The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)
Kruzing Low
Russell.Crowe
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Originally Posted by Mera Regila
I just had a halarious experiance with the typical Mending W/Mo today ni the Random Arenas.
Me: Lose the mending, it's not a good skill. Loser W/Mo: noob Loser W/Mo: shut up loser Me: ROFLMAO Loser W/Mo: ***** Me: LMFAO Loser W/Mo: shut up loser u phail GW Me: (deciding to taunt the fool cause i've nothign better to do.) I LMAO at all the noob mending w/mo that call me loser after their team was HARDCORE PWNED, lose the mending, take my advice. At this, I ignore him, hopefully convincing him to lose his mending. ANOTHER randoms arena w/mo, and this was the match RIGHT AFTER. Loser W/Mo#2: DIE!!!! ZOMGZOMG!!!! Me: lol Loser W/Mo#2: *teams me with the other warrior on his team* HAHA UR PWNED NOOB!!! Me: LMAO, you had two warriors on one sin, thats the ONLY way you could have killed me. Loser W/Mo#2: *comes to me 1v1 to prove himself somehow* *dies without even having scratched me* Me: Satisfied, 1v1 against me, you're nothing. Loser W/Mo#2: ROFLMAO U PATHETIC NOOB U SUK!!!! Me: If 'I' suck, how bad does that make you after being pwned by me within 10 seconds. Loser W/Mo#2: *proceeds to lose the match* That was the end of my w/mo troubles for the day. |
KingKryton
well i just had a scammer try to get my 20/20 sundering sword hilt. told me he could double it for me in a glitch. so we traveled out to thirsty river and he ran off to a ghost. he said to drop it and then type in a "code". so i typed in code befor eiw as suppsoed to and nothing happened of course. He then told me i had to drop my items first so i dropped the only thing i had brought 
a really crappy fellblade that i was about to scra and as soon as that happened he talked to ghost and i was beamed to his location. the guy then immediately took off running to pickup my shiity fellblade thinking i had dropped my sudnering sword hilt :P
his name is EDIT: DON'T POST NAMES! IT'S IN THE THREAD TITLE! btw just in case any comes across him or can report him
a really crappy fellblade that i was about to scra and as soon as that happened he talked to ghost and i was beamed to his location. the guy then immediately took off running to pickup my shiity fellblade thinking i had dropped my sudnering sword hilt :Phis name is EDIT: DON'T POST NAMES! IT'S IN THE THREAD TITLE! btw just in case any comes across him or can report him
ProGamer777
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Originally Posted by KingKryton
well i just had a scammer try to get my 20/20 sundering sword hilt. told me he could double it for me in a glitch. so we traveled out to thirsty river and he ran off to a ghost. he said to drop it and then type in a "code". so i typed in code befor eiw as suppsoed to and nothing happened of course. He then told me i had to drop my items first so i dropped the only thing i had brought
a really crappy fellblade that i was about to scra and as soon as that happened he talked to ghost and i was beamed to his location. the guy then immediately took off running to pickup my shiity fellblade thinking i had dropped my sudnering sword hilt :Phis name is not in this thread btw just in case any comes across him or can report him |
prism2525
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Originally Posted by ProGamer777
I think it's too bad he didn't scam you successfully. That's your fault for following him in hopes of taking advantage of a glitch (whether it really exists or not).
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Francis Demeules
If you wish to encounter many Jerks in a place, Alliance battle is the place. I did my first experience in AB and I say both Luxon and Kurzick shout them with insults.
Well, good to see we can turn the local chat off there and concentrate more to kill the other teams.
Well, good to see we can turn the local chat off there and concentrate more to kill the other teams.
Kaldor Meshekal
The biggest jerk I have ever encountered...hmm. That'd have to be this one guy. Yes I tried to say his name, and got edited by Unienaule. (This was a while ago). He bribed a new officer with a superior vigor to promote him to an officer for 5 minutes ('just to see what it's like'). Our new officer, thinking he could demote him again after getting the rune, did so. Knight Devany then kicked all our members, and of course, no rune. When another officer logged on and, unsurprisingly, kicked off at him, Devany said "I hate this guild". What?! You can hate within a minute of being in it?. Problematic child.
More recently it was in AB. Quite funny though...
Jerk: OMFG SARISA (My mesmer) YOU F*ING NUB YOU SUCK GO BACK TO PRESEARING
Me: Eh? (I look at the name, and see he's the Necro I stuck a few spells on)
Jerk: noob omfg you use backfire omfg omfg
Me: Yeah....
