The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

swiftygem

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

Me and my friend were doing Great Northern Wall with our new lvl 8 characters. A lvl 20 N/Me joined our group, I was thinking "Great, a bored lvl 20 helping people do missions, how nice.". So, what he did was get 10 minions off the first fight, then he starts shouting "comwe here" "comwe here" "comwe here", so we all are waiting around him, wondering what he wants. Then he starts spaming BotM...go figure. Unfortunately, I was the only one to realize what was gonna happen and ran away from him, the other 2 guys died.
And now when I think about it, it doesn't really make me mad, because honestly, is this the lamest, cheapest thing ever or what? I have 5 other lvl 20 characters and I couldn't care less about a minion master who doesn't even have flesh golem and finds the idea of ruining the mission for new players funny. But I suppose if that poor idiot does this to a group of real newbies, they would be pretty shaken up.

Yukito Kunisaki

Yukito Kunisaki

Forge Runner

Join Date: Mar 2005

Chicago, IL

W/N

"I'm w/mo, I live longer than you!"
"Hang on, just cause I'm half /mo doesn't mean I always need to bring res skill, sig is always better!" - pve group mind you whereas sig is better pvp...

myself - "I'm the only W/N in this group and all the W/Mos are dying. What's going on with you people?"

response - "Our monk isn't doing his job..." or "Our monk is spending more time healing you then us dumbass..." - joke's on them, I use Parasitic bond on my targets and the monk really didn't heal me much... hmm...

"Mending is great cause I dont' need the energy and I'm always healing... You /N can't heal..."

er...

this one takes the cake...

myself - "Super 1337 warrior able to do Thunderhead Keep + bonus monkless!!!"

response - "Are you sure?", "STFU you noob", "W/N? No way...", "LIAR..." etc...

The funny part? The very few people who were waiting for like 4 hours for a monk said I talk tough shit and joined my party cause they said they had nothing better to do...

1 hour, 15 mins. later we get mission and bonus... For Thunderhead Keep...

Yeah... Life is good...

Phenixfire

Phenixfire

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2006

Malice Dedication Ambition [MAD]

Mo/

Ok, did Arborstone Mission with my Warrior today...
got a team, 1 monk and a hench monk, but we failed at the end, our human monk died, so Danika died due to some massive Oni spiking :P ( and no healing )

but there was also this assasin, who behaved like a warrior, charging straight in, not withdrawing when low on hp .. he died like 6+ times in the whole mission

thats the convo after we had returned to arborstone when we had failed:



His reply came about 4 mins later





i really dont wanna know what he would have cut me off if he had thought me to be a girl ^^

Haggard

Haggard

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Dec 2005

Urmston, Manchester, UK

Greener Pastures [DVDF]

W/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by prism2525
you still have his name showing in the whisper box
Wow.. I'm an idiot. Still, it might not necessarily be him, I could have started another conversation. *shifty eyes*

BhaalSpawn

BhaalSpawn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

Canada

N/A and proud of it!

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninetail Trickster
Two things:

First of all, of all the responses to jerks in this thread, yours is my favorite. Brilliance. Classic brilliance. ^_^

...secondly, Wheel of Time for the win.
Thanks, I should save that post for my collection.
Robert Jordan FOREVER!!!
and Full Metal Alchemist FTW

Quote:
Originally Posted by CyberMesh0
^ Best laugh I've had in a *very* long time
Only too glad to be of service, thanks for the responce.

Carl Butanananowski

Carl Butanananowski

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arizona

We Have Big [Meat]

yeah i did that with my screenies too hag O.o

btw. BoTM and WoT are WHAT? :P

Relambrien

Relambrien

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Delaware, USA

Error Seven Operators [Call]

W/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kendar Muert
I think i may have seen that...was it during the preview event?


*sry...dindt realize i just double posted till it redirected me...*
I'm pretty sure it was, but I'm not positive.

thecagekeeper

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Factions

R/W

Couple of weeks ago... I was selling some weapon and this guy starts asking me every possible question about the item and its uses. When it's all said and done he says "I wouldn't pay you anything for it...I can find it myself. I can find anything."
So, whatever. I go on with the game. Like 30 min later...guy runs up to me...hits the trade button, and then hits cancel real quick and says.
"See..I found you. Told you, I can find anything." and proceeds to run circles around me for 5 min.
Not so much a jerk as someone who clearly continued to ride the proverbial "short bus" through life.

Pwnage Elite

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

The Myrmidon Elite

W/Mo

Whilst attempting the Wilds bonus for my protector title, I came upon a lvl 20 MM who was doing the same. Yay, says I, as I invite him into my party. After he accepts i ask the party if everyone is ready, they are, so we enter. At the first cutscene, I choose not to skip it. I had just gotten done with the factions campaign and it had been almost a year since I had done the Kryta missions so I wanted to sit back and watch this scene. Upon completion of the scene the MM procedes to cuss out the entire group for not skipping, because "his minions are totally f****ed!" Chuckling to myself, I proceed to inform him of the not too recent update of the cutscenes! Fun fun fun. He continues to vigorously cuss me out until he finally realizes that his minion's degen had not increased by one pip thoughout the whole scene.
That is not so much about not reading the updates, just about jerks who cannot accept something new. I found it hilarious when he called me a "nub" and then didnt say anything else thoughout the mission. FYI Not all Wammos are morons!

Sasuke The Betrayer

Sasuke The Betrayer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Los Angeles

Pink Pearl

Mo/Me

Me:Monk Looking for Rotwing Farm
Jerk (whisper):Hey, whats a rotwing bow? Where do you farm it? Can I see? Hey?
Me:Rotwing is a green found by Rotscale west of here in Majesty's Rest...
Jerk: Cool, can I see it?
*By this time, I was in a group and we were ready to get out*
*Jerk open trades, but then I get teleported outside*
Jerk: HEY ****tard, I JUST WNATED TO SEE THAT **** BOW GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Me: ...I got teleported outside, if you want just go to a guildwars site if you really want to see it
Jerk:NO DUDE I WANT TO ****ING BUY IT
Me:I don't have one.... thats why I'm farming
Jerk:GOD YOU ****ING PISS ME OFF STUPID NOOB, YOU SUCK.
Jerk: (More cursing inserted here)
*I start to ignore him, but didnt put him on ignore*
Jerk's younger brother whispers me later:Hey, sorry, My brother gets irritated easily
Me: o.O
__________________________________________________ _______________
I was dual ecto farming and this necro blames me for his mistakes.

Me:Hey, is it possible you could use ancestors visage instead of spamming desecreate with the occasional SS
Jerk:No, I only need it for smites
Me: The grasping darknesses are using Fear Me, and I'm having energy problems
Jerk: So?
Me: Well you don't have BR and I don't bring Blessed Signet...
(We painfully make our way to the smites, with me taking off one enchantment every group and waiting to regen)
We make our way to the smite crawlers and a dying nightmare pops up. I have spell breaker on and the necro doesn't even realize it.
*I ping the dying nightmare 100 times*
Me (Once I'm dead): Thanks alot, I pinged that thing like crazy...you mind helping me kill it?
Jerk: No?? YOU didn't have spell breaker on
Me: Dude!, Scroll up I pinged it like crazy... You didn't see it a single time and left me to die
Jerk: NO, your the stupid noob
Me:...........
Jerk dies
Once at ToA
Jerk: Since it was your fault, your paying for the next run
Me: It was your fault...
Jerk: No it was yours,
Me: omg
Jerk: stupid noob you (lots of cursing here)
Me (Irritated): GOD, your the one using desecreate enchantments over and over. While I'm here doing all the work.
Jerk: YOUr stupid as hell
Me: Look, you aren't experienced as I can see, and you dont even have 11-22 into illusion
Jerk: Its my first UW dual gay ***
Me: Then why do you keep calling me noob
Jerk leaves the party.

Kaguya

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jan 2006

Moon

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasuke The Betrayer
Jerk: Its my first UW dual gay ***
Me: Then why do you keep calling me noob
Mwhahaha.

"It's my first time! Noob! Your fault I don't know what to do! Your fault I didn't even ask what to do!"

Skawtt

Skawtt

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jun 2005

Oregon

W/N

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yukito Kunisaki
"I'm w/mo, I live longer than you!"
"Hang on, just cause I'm half /mo doesn't mean I always need to bring res skill, sig is always better!" - pve group mind you whereas sig is better pvp...

myself - "I'm the only W/N in this group and all the W/Mos are dying. What's going on with you people?"

response - "Our monk isn't doing his job..." or "Our monk is spending more time healing you then us dumbass..." - joke's on them, I use Parasitic bond on my targets and the monk really didn't heal me much... hmm...

"Mending is great cause I dont' need the energy and I'm always healing... You /N can't heal..."

er...

this one takes the cake...

myself - "Super 1337 warrior able to do Thunderhead Keep + bonus monkless!!!"

response - "Are you sure?", "STFU you noob", "W/N? No way...", "LIAR..." etc...

The funny part? The very few people who were waiting for like 4 hours for a monk said I talk tough shit and joined my party cause they said they had nothing better to do...

1 hour, 15 mins. later we get mission and bonus... For Thunderhead Keep...

Yeah... Life is good...

W/N FTW.

The other day while loading into Cavalon on my Ranger im bombarded in local chat with RED ENGINE spam of one guy just going off on another player on how he just "stole" his name and he wants it back etc etc. It was the same first name but the last name wasnt even similar. Its like say your name is Joe and you met another person named Joe on the street and just went completly ape poopy on the guy on how he stole your name. More along the lines of complete asshattery than jerkiness but the most recent one that comes to mind.

Sasuke The Betrayer

Sasuke The Betrayer

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jan 2006

Los Angeles

Pink Pearl

Mo/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skawtt
W/N FTW.

The other day while loading into Cavalon on my Ranger im bombarded in local chat with RED ENGINE spam of one guy just going off on another player on how he just "stole" his name and he wants it back etc etc. It was the same first name but the last name wasnt even similar. Its like say your name is Joe and you met another person named Joe on the street and just went completly ape poopy on the guy on how he stole your name. More along the lines of complete asshattery than jerkiness but the most recent one that comes to mind.
Haha, that reminds me of the time I met someone with "Sasuke" in their name, and they went berserk and started attack me with their necro in Alliance Battle. Luckily, I had my assassin and... I used temple strike back then LOL, guess what happened? I killed him over and over

Lilanthe

Lilanthe

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skawtt
W/N FTW.

The other day while loading into Cavalon on my Ranger im bombarded in local chat with RED ENGINE spam of one guy just going off on another player on how he just "stole" his name and he wants it back etc etc. It was the same first name but the last name wasnt even similar. Its like say your name is Joe and you met another person named Joe on the street and just went completly ape poopy on the guy on how he stole your name. More along the lines of complete asshattery than jerkiness but the most recent one that comes to mind.
Yes, I was in Cavalon too when this occured.

Sir Mad

Sir Mad

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Moe's Pub

Pigs Can Fly [Pigs]

R/

I was scrolling through my old screenshots to delete a few when I found this one - short and funny.



Usually I'm more polite when someone ask me if I wanna join his guild since I left mine ("No thank you") but there I was just tired. There were like 2 mins between his replies.

EDIT - One more, in Raisu Palace:

I had just made a bad joke on the public chat - that was bad taste (however not vulglar) and just after I precised that was a joke - a few players laughed at it, but one guy started like:

Jerk: REPORTED!
Jerk: <insert my name> u r reported!
Someone (public chat instead of trade chat): W T S something for 10k
Jerk: REPORTED! I REPORT YOU!
Someone else: Calm down, man
Jerk: I REPORT YOU TOO!

Then everybody started laughing at this bitter boy...

Jerk: Player 1, YOU'RE REPORTED!
Jerk: Player 2, REPORTED!
Jerk: REPORTED!
Jerk: REPORTED!
Jerk: REPORTED!
Jerk: U R ALL REPORTED!
Jerk: BUT I'M GONNA REPORT YOU FIRST, <my name here>!

Of course, everybody was telling him how pathetic he was, and laughing at him. He finally found me, stood in front of me, and /ranked his tiger.

Jerk: PWNED!
Jerk: <more insults here>

I had seen many bitter boys on the net before, but this guy definitely beat em all.

(By the way, I let you add grammar and spelling mistakes to his speach - I'm not good enough for that - I'm not a native english speaker after all )

Markaedw

Markaedw

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Nov 2005

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Carl Butanananowski
yeah i did that with my screenies too hag O.o

btw. BoTM and WoT are WHAT? :P
BoTM is Blood of the Master: Necro Spell-All of your undead allies are healed for 30...99. You lose 5% health and 2% for every minion healed in this way. A Necro that sapms it can easily kill himself.

I'm not sure what you mean by WoT, what context is it in?

xx luna xx

xx luna xx

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Aug 2006

Canada

[LnR]

Mo/

My monk had the misfortune to meet the biggest jerk.
For some reason I agreed to be the only monk in a group of 8 for Tahnakai Temple mission, and of ppl (warriors necro elems i had to heal) a Rangers pings his health everytime it goes below 75%
repeatedly. So it's the longest spam in the world. The 1 time I get attacked and have to run back a bit the ranger who for some reason believed he was a tank dies -_- And the blame and the swearing at the monk from the ranger was neverending. In this case I couldn't care less because all I have to do is leave the game and then noone is surviving. But the rest of the players stepped up in my defense, I didn't leave and we all made it

Bibblenorn

Bibblenorn

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Miendrak'el Myrth [MeM]

I got into a group for the Sunjaing District mission, playing a MM cookie cutter build (honestly, easier to use the builds so people don't argue). I was the 6th person to enter the group, and they were still looking for a second monk. Sounds fairly normal so far, right? They talk to me about my build, making sure I had Flesh Golem, and all. After they invite person #7, another Necromancer requests to join, and and they were already partnered with another monk. I had been part of this group for 15 minutes by this point.

Now, I am sure everyone here can see this coming: they dump me with no explanation, and take that necro and monk pair.

I found this horribly rude, and it causes me to SERIOUSLY doubt that group leader's ethics. They were thinking only of themselves. An apology would have been nice.

To show them (although they never knew), I proceeded to beat the mission with henchies. Didn't take long either!

I had never been dumped from a group before. I felt so shocked. Guess that was pretty naive of me, but I have had so many good experiences with random groups. I found my current guild by joining a random group. They're great.

Teintidh Airgead

Teintidh Airgead

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

Not so olde Australia

Aggressive Killas

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hidden in the Mist
They did give a reason?
No, they didn't.

After that rather feeble attempt, they were quiet and helped out.

I'm aware that I may have (accidentally) been a jerk a few times, like once where I left for something to eat while the Tanaki (Gods I have no chance of spelling that :P), and accidentally stayed in the one place.

I left to save face.

leela

leela

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Aug 2006

Troublesome Unit [UNIT]

Rt/Me

During the Elite weekend, I met a kid who seemed to be pretty cool playing a W/Mo. During our discussion I found out he was wheelchair bound. I log off, then come back a couple hours later. He offers to help me and we decide to do the Deep Elite Mission. After what seemed like an hour of trying to get together 12 people we start. I think these Elite missions brought out the worst in people. We do 'ok' to start. Towards the end, it starts getting hairy. This kid tries to pull, but half the group follows him. Then they proceed to yell at him. He had even told us to stay and that he was going to pull. Of course, it just got worse, as the verbal abuse got to rediculous levels. Finally, the kid whispers me and says he can't take the abuse anymore and that if I need his help to whisper him and he leaves.

Through all the abuse, he never yelled back. Sometimes people are such jerks and could care less about the person driving the character.

BhaalSpawn

BhaalSpawn

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

Canada

N/A and proud of it!

N/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by leela
During the Elite weekend, I met a kid who seemed to be pretty cool playing a W/Mo. During our discussion I found out he was wheelchair bound. I log off, then come back a couple hours later. He offers to help me and we decide to do the Deep Elite Mission. After what seemed like an hour of trying to get together 12 people we start. I think these Elite missions brought out the worst in people. We do 'ok' to start. Towards the end, it starts getting hairy. This kid tries to pull, but half the group follows him. Then they proceed to yell at him. He had even told us to stay and that he was going to pull. Of course, it just got worse, as the verbal abuse got to rediculous levels. Finally, the kid whispers me and says he can't take the abuse anymore and that if I need his help to whisper him and he leaves.

Through all the abuse, he never yelled back. Sometimes people are such jerks and could care less about the person driving the character.
Indeed very humbling, I wonder how many "Jerks" on this thread are really just people having a bad day, month or even year. Those whose spouse left them, are permantly crippled, have an abusive father/mother or simply seen a worse side of humanity they can't deal with.

However, in all fairness we all have our own problems and we don't need you to be one of them. Do not take out your anger or pain on those of us who had nothing to do with your life or know anything about it.

Seek out professional help and surround yourself with good friends.

Karil The Tainted O

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2006

TcE

R/N

Today I was doing my usaul cheast runs when a Golden Pheonix Blade Drop for two of us. (Me and a team Mate), We were both dead and their was one person left. He got for us and made us all say sorry for the asumptions we made that we made that he was going to steal our golds. After everyone said sorry he continued with the cheast run and never gave our golds back.

Caethas Turan

Caethas Turan

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Auckland, New Zealand

Reapers of Oblivion [Ruin]

Hrmmz. Okay level 15 Ritualist trying to do Nahpui Mission. I'm useless, well not entirely, but think a bout it. So my friend (He's a SS Necro lvl 20) and I advertise for a group, we get one with a rit in there already, this is fine, I just wanted to get through the mission.

So was asked if I could equip Restoration Skills instead of Communing, I said I could, and was asked to. This was fine, until we hit the last boss.

Idiot: You're no communing rit, i watching you
Me: Never said I was, you jsut told me to change skills. (yes I am getting slightly tongue in cheek with the guy, but it was late for me and I was in a weird mood.)

Idiot: You no communing rit. noob
Me: Oh, you asked for skills.
Idiot: You noob can't play game.
Me: You never asked if I could play a restoration rit. (Oh and I can't by the way lol)

So 7 minutes of him yelling at me, and he dies to the point he blames me.

Which my response was "If you played the game instead of watching every player in your team you'd not be dead and would have got masters."

Finished mission in 28 minutes.

-bah-

Angel of Cthulhu

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jul 2006

N/Me

I was in a group of PUGs doing that mission from hell in Cantha with the turtles. I was an E/Mo because of all the seven characters i've got through either factions or prophecies I haven't been an Ele before. Apparently being an Ele makes you a noob, though, because after we finished the mission four members of the group gathered around me and /ranked their deer heads at me. I have no idea why, either, I hadn't said a thing during the mission and we got masters. So, obviously these people were just morons who think PVP makes you a more experienced player than a PVE player on their eigth character. It annoyed me, so I pretended to be AFK til they got over it. They must have been particularly stupid though because they kept it up for a good ten minutes.

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Angel of Cthulhu
I was in a group of PUGs doing that mission from hell in Cantha with the turtles. I was an E/Mo because of all the seven characters i've got through either factions or prophecies I haven't been an Ele before. Apparently being an Ele makes you a noob, though, because after we finished the mission four members of the group gathered around me and /ranked their deer heads at me. I have no idea why, either, I hadn't said a thing during the mission and we got masters. So, obviously these people were just morons who think PVP makes you a more experienced player than a PVE player on their eigth character. It annoyed me, so I pretended to be AFK til they got over it. They must have been particularly stupid though because they kept it up for a good ten minutes.
LOL - yeah, it's like when someone farms and farms a boss to get his green off him, and then when I am in Shing Jea trying to sell my Blue collectors staff for 200g, people will come over to me and show me their Green staff. I'll be like "So what?" and sometimes they'll run away, sometimes they will say "My staff is better than that one", to which I respond "good good, run along and play now then". Even if they do intend selling it - they're COMPLETELY different markets!

Ninetail Trickster

Ninetail Trickster

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Mar 2006

A pleasant place that needs more rain. T_T

The Rose Society

I think I qualified for that last night. >_<;
Playing my Necromancer as a Minion Master in a PUG for Thirsty River. We were at the oasis slaying the last two Sand Giants, one at a time. We were taking them one at a time.
I was being very careful to stay in the back line, and even helped keep the monk alive in a few places, because I didn't really want to unleash an undead army on my own team.

...we're about to slay one Sand Giant, and in a bid for speeding things up, one of the Rangers starts shelling at the last one. I wasn't paying attention to this, however (I've a habit of forgetting the radar), and stood still for too long as a mess of Rockshot Devourers and a Sand Giant pounded me flat. Thus adding ten freshly healed bone minions into the fray. x_x

They made short work of the minions, and forgave me as though nothing had happened, and the mission proceeded without incident. But argh. >.<

SFEley

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2006

Ashford Road Irregulars

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninetail Trickster
I think I qualified for that last night. >_<;
Making mistakes is not being a jerk. It's usually pretty obvious when someone's doing stuff like that on purpose.

Jumnious

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jan 2006

[GoDz]

N/Me

So I enter Raisu Palace with my Ele/Me and joined a group. We was going for masters and I simply said I have completed this mission several times with masters with other characters and know pretty well how to do it. Eventually this monk joins, and almost immediately she claims control and authority and starts yelling to choose Talon and "Argo" as our allies. Of course, I protested and said that would not be wise, because with Argo you only skip a small group, however if you choose Danika, we can skip much larger groups and cut a little time off. She persisted in saying Argo and Talon, and saying they will "disappear quickly" and she won't have to heal them.

Me) Danika is a healer, I think she is able to heal herself and help you heal the party too.
Monk) WRONG! She dies all the time, the dumb wench. You don't know shit.
Me) Fine fine...

We start the mission and I suggest one more time to choose Danika and Talon, but I was flooded out by her spamming Talon and Argo. So we go and "surprisingly" the monk cannot heal very well and I would rather had a healer henchie then her. In between casting spells, I pointed out how we could have skipped this and that. Monk continues to say I don't know what I'm saying and I'm dumb...

In closing, we don't get masters ( we missed it by 27 seconds )... I smile a little and ask "where is that masters? man, if we only had listened to me, eh?"

I leave the group and continue to kill Shiro. The Monk PM'ed me, "it's your fault for doing a terrible job nuking, you shithead, I missed out on masters!"

I reply only to find myself ignored.

Figures...

]SK[

]SK[

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

Nottingham, UK

GV

W/

I've been moaned at by a monk on Hell's mission where the big area with the three portals are. I was fighting a titan up front while one was attacking the spell casters behind. When you dont have eyes in the back of your head it makes the game a bit harder. Besides that if I went back to support I would loose agro of the titan I was fighting meaning there would be two of them chasing them. After we were easily slaying them anyway with typical winter spirit setup the monk began laying into me. I told her to f off at which she did leaving one monk in the party. Despite that we finished Hell's still very easily.

Being a monk gets to some peoples heads. Just because your a key member of the team doesn't mean everyone should do as you say or you'll leave the group.

Mister O

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2006

Well, this is the 1st jerk I ever met.
While doing RA, in luxon's arena where you have a priest on each side, 2 of my teammates left (damn I hate leavers) and the opponents are a warrior, a monk and a rt (jerk) (they have 1 leaver). Both me and my teammate are able to dp out the monk and the warrior and we had an 'interesting' with the jerk at his base. Of course, this jerk couldn't admit his lost and start bugging me that he won my time (sigh...):

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3.../GW/jerk02.jpg

EDIT: Please post a link if your picture is too big to fit on the page. -Swampgirl

Carl Butanananowski

Carl Butanananowski

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Mar 2006

Arizona

We Have Big [Meat]

>.< Well, hes right in one aspect...

He DID waste about 6k of your.. well, faction you could've possibly gotten..

But he is STILL an ASS.

Ok, i gottanothah one. But its from Starcraft.

ok

*game starts*
*about 20 mins in*
Jerk: OMG brown NOOB wtf are you doing? *im brown*
Me:.. building carriers.
Jerk: omg.. you noob, only 3 starports?
Me: yeah.. so?
Jerk: Look at my base.
Me: ...
Jerk: SEE HOW BIG IT F*CKIN IS?
Jerk: thats how your base should look, noob. if youre going to suck, stay off the internet.
Me: Frankly.. i dont care.
Me: im here to have fun.
Me: and guess what..?
Me: im having fun.
Me: GG, stfu now.
Jerk: OMG YOU NOOB! ... god..

So, for the rest of the game, he completely ignored me *and i him*, and only talked to our other teammate, who was pretty cool about everything.
well.. anyway, we lost, but i feel as if it was because the other team had leet skills :P

Superdarth

Superdarth

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

The biggest jerk was a warrior,i was playing a female at the time becausse i HAD to,it was during the nightfall test and the male gender for the dervish wasnt there,anyway,this warrior starts to treat every female like his property telling them to get on there knees and worship him and what not,all he got for it was a total flame from about every female present and some real embarresing insults wich he couldnt quite counter well...

...still cant believe he expects to get a girl that way

Mister O

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Superdarth
The biggest jerk was a warrior,i was playing a female at the time becausse i HAD to,it was during the nightfall test and the male gender for the dervish wasnt there,anyway,this warrior starts to treat every female like his property telling them to get on there knees and worship him and what not,all he got for it was a total flame from about every female present and some real embarresing insults wich he couldnt quite counter well...

...still cant believe he expects to get a girl that way
lol forgive his idiocity/immaturity, I guess he gets so pressed down by female (his mum/wife/fiance/grandma whatever) in his daily life therefore GW is the only place he can be a king. ROFL

Superdarth

Superdarth

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2006

I think he was just thinking himself so superior to think that he could do that...im not forgiving that kind of behavior.

And im not even a female!

Sir Mad

Sir Mad

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Moe's Pub

Pigs Can Fly [Pigs]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bibblenorn
I got into a group for the Sunjaing District mission, playing a MM cookie cutter build (honestly, easier to use the builds so people don't argue). I was the 6th person to enter the group, and they were still looking for a second monk. Sounds fairly normal so far, right? They talk to me about my build, making sure I had Flesh Golem, and all. After they invite person #7, another Necromancer requests to join, and and they were already partnered with another monk. I had been part of this group for 15 minutes by this point.

Now, I am sure everyone here can see this coming: they dump me with no explanation, and take that necro and monk pair.

I found this horribly rude, and it causes me to SERIOUSLY doubt that group leader's ethics. They were thinking only of themselves. An apology would have been nice.

To show them (although they never knew), I proceeded to beat the mission with henchies. Didn't take long either!

I had never been dumped from a group before. I felt so shocked. Guess that was pretty naive of me, but I have had so many good experiences with random groups. I found my current guild by joining a random group. They're great.
The exact same story happened to me. I was playing a MM in arborstone. I join a group - we were 6/8 looking for 2 monks. No one around. Then a group of 2 players leaded by a monk ask to join. The 2nd player was a necro. Our leader accept, and the the monk starts whinning like a kid: "WE NEED 2 MONKS". What? I did agree but he also did ask to join, knowing who was in the team. "Kick <me> ", he said. The leader did with no hesitation. Lame.

Garrett Jaxx

Garrett Jaxx

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2006

New York, New York

DOE/Alliance LH

Biggest jerk story huh?

Running the Canthan mission 'Capture the Stars.' Started the group for Masters bonus, and it took extra long to get good group balance cause of the special farming groups forming this weekend.

So we get in there w 2 Monks, three tankers, and some Nukers. Im feeling great. I said, 'Guys we're all great players, only thing I'll say, we're killing all bosses LAST. This way they don't respawn more mobs to fight through. We take care of them last and move faster.'

We head in.

This one a-hole attacks the first boss, continues to attack despite everyone screaming at him to stop.

Next boss same.

Ridiculous. Jerk.

CorstedPirate

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

Knights of the Void

Mo/

Yesturday I was helping a guildie with the Ring of Fire mission. He joined a PUG just as I arrived to help out. There were no other monks around so we got another guildie to bring his Rit. As soon as we started we saw that one of the warriors was afk. He didn't come with us to avoid that big group of mursatt that camp in front of the boat. No one seemed to want to restart to get rid of him so we continued. The mission was rather annoying, we had someone that hadn't bothered to get infused, so they became a bit of a one hit wonder. We had a level 17 nuker along, who was doing a great job I must add.

Anyways we finished the mission and the leader kicked the afker. Who immediately reinvited himself. At this point I decided to tell everyone in all chat that he afked on us for the whole mission and that they may not want to have him along in their groups. He Pmed me to tell me that his grandmother had had a heart attack and that I was an a**hole. WTF!

Cebe

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Garrett Jaxx
This one a-hole attacks the first boss, continues to attack despite everyone screaming at him to stop.
Yeah, that happens to me quite a lot with that mission. Another one is Gyala Hatchery... You can do it the "intended" way, by taking the turtles with you, which is near impossible, or the "back way" where you clear out all the Kurzicks first. Anyways, the number of times myself, or the group leader has said "we don't talk to the turtles, everyone agree please", and everyone agrees, someone goes off the activate them. You have to wonder to yourself....do these people even know what the chat screen is?

I've never managed to get masters by killing all but the bosses first on Nahpui Quarter. I guess it's possible....best way I've found with those sort of missions is to get a team of heavy damage dealers, and a couple of good monks and just steamroller my way through it.

Solvi

Solvi

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

Avatars of Faith

R/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by CorstedPirate
Yesturday I was helping a guildie with the Ring of Fire mission. He joined a PUG just as I arrived to help out. There were no other monks around so we got another guildie to bring his Rit. As soon as we started we saw that one of the warriors was afk. He didn't come with us to avoid that big group of mursatt that camp in front of the boat. No one seemed to want to restart to get rid of him so we continued. The mission was rather annoying, we had someone that hadn't bothered to get infused, so they became a bit of a one hit wonder. We had a level 17 nuker along, who was doing a great job I must add.

Anyways we finished the mission and the leader kicked the afker. Who immediately reinvited himself. At this point I decided to tell everyone in all chat that he afked on us for the whole mission and that they may not want to have him along in their groups. He Pmed me to tell me that his grandmother had had a heart attack and that I was an a**hole. WTF!
If his grandma had a heart attck why wasnt he at the hospital with her rather then playing guildwars....Lame excuse...you think he could have come up with a better lie than that!

prism2525

prism2525

Forge Runner

Join Date: Nov 2005

Among dead bodies.

The Republic of Sky Pirates

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he gave himself away by re-inviting himself immediately. if he's not a leech then i'm a rot wallow.