going to bed seeya tomorrow if you are still here.

After 10 minutes Dwayna smiled upon me with the greatest twist of fate to end his attempt to grief me. The Mo/A gets err 7ed hahahaha. I then went on with my 3 new teammates to get a glad point effectively foiling what he was trying to do in the first place. The good guy wins this time woo.

I see your point there. Luckily, this story had a happy ending after that one idiot left. We got Obsidian Flesh, necro stayed to help us with HH. The team actually listened to me (i.e. killing other enemies first, distracting boss' res, not attacking when HH was on), and all went home happy with another elite under our belts.

I was a warrior at the time. People listen to us more, it seems. When I monk, no one listens to me, even when I spam my 1 remaining energy. Does that stop anyone? No. Dumb tank goes and aggro's.

Capping the fire islands with a *good* group is pretty fun. Just have to run the risk of picking up and moron or two sometimes... :\

Best jerk I've had the pleasure of meeting was forming a chest run team in FoW:

Jerk: I'm a farmer, please don't accept anymore w/me
Me: Ok, np - although its a "chest run" dude but nvm

Later on, I allow a r/me in coz he's a pal and agrees to foot the 1k entrance fee, which the group (aprt from jerk) is fine with:

Jerk: I said dont allow anymore farmers in!!!
Me: Its ok - r/me is farming forest, u r doing the beach
Jerk: I dont f*****g care, only 1 farmer per team
Me: U can go ur seperate ways, it doesnt matter
Jerk: FU, I was here first - kick the farmer
Team: STFU
Me: Dude, ur annoying the team. Carry on like this and u go!
Jerk: FU noob, I was here first - kick the farmer

So I did - the jerk!

Boy did I get some interesting whispers from him afterwards..........

Haha he got what he deserved

owned!

I love that how ppl can bring down themselve if he haven't noticed about that he said before.

I got another jerk 3 days ago during a Elona run.

This one was the "Classico Wammo" with mending = invicible and Sundering = uber mod and Chaos axe to feel Star Wars fan Dark side while dyed red

The story: Before entering in the mission, me and my friend talked about Star Wars: Mysteries of the Thorn's Lightsaber (An toon animation we planned to do). And the Jerk thought if we can use his name with his Chaos Axe "lightsaber" to make the Sith lord in it. We said no, we already planned how the Sith will be (Imagine Princess Danika with a female Tyrian Domination Mask and you have an image how our Sith Lord looks). So during the run, we talk the same things and plan how to reveal herself. The jerk said many craps about that and turn the conversation:

Jerk: ROLFIMAO, STUPIDS NOOBS WHO CANT CREATE A SITH
Me: Hum, we just think how we create an event to reveal her as a sith
Jerk: PLAY ACADEMY U NOOB
Friend: such much creativity to not making a sith lord in this game
Me: We dont need to play any SW to make a Sith
Jerk: HELL YEAH!! JED**K
Jerk: I HAVE A AX SABER, IM PERFECT SITH!!!
Me: Good for you but you're not qualify for our Sith Lord thought
Friend: lol
Jerk:OMFG YOU NOOBZ!!! YOU CAT EVEN CRETE A SIT

/sit

Jerk: LIK MYSELF!!!!
Jerk: ITS BC U SUX
Jerk: LUCAS DO BETTER SW STORY THAN U
Friend: Duh! He's the creator of SW
Jerk: U KNOW NOTING IN SW!!!
Jerk: WHOS LUCAS EH????

/sigh

Runner: Dude, u're less smarter than them
Jerk: BC I TOUCH SELF AT NIGHT (bad type indeed eh?)
Other and myself: lol
Monk: Dude, u pwned urself!!
Jerk: U PWNED URSELF AT NIGHT MONKEYSHIT!!
Jerk: I KILL U 1V1 WIT MY RED AX SABER!!
Me: How a chaos axe can be an axe and a saber at the same time?
Jerk: U KNOW NOTIN WIT AXSABER NOOBZ
Jerk: I USE FORCE MENDING ROLFIMAO!!!

Run outside the fort and die quickly while the runner brung the second crystal and return for the third one.

Me: Twit, how can you pay the runner now?
Jerk: OMFG, IVE MAX SUNDERING CHAOS AXE AND MENDING AND GOT PWNED!!!
Monk: U died bc u touched urself at night
Me: with forgottens now
other even the runner but not the Jerk: lol

Jerk rage-quit

Runner arrived with the crystal and stop to pay him

Runner:....... How the Sith lord will reveal in your story?
Runner: Sounds interesting

Edit: Off-topic, this thread hit more than 200k viewed.

The only jerk I have ever met was some dude who started telling everyone I was a scammer because I tried to sell a Dagger mod at the suggested GWGuru PC price. I thought for sure he was gonna try to report me.

I post on this thing way too much. Oh well, eh? It's fun to share. xD

Similar situation, except it was for some mission. I was on my war as the team leader, helping a friend/guildmate out. He was a trapper... anyway, we're reforming a group after losing a few post failure. We pick up a nuker. See we have two rangers on the team.. a spiker and my friend, the trapper. Thus:

Nuker: "Only need two rangers. Kick (my friend's ranger)."
Me: "No, he's a friend who needs the mission."
Nuker: "Kick or I go."
Me: "He was here first."
Nuker: "Me or ranger."
Me: "Uhm..."
Nuker: "Me or ranger. Your choice."

This went on for a while, back and forth, so I kicked the nuker. She/He had the nerve to suggest she was superior to my trapper friend. Too damn cocky not to kick the jerk... so I did. After I got a group going, the nuker kept trying to invite herself back in.

Rejected. Repeatedly.

I get friends or guildies. Far more reliable than any PUG.

Ok this was funny because it confirmed a stereotype among w/mo's

A guy in my alliance was spamming "someone wanna 1v1 my warrior?" I figure, hell I've never 1v1ed i'll give it a go" I play a W/N and I brought the ripostes and grenths balance with a few other skills. I go into the match wait for my health to fall, gb, then riposte him to death. I noticed his skills were mending HH balthazars sever and gash, basically a paladin build :P
He messages me "you couldn't win without those stances(i guess he meant riposte)" He then tells me if I don't bring them I couldn't win. I let this guy get to me.. so I get him in a rematch, I bring price of failure and some stances, win again, and this guy goes nuts. He starts swearing at me "LET ME F*KIN HIT YOU NOOB YOUR JUST SCARED CUZ YOU KNOW ILL WIN" all in capitals. I say "no sh*t you'll win you can out heal me, thats why you're a whammo." He tells me I stink at guildwars. I put him on ingore and laugh. I think its funny that he didn't have enough sense to stop attacking me. Thats a whammo for ya.

First off, to the above poster all us wammos (Contrary to popular belief) aren't completely braindead wastes of skin! I learned not to hit those kind of defense tanks long ago. =)

Secondly, I'd like to add yet another jerk story today! yay

I just bought one of those new Jade Swords because I instantly fell in love with the skin when I saw it. After that I had a spare Gothic Sword lying around, so I decided to sell it. I'm in Kaineng Center selling this sword for 40k and someone comes up to offer on it. I put the sword up and she whispers me stuff along the lines of the following-

Jerk: 40k for that? gee gee
Me: It PCs for around 50k
Jerk: Where? Noobville? gee gee
Me: Gee gee? still forming words are we?
Jerk: Yeah! Words that insult you! OWNED I WIN GEE GEE
Me: I don't have time for a flame war with a pathetic little person like you, ignored.
Jerk right before ignored: OO I WIN OWNED GEE GEE GEE!!!!!11111


/Sigh Not a long jerk story but the recurrence of the gee gee started to make my eyes bleed so i figured I'd post.

Man, this one hurt me :/ just because i could actually hear them saying it.

I was in HA, running Bspike. I found a group, joined, w/e.

We're talking about skills, they ask me if i have sheild of deflection, i say no, then they ask if i have life sheath, i say no, and this happens..

Me mom: go to bed (its like 11).
Me(over GW): guys, i g2g :/ im really sorry.
jerk1(over vent): oh god, just kick him, hes noob..
me: seriously, i have to go.
me: if you add me ill come tomorrow.
jerk2(vent): haha, whatever zomg(my current name).
jerk3: hahahaha..
jerk1: noob.
jerk2: later zomg.
me: seriously, add me
i get kicked from vent and group.

god, why cant people just say 'oh, well, later then.'? why does it have to be 'wtf hes noob kick him coz he says 'i have to go.'

:/

Because you got a Pug which they generally come from RA and they have unlocked HA not long ago...... or a long time but still have RA minded players.

A thing to know, HA is really the place to be called n00b when you have low fame and you want to start HA to see how it is. I still hate those who do HA and think only to win... with IWAY and farming Fame

Nevertheless, Jerks like this are always try to make us all to rage-quit with insult which it really didn't work except when they really piss you off.

another run in Elona reach with another character (Yes I know, I have 2 chars at the same place lol) but this time, it was worst. The monk in our team asked why he followed the runner and died after


Its a monk hater just to know that.... and havent paid the runner...again

yeh foreal
i was doing gayla hatchery once, and they started crying at me in something like that
we have a trapper, but he doesnt set traps near the turtles, so obvioiusly the turtles drop like flies
our 3 tanks are each at different areas, leaving me running back and forth just to heal them
after a while when everything is dead, theres 2 rangers left
they res me, and i start healing the chars they res since theyre using ressurect
random player says "wtf monk rez dont heal"
i start saying how i dont bring rez (i never brought it before and got masters on every other mission, so they were the ones doing something wrong) when 2 other start in saying "omfg noob monk monkz need rez" - actual typing -
i ignore them and just keep typing in lmao since i was laughin a lil at how once they die its always the monks fault and not theirs for wandering off all in different directions and out of range of my healing

lol @ francis, hard to believe that he actually typed like that

and yeh, lots of top guilds are the same way
did a couple top 100 batles a while back, and were always trying to talk down to us
ive seen in obs a lot too, the players from top guilds run in there and either talk **** to players of the other guild they lost against or just for no reason

In that kids defense, sometimes people get excessivley mad at video games like that because of other things. I know there have been days where every little thing that can go wrong does, and then all I want to do (already annoyed to hell and back) is relax and play a game and then spend the whole time dealing with jerks or crappy groups or if its an FPS waiting to respawn and not actually playing.

Now if he's just mad at the game and there arent any other factors....well he kinda needs some help.



Oh and I suppose I should post a jerk story. Most of the time I'm lucky and don't have to deal with jerks (or sometimes am the jerk myself, sorry if that happend to anyone. Sometimes when I get mad my brain kinda shuts off and I run on retard mode) but then there are always those few...

Like this one. One of the times I tried to beat the last prophecies mission we had this other warrior. We're both running W/Mos. Can't remember what he had, I know I had mostly warrior attack skills and Mark of Healing or something. Honestly its been a while since I've really been playing GW besides random arena and I have the same build on that all the time. Anyhoo he proceeds to charge into every titan group we find. Doesnt wait for the group doesnt attack sparks first.

Monks are having a hell of a time even keeping him alive (yes gasp I found a group with 2 monks). I'm fine because I brought that skill that adds heal pips for every condition on me plus when we get down to the hands and fists i throw up my elite and just heal up as they hit me.

It gets to the point real quick when he starts swearing at all of us for not keeping him healed or rezing him in the middle of a fight! What is it with children and thinking 'I'm a W/Mo!? I can fight and HEAL I R INVINCIBLES!!!1' Seriously its annoying! Tired of getting yelled at for your suicidal tendancies!

Pretty annoying but yea...rambling...tired. tis 2:30 and ive been reading this entire post and felt the need to share. I'll stop before I get to teh IWAY OR THE HIGHWAY guys in HoH before factions rumors even started.

Back to Shing Jea Monastry helping a friend out, an Assmo (yes, not Wammo) sent me pms, so I fooled around with him



eww...GW people becoming so scary these days

Dare I ask who your in-game mother is? My guess: Gwen.

For the longest time, I refused to do pugs, not even one, ever. Factions came out and even with a guild, there were not always enough people on to get a group. A guildie had been successful for pugs so I thought, what the heck, I'll give them a try again. To my surprise, they were all pretty good. The good pugs out weighed the bad. So I gotta say that it seems that they are getting better, not worse.

this just happened yesterday when i was doing the Vizunah Square mission with my ranger, we had a party of 7 with a monk henchie and the foreign side had 2 real players with 6 henchies. With 9 human players, we knew the mission was gonna be a breeze, and it was. We fought through everything so smoothly that getting Master wouldn't have been a problem at all. But then near the very end, where we had to wait for a gate to open, but no one could open it besides this ******* jerk, and he was so ******* dumb he got stuck on a chest, his friend was standing before the door and screaming "we must stay with "jerk" and follow him". So we danced around a bit and hoped for the dumbass to get away from the chest, but unfortunately, our patience wore out, and everyone finally left because of that jerk's stupidity...











Btw, if you havent already guessed it, the jerk is Master Togo, and his friend is, of course, Mhenlo, who had to guts to say "Please stay close us or else we can't protect you -_-" somewhere in the mission...

We need a /throwNPCatobjective emote.

HEY!!! No Names!!!!

Sorry that happened to you, that's one of the "pain-in-the-butt" missions.

Back to the little kids that like to try to have their 1st time on a video game, I as helping a guildie who had just bought factions on her 2nd account and wanted to get her necro through it. We where in Dragon's Throat getting ready to do the quest to get her to Napuhi when she says on TS to come look at this ranger. We run to her to she this ranger with no armor on, right behind her, doing the excited emote. At the time my guildie's Necro had Scar armor, so... you get the idea. Well me and another guildie that was helping here were both on Warriors so to help protect her we both took off our armor and began dancing right behind the ranger. He zone out pretty fast.

This happened yesterday in Droks
Jerk: *In local and trade channels* WTT GREENS FOR AWESOME WEPS
Me:*PM*I've got a req 11, 15^50% Longsword
Jerk:*Sends party invite*
Me:*Opens trade* and then puts in Longsword
Jerk:*Puts in Victo's Axe*
Me:*Mouse over* It's customized dude
Jerk:LOL U NOOB *A bunch of swears*
Me:*Ignores*
I know it's not a awesome wep but it was worth a shot.

I believe greens can be customized and still be used by other people? Still, the verbal abuse was uncalled for.

Once it's customized, only the one who customized it can use it. Greens are no exception.

Well, I got one, happened to me yesterday in droks. You guys will get a kick out of this story.

Jerk: WTB Rare skin weapons Dwarven Axes, Serpent Axes and Crystallines!
Me: Sweet dude, rare hunter I see eh? Thats cool, good luck to you.

**Off subject of that** It was just props, not sarcastic, I was really saying, good job, I hope you get a good weapon or something along the lines of that.

11 minutes later.

Jerk: Do you have something I want?
Me: What? Who are you?

**By this time, I had forgotten all about what I had said before, because he didn't reply right back, so I never really thought about it after that, I went on to the merchant.**

Jerk: You just pmed me...scroll up dumbas*
Me: um, no I didn't...*scrolls up*

*I relize, I made a mistake, because I had forgotten all about this by now.*

Me: oh sorry, i forgot I did pm you, my mistake, but I don't go anything your looking for, I just was giving you props. and was saying good luck to you jeez..
Jerk: Well, I don't care, you Fu***** n00b
* By now, I'm speechless, because I was giving him a good thing, but he just twisted it around...somehow*
Me: Um, what? I was giving you props dude...why are you making this a big deal? jesus christ dude...I forgot I pmed you jeez...
Jerk: Well you should remember
Jerk: Its not my fault you got down syndrome
Jerk is ignoring you

So, yeah thats all. I try and do something nice, by saying you know, good luck, I like rare items, and he just somehow, twisted it around or something, I mean, is that my fault? Or do you guys know what I'm talking about? lol...it was quite funny I must say none the less. xD

My problem is not usally one jerk but a lot of them. This happens to me all the time I will be selling something then the *jerk* will wisp me, YOUR A NOOB ITS NOT EVEN WORTH THAT PRICE. Then I just ignore them.

shhh....don't let her know, or she will cast firestorm at the poor Assmo

Basically everyone playing in both sides of aspenwood this weekend. I have been playing there since the factions released, almost.. and I have never seen a more immature group of people in my life. Name calling, taunting, flashing rank over the corpse of the dead. Really annoying shit. I'll be glad when the weekend is over.

Hmm... Just today something happened worthy of the title (more of a fool than a jerk but take your pick):

Him: (pm) Message from XXX: Your so nooby that his guild doesn't have a hall.
Me: You're so nooby you failed to send that message correctly.
*IGNORE LIST*
Oh but it didn't end there, he had two accounts, so he pms me on another one with a name thats hard to report, and says the following.
Him: OMG U NOOB I AM IN A TOP 100 GUILD!!!
Him: OMG U NOOB U HAVE NO LIFE!!!!
Me: Congradulations, you have been awarded the Contradiction of the Year Award!
*IGNORE LIST AGAIN*

Frankly, we should be handing out more than one of those a year.

Oh, oops..

Anyway, this one happened within a 30 second interval. Considering the war's name, I shouldn't have been surprised, but we don't mention names here, hehe. I joined this war in Alliance Battle, and he quickly got another monk and an ele, then immediately clicked Enter Mission. This fall apart in the blink of an eye:

Me: Two monks?
Other monk: lolz
War: So
Me: That's not really necessary, is it?
War: So
Me: Uhm, okay... bye.....
War: Noob

Aah, I cracked up at that. Dunno why, but it was so absurd I had to laugh. xD

:/ you left because of two monks?

you could have at least tried, and healed your other teammates.

I used to not care about being teamed with another defensive monk, but that never worked out too well because we lacked firepower as a result. And if you mean the other teams of four by "teammates," well.. sorry if this sounds lazy, but although I do heal whoever happens to come my way, it is rather inconvenient because you can't just click their health bars and heal away. Gotta select V, which may not even get you the target you want. Running your cursor over the target's name and hoping to pick the right one out of a group can also be a little unnerving.

And if I did find myself running with another group, am I just to assume that someone else will take my place with my original group? But it seems more efficient for them to pick up another offensive char, and for me to find another group to heal.

I might have stayed. I PM'd the monk back and forth a bit later and he was pleasant enough. The war annoyed me though. There has to be better ways to communicate than repeating "So" and countering with "Noob."

yesterday i was in Ra seeing female chars pretending to be prostitutes,
i wanted so hard to just go over there and slap them and tell them to get a life along with a thousand curses,
but if i had i would have got reported,
where is the justice?.

Okay here's a story for you all, wish I had it screenshot.

I was doing the Jade quarry this evening, for a little bit of steam blowing, Kurzick Side.

Well while I was waiting for the never ending counter to come down to finally get in, there was this guy spamming about entering his guild.

Okay not such a big deal, even if it was in caps and bad grammar.

Then he started calling people NOOB and the like. For anyone who knows me, which I don't know if any of you do. I am not the type of person who likes that type of thing so I make the comment.

"Oh yes, spam for your guild, then call people noobs...How astute." This guy was annoying me, and as soon as I got into Jade Quarry I was thinking to myself "Yay no more annoying guy."

Alas, my luck is not so good.

Before the Quarry fight even began he was spamming, in team and local. And going along the lines of "Suck my penis you noob" and such, going on and on and on.

To the POINT that not only was the Luxon side saying they were going to kill him, but myself included saying "Please do" and he continued to talk trash through out the entire thing, until finally he just ditched (I wonder why, could be because he continued to get killed, folks were gunning for him big time, leaving the Kurzicks alone just to go after him.)


More than likely not -the- biggest jerk in GW, but one of the few that really got me going. It was a good game, other than for that, even if we did loose, but at least the guy left, and I didn't see him when I returned back into the Quarry.

Agreed, Doomlord, agreed.