Jerk: noone uses backfire it sucks u nub!
Me: Backfire? Oh, you mean the skill you just owned yourself with?
Jerk: You didn't own me nub!
Me: I know. You did.
Random person: lol
Jerk: f*k off nub
I encounter him later and do the same thing!
Jerk: omfg u hacker
Random person behind me: LOL
Me: lol
Jerk: F*k off u f*king nub!
Random person: Going to cry?
Me: Oh I'm the 'nub'?
Jerk: nub cant even read
Jerk: f*k off u nub 2
Me: I can read the skill description of Backfire. That's all I need against you.
*silence as we win*
I love backfire. It upsets the 'nubs'
More recently it was in AB. Quite funny though...
Jerk: OMFG SARISA (My mesmer) YOU F*ING NUB YOU SUCK GO BACK TO PRESEARING
Me: Eh? (I look at the name, and see he's the Necro I stuck a few spells on)
Jerk: noob omfg you use backfire omfg omfg
Me: Yeah....
Jerk: noone uses backfire it sucks u nub!
Me: Backfire? Oh, you mean the skill you just owned yourself with?
Jerk: You didn't own me nub!
Me: I know. You did.
Random person: lol
Jerk: f*k off nub
I encounter him later and do the same thing!
Jerk: omfg u hacker
Random person behind me: LOL
Me: lol
Jerk: F*k off u f*king nub!
Random person: Going to cry?
Me: Oh I'm the 'nub'?
Jerk: nub cant even read
Jerk: f*k off u nub 2
Me: I can read the skill description of Backfire. That's all I need against you.
*silence as we win*
I love backfire. It upsets the 'nubs'
Taurucis
My bro 
He picked up a guy's Dragon Mask and Totem Axe off the ground (the guy dropped them) Once he got the entire alliance into a flame war and nearly got our guild kicked. He leeches from the team if they don't shower him with free rares and spams the chat with "where are my drops."
If you want to see a giant pile of jerks, go to a crowded HA dist.
He picked up a guy's Dragon Mask and Totem Axe off the ground (the guy dropped them) Once he got the entire alliance into a flame war and nearly got our guild kicked. He leeches from the team if they don't shower him with free rares and spams the chat with "where are my drops."
If you want to see a giant pile of jerks, go to a crowded HA dist.
Relambrien
I was in RA American District 1 (hooray for flame war central!) a few days ago and was watching this flame war between two people.
I can't remember the exact conversation but here are some choice quotes.
Flamer 1: STFU nub u aint no gangsta
Flamer 2: I know I'm not a "gangsta." In fact, I don't really want to be, gangstas are gay >_>
That was the start of the flame war, when it really started to get insulting. I tried to mediate it, but to no avail. Now I know flamers can't be helped.
Later on...
Flamer 1: Bush is following Hitler and opresin my black ppl.
Flamer 2: Hitler wanted to get rid of Jews, not [profanity] like you.
Flamer 1: [more profanity]
Even later...
Flamer 1: My people been oprussed by u white ppl 4 5,000 years, that's when the [name of infamous hate group, censored to make sure I'm not banned] was formed.
Flamer 2: 5,000 years ago? I'm pretty sure they were formed back in Martin Luther King's time u gay [profanity]
Flamer 1: orly then why were my ppl slaves 5,000 years ago u racist nub!!
Flamer 2: Let me see...OH YEAH! That was Egypt and everyone was the same skin color, regardless of social standing idiot nub.
Flamer 1: Well u still opresin us.
Flamer 2: Am I? In that case, ON YOUR KNEES!
Flamer 1: [tons of profanity]
Flamer 2: [racial slurs]
By this time my guild was calling for an HA group and I figured I'd better leave before something even worse happened...
What really cracked me up about this was the fact that they were both wrong one way or the other...I can't remember too much more of their conversation but both had some incorrect dates, names, and purposes.
I can't remember the exact conversation but here are some choice quotes.
Flamer 1: STFU nub u aint no gangsta
Flamer 2: I know I'm not a "gangsta." In fact, I don't really want to be, gangstas are gay >_>
That was the start of the flame war, when it really started to get insulting. I tried to mediate it, but to no avail. Now I know flamers can't be helped.
Later on...
Flamer 1: Bush is following Hitler and opresin my black ppl.
Flamer 2: Hitler wanted to get rid of Jews, not [profanity] like you.
Flamer 1: [more profanity]
Even later...
Flamer 1: My people been oprussed by u white ppl 4 5,000 years, that's when the [name of infamous hate group, censored to make sure I'm not banned] was formed.
Flamer 2: 5,000 years ago? I'm pretty sure they were formed back in Martin Luther King's time u gay [profanity]
Flamer 1: orly then why were my ppl slaves 5,000 years ago u racist nub!!
Flamer 2: Let me see...OH YEAH! That was Egypt and everyone was the same skin color, regardless of social standing idiot nub.
Flamer 1: Well u still opresin us.
Flamer 2: Am I? In that case, ON YOUR KNEES!
Flamer 1: [tons of profanity]
Flamer 2: [racial slurs]
By this time my guild was calling for an HA group and I figured I'd better leave before something even worse happened...
What really cracked me up about this was the fact that they were both wrong one way or the other...I can't remember too much more of their conversation but both had some incorrect dates, names, and purposes.
Killaya
I just met the biggest jerk I've ever seen online.
If you've done Urgoz, you know that there's a part with a bridge with enemies on it, and to get to the top to pick up your drops you have to sacc and kill yourself. Well I was saccing to go get my gold armor. This asshole who was alraedy up top kept healing me. When I finally died, he rezzed me and... my item was gone. I went back through the logs, and I realized that the same guy who rezzed me, who knew FAIR WELL that I was only going up to get my drop, had picked it up. I was upset, and I asked him very nicely to give me my drop. It started with "I think you picked up my item by mistake, can I please have it" to "Please? It's mine.." and finally "Dude I am BEGGING you, that's my drop that you just stole". He wouldn't give it to me. He even had the audacity to open trade, put my gold in it, and cancel it after I hit accept. All he said was "I played by the rules of the game, your name dropped and I picked it up." He KNEW I was going to get my armor. And yet, he has the audacity to ASK THE REST OF THE PARTY IF ANYONE HAD AN ID KIT HE COULD USE. Everyone was asking him to just give it to me, and finally I got so upset I just left the party.
Note that the guy who did this to me was the same person who, earlier in the game, was just standing in the back, not moving, and collecting drops as we went on, not fighting, because he didn't think we could make it and called the party "A lost cause". I was monking, and when he finally decided to come help again, I kept him alive, I healed him even though I didn't want to. We showed kindness to a leach and THIS is how I am repayed.
Things like this make me wonder why I'm still on guildwars. Y'know what, I quit. *sighs*
If you've done Urgoz, you know that there's a part with a bridge with enemies on it, and to get to the top to pick up your drops you have to sacc and kill yourself. Well I was saccing to go get my gold armor. This asshole who was alraedy up top kept healing me. When I finally died, he rezzed me and... my item was gone. I went back through the logs, and I realized that the same guy who rezzed me, who knew FAIR WELL that I was only going up to get my drop, had picked it up. I was upset, and I asked him very nicely to give me my drop. It started with "I think you picked up my item by mistake, can I please have it" to "Please? It's mine.." and finally "Dude I am BEGGING you, that's my drop that you just stole". He wouldn't give it to me. He even had the audacity to open trade, put my gold in it, and cancel it after I hit accept. All he said was "I played by the rules of the game, your name dropped and I picked it up." He KNEW I was going to get my armor. And yet, he has the audacity to ASK THE REST OF THE PARTY IF ANYONE HAD AN ID KIT HE COULD USE. Everyone was asking him to just give it to me, and finally I got so upset I just left the party.
Note that the guy who did this to me was the same person who, earlier in the game, was just standing in the back, not moving, and collecting drops as we went on, not fighting, because he didn't think we could make it and called the party "A lost cause". I was monking, and when he finally decided to come help again, I kept him alive, I healed him even though I didn't want to. We showed kindness to a leach and THIS is how I am repayed.
Things like this make me wonder why I'm still on guildwars. Y'know what, I quit. *sighs*
Travisimoo
Somebody called me a failure at life, because I said I use things like "gg", "noob" and "pwned" in real life >.<
True_Shaman
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Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver
I feel the biggest Jerk I've encountered would have to be Brother Tosai. I know we're not supposed to name names
 , but just WHO does he think he is? Insisting people drink poison is NOT a nice thing to do... I refuse to 'seek him out' with my second character since I might as well not be enemy with the Am Fah! It seems like such a pointless quest - I feel sorry for people I see wandering around with the green fuzz still attached to them.Brother Tosai - Named, and Shamed. |
Quince
well i have a few stories about this...
1) Last mission. We get a warrior and a monk with us who said "we already did mission but need bonus. After the bonus is done the mission is cake so we will do it with you if you help us on mission". We couldn't get anyone else so i figure.. yea ok why not. I ask them several times, " are you sure you will go through whole mission because if you are going to leave after bonus that would suck. If that is the case please let me know and i will invite you in another group when i do bonus seperatly. I'll put you on friends list... no problem." They are offended. "I can't beleive you would think that, BLAH BLAH BLAH" So we invite them in and do mission and bonus. we had: 2 monks, a ranger (interupt i think), 3 warriors (2 w/mo 1 w/e), me (an ele/necro), and a mesmer (?). SO we do bonus and immediatly they leave. I'm a bit pissed needless to say. If one left, ok fine. MAYBE he got booted. It has happened to me. THEN the mesmer leaves. NOW i'm really pissed. Long story short, the FIVE of us beat the mission and kill lich. That monk was AMAZING. The other four are still on friends list.
2) I'm working on a new build of 2 man UW group. An ele/necro (me) paired with a mo/w. I make this perfectly known that i am doing field research for the practicality of this new build. I am going to offer to fully pay the 1k (no big deal but i figured it was my research so why not) and i just need a solo mo/w to come with me. In addition, i say that i will turn over any sucessful build info that i gather from our little experiment, which, if things went well... would make the run alot quicker and therefore more profitable. this is not the first time i have done feild build research or validation so i do know what i'm doing. apparently someone hung idiot chow from my neck because immediatly this jerk of a mo/w start hounding me. "Your a noob. there is no way that is going to work. Ect." He even goes so far as to suggest that he knows the build i'm thinking of and reads off this completely idiotic spell combo. I mean this was just a BAD spell combo for any situation and wouldn't really provide any kind of benefit AT ALL in an UW enviornment. So i decide to shut him up and bring his skill set to the public and ask if ANYONE thinks that would at all be useful... as he apparently thinks that that is what i am testing. Needless to say people start laughing. i point them in his direction, he yells "Go RED ENGINE" at me and swiftly decides he has a pressing matter and logs off.
hope i got the go red engine thing right.....
1) Last mission. We get a warrior and a monk with us who said "we already did mission but need bonus. After the bonus is done the mission is cake so we will do it with you if you help us on mission". We couldn't get anyone else so i figure.. yea ok why not. I ask them several times, " are you sure you will go through whole mission because if you are going to leave after bonus that would suck. If that is the case please let me know and i will invite you in another group when i do bonus seperatly. I'll put you on friends list... no problem." They are offended. "I can't beleive you would think that, BLAH BLAH BLAH" So we invite them in and do mission and bonus. we had: 2 monks, a ranger (interupt i think), 3 warriors (2 w/mo 1 w/e), me (an ele/necro), and a mesmer (?). SO we do bonus and immediatly they leave. I'm a bit pissed needless to say. If one left, ok fine. MAYBE he got booted. It has happened to me. THEN the mesmer leaves. NOW i'm really pissed. Long story short, the FIVE of us beat the mission and kill lich. That monk was AMAZING. The other four are still on friends list.
2) I'm working on a new build of 2 man UW group. An ele/necro (me) paired with a mo/w. I make this perfectly known that i am doing field research for the practicality of this new build. I am going to offer to fully pay the 1k (no big deal but i figured it was my research so why not) and i just need a solo mo/w to come with me. In addition, i say that i will turn over any sucessful build info that i gather from our little experiment, which, if things went well... would make the run alot quicker and therefore more profitable. this is not the first time i have done feild build research or validation so i do know what i'm doing. apparently someone hung idiot chow from my neck because immediatly this jerk of a mo/w start hounding me. "Your a noob. there is no way that is going to work. Ect." He even goes so far as to suggest that he knows the build i'm thinking of and reads off this completely idiotic spell combo. I mean this was just a BAD spell combo for any situation and wouldn't really provide any kind of benefit AT ALL in an UW enviornment. So i decide to shut him up and bring his skill set to the public and ask if ANYONE thinks that would at all be useful... as he apparently thinks that that is what i am testing. Needless to say people start laughing. i point them in his direction, he yells "Go RED ENGINE" at me and swiftly decides he has a pressing matter and logs off.
hope i got the go red engine thing right.....
htb723
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Originally Posted by True_Shaman
I agree completely, what a jerk. The best way to get rid of it is to abandon the quest, btw.
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quiet so.
mitch herbort
IDK about u but whenever i'm in a town i get invited to a group, i accept and i ask "so what can i assist u with?" the guys says this " " i ask three more times while he invites more people they ask the same frikin thing, then once we have a full party annnnd we head out into an explorable area i stick with him for a bit untill people start leaving.
i ask him nicely "would u plz talk to me?" once again he answers " " so i ussually just jet outta there im not sure if they are jerks or just confused all i know is it gets on my nerves.
i ask him nicely "would u plz talk to me?" once again he answers " " so i ussually just jet outta there im not sure if they are jerks or just confused all i know is it gets on my nerves.
Travisimoo
Right, so I just got out of the Vizunah Square mission. This is what happened.
Me: -kills afflicted, afflcited drops Sai Dagger, I die-
-wait 6 mins for res-
-is ressed-
Him: -picks up my sai dagger-
me: -unlocks chest and gets gold staff-
me: Hey man, can I have one of those Sai Daggers you picked up? One of them was mine, but I died and couldn't get it.
Him: K give me that gold you just got
me: come on man, a gold for a crappy dagger?
him: [cussing, being a jerk]
Well, now that I look at it, its not that bad..
but it made me mad >.<
Me: -kills afflicted, afflcited drops Sai Dagger, I die-
-wait 6 mins for res-
-is ressed-
Him: -picks up my sai dagger-
me: -unlocks chest and gets gold staff-
me: Hey man, can I have one of those Sai Daggers you picked up? One of them was mine, but I died and couldn't get it.
Him: K give me that gold you just got
me: come on man, a gold for a crappy dagger?
him: [cussing, being a jerk]
Well, now that I look at it, its not that bad..
but it made me mad >.<
Carl Butanananowski
kk, YESTERDAY, i was in AB with guildies again, as a toucher.. again. :P
so, my group runs to the central control point @ start, we cap, own everyone there, blah blah. we go on to win 500 to 75 :O! some assassin says this to my group.
him: stupid go red engine touchers! get a real build noobs! (or close enough)
me: this IS a real build.. you just have the wrong counter >.< (or close enough)
i turn off local.
ok, after the match is over he starts whisper spamming me, saying..
him: your a noob toucher.
me:... i c.
him: toucher build isnt even supposed to WORK.
me: ...
me: i think you have your info wrong (close enough).
him: READ ME THE EXACT WORDING FOR EXPERTISE.
me: '.. energy for all non-spells is decreased by 4%..'
him: ... brb.
he logs off. i add him to friends so i can see when he gets back on.
sometime later he re-logs.
me: am i right? :P
him: *silence*
me: ello?
him: *silence.
i stop at this point. i was in RA and had to concentrate..
screenies:
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw012.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw013.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw014.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw015.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw016.bmp.jpg
and yes.. ive noticed his name on the screenies.. please.. dont spam him :/
so, my group runs to the central control point @ start, we cap, own everyone there, blah blah. we go on to win 500 to 75 :O! some assassin says this to my group.
him: stupid go red engine touchers! get a real build noobs! (or close enough)
me: this IS a real build.. you just have the wrong counter >.< (or close enough)
i turn off local.
ok, after the match is over he starts whisper spamming me, saying..
him: your a noob toucher.
me:... i c.
him: toucher build isnt even supposed to WORK.
me: ...
me: i think you have your info wrong (close enough).
him: READ ME THE EXACT WORDING FOR EXPERTISE.
me: '.. energy for all non-spells is decreased by 4%..'
him: ... brb.
he logs off. i add him to friends so i can see when he gets back on.
sometime later he re-logs.
me: am i right? :P
him: *silence*
me: ello?
him: *silence.
i stop at this point. i was in RA and had to concentrate..
screenies:
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw012.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw013.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw014.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw015.bmp.jpg
http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw016.bmp.jpg
and yes.. ive noticed his name on the screenies.. please.. dont spam him :/
Poison Ivy
^No way, I'm so spamming his bum off
Oh, and take Zoujin's Haste instead of Plague Touch, I find that to be more effective
Oh, and take Zoujin's Haste instead of Plague Touch, I find that to be more effective
moo moo
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Originally Posted by KingKryton
well i just had a scammer try to get my 20/20 sundering sword hilt. told me he could double it for me in a glitch. so we traveled out to thirsty river and he ran off to a ghost. he said to drop it and then type in a "code". so i typed in code befor eiw as suppsoed to and nothing happened of course. He then told me i had to drop my items first so i dropped the only thing i had brought
a really crappy fellblade that i was about to scra and as soon as that happened he talked to ghost and i was beamed to his location. the guy then immediately took off running to pickup my shiity fellblade thinking i had dropped my sudnering sword hilt :Phis name is EDIT: DON'T POST NAMES! IT'S IN THE THREAD TITLE! btw just in case any comes across him or can report him |
I know who you are talkinga bout he tried the same thing with me but with my kuunavang. I knew what he was doing the whole time though. I PMed him for 2-days straight, he also had ugly war fow too. I told him to get on my vent but he refused, so i got on his TS instead. First thing was he was about 12-14 and E-bays lol. He also seems to think that he is a hardcore thug which i also almost pissed myself laughing at him. After laughing for a good 2 min. He said no man im black out of nowhere thinking that i would stop making fun of him or something. First he kicked me off his public TS and then he put me on ignore on both accounts lol.
Saw him in LA dis1 and had some fun in all chat with some others that he tried to scam. He left after a while, had a friend put a stack of ectos up in trade to him lol. Not sure how many but think it was a stack. Kept saying accept accept. I would have felt bad if he would have lost them lol.
Carl Butanananowski
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Originally Posted by Poison Ivy
^No way, I'm so spamming his bum off
Oh, and take Zoujin's Haste instead of Plague Touch, I find that to be more effective |
eternal pho
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Originally Posted by Carl Butanananowski
kk, YESTERDAY, i was in AB with guildies again, as a toucher.. again. :P
so, my group runs to the central control point @ start, we cap, own everyone there, blah blah. we go on to win 500 to 75 :O! some assassin says this to my group. him: stupid go red engine touchers! get a real build noobs! (or close enough) me: this IS a real build.. you just have the wrong counter >.< (or close enough) i turn off local. ok, after the match is over he starts whisper spamming me, saying.. him: your a noob toucher. me:... i c. him: toucher build isnt even supposed to WORK. me: ... me: i think you have your info wrong (close enough). him: READ ME THE EXACT WORDING FOR EXPERTISE. me: '.. energy for all non-spells is decreased by 4%..' him: ... brb. he logs off. i add him to friends so i can see when he gets back on. sometime later he re-logs. me: am i right? :P him: *silence* me: ello? him: *silence. i stop at this point. i was in RA and had to concentrate.. screenies: http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw012.bmp.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw013.bmp.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw014.bmp.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw015.bmp.jpg http://usera.imagecave.com/stevenwal...dgw016.bmp.jpg and yes.. ive noticed his name on the screenies.. please.. dont spam him :/ |
eternal pho
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Originally Posted by Mera Regila
I just had a halarious experiance with the typical Mending W/Mo today ni the Random Arenas.
Me: Lose the mending, it's not a good skill. Loser W/Mo: noob Loser W/Mo: shut up loser Me: ROFLMAO Loser W/Mo: ***** Me: LMFAO Loser W/Mo: shut up loser u phail GW Me: (deciding to taunt the fool cause i've nothign better to do.) I LMAO at all the noob mending w/mo that call me loser after their team was HARDCORE PWNED, lose the mending, take my advice. At this, I ignore him, hopefully convincing him to lose his mending. ANOTHER randoms arena w/mo, and this was the match RIGHT AFTER. Loser W/Mo#2: DIE!!!! ZOMGZOMG!!!! Me: lol Loser W/Mo#2: *teams me with the other warrior on his team* HAHA UR PWNED NOOB!!! Me: LMAO, you had two warriors on one sin, thats the ONLY way you could have killed me. Loser W/Mo#2: *comes to me 1v1 to prove himself somehow* *dies without even having scratched me* Me: Satisfied, 1v1 against me, you're nothing. Loser W/Mo#2: ROFLMAO U PATHETIC NOOB U SUK!!!! Me: If 'I' suck, how bad does that make you after being pwned by me within 10 seconds. Loser W/Mo#2: *proceeds to lose the match* That was the end of my w/mo troubles for the day. |
Mera Regila
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Not really more mature than him..
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For The First one I was showing him:
A: He needs to lose the Mending, which is a bad skill. B: He was calling me a loser when we flawlessed them.
For The Second one I was showing him:
A: He wasn't good enough to solo an assassin as a Hammer Warrior, meaning he was generally bad. B: I OWN him and he proceeds to call me a loser, which I found to be one of the most idiotic things ive ever heard on GW.
BhaalSpawn
Hmmm lets see jerks.... there are so many, so I'll just work with the most recent.
My R/A finds a masters group in Minister Cho's Estate when this W/Mo joins up last (I'm begining to see a trend here). At first he seemed right enough so off we went.
The first battle we get into we win easily, then the warrior out of the blue says:
warrior:"Whose pet is that?"
(besides Togo there is just my pet, a crane named Tall Geese in the allies bar)
Me:"Tall Geese, he's mine why do you ask?"
warrior:"I said whose pet is that?"
Me:"If your talking about Togo I don't think he can ever be anyone's pet."
warrior:"I'm asking you who the hell owns that pet!"
Monk: "I think it's Aiel's."
warrior:"Whose pet is that?"
(by this time the group is slightly confused and largely ignores him)
(the warrior continues on like this for a half a dozen more lines, then gives up on protecting the party and begins to run wide circles around my pet)
*at this point it might be helpful to point out that I'm the only one with any ranger skills in the whole party and the crane is obviously following me
warrior:"Who the f**k owns this piece of sh*t pet"
warrior:"Who in the F**king world owns this pet?"
(This now becomes a hinderance to the party beause his wide circling is begining to aggro outlying enemies and he won't stop following my pet)
So I put my creative albeit deceitful mind to the task and came up with a quick solution. I cast Recall (I was playing around with some assassin skills for fun) on the monk and whisper him to keep the others back, then strole Leeroy style into a pack of 12 sickened guards with pet and cussing warrior in toe. Once they had us completely surrounded I canceled Recall and left the warrior to be ground into a fine powder.
Me:"Don't rez him"
warrior:"YOU F**KING SON OF A B*TCH I'M GOING TO GET YOU AND YOU WEAK *SS F**KING PET TOO!!!"
(now he remembers whose pet it is)
Upon saying this he promptly leaves and my "weak *ss pet"(who was a higher level then the warrior was) takes over and we finish the quest well within masters time.
I'll leave it up to you to decide: Jerk, noob with chat turned off or a guy who just really didn't like cranes.
My R/A finds a masters group in Minister Cho's Estate when this W/Mo joins up last (I'm begining to see a trend here). At first he seemed right enough so off we went.
The first battle we get into we win easily, then the warrior out of the blue says:
warrior:"Whose pet is that?"
(besides Togo there is just my pet, a crane named Tall Geese in the allies bar)
Me:"Tall Geese, he's mine why do you ask?"
warrior:"I said whose pet is that?"
Me:"If your talking about Togo I don't think he can ever be anyone's pet."
warrior:"I'm asking you who the hell owns that pet!"
Monk: "I think it's Aiel's."
warrior:"Whose pet is that?"
(by this time the group is slightly confused and largely ignores him)
(the warrior continues on like this for a half a dozen more lines, then gives up on protecting the party and begins to run wide circles around my pet)
*at this point it might be helpful to point out that I'm the only one with any ranger skills in the whole party and the crane is obviously following me
warrior:"Who the f**k owns this piece of sh*t pet"
warrior:"Who in the F**king world owns this pet?"
(This now becomes a hinderance to the party beause his wide circling is begining to aggro outlying enemies and he won't stop following my pet)
So I put my creative albeit deceitful mind to the task and came up with a quick solution. I cast Recall (I was playing around with some assassin skills for fun) on the monk and whisper him to keep the others back, then strole Leeroy style into a pack of 12 sickened guards with pet and cussing warrior in toe. Once they had us completely surrounded I canceled Recall and left the warrior to be ground into a fine powder.
Me:"Don't rez him"
warrior:"YOU F**KING SON OF A B*TCH I'M GOING TO GET YOU AND YOU WEAK *SS F**KING PET TOO!!!"
(now he remembers whose pet it is)
Upon saying this he promptly leaves and my "weak *ss pet"(who was a higher level then the warrior was) takes over and we finish the quest well within masters time.
I'll leave it up to you to decide: Jerk, noob with chat turned off or a guy who just really didn't like cranes.
Kendar Muert
good god this thread has alot of pages lol...read the first two then saw -101 on the page bottom... Anyway, the biggest jerk to me chased me all around la, pestering me because i didnt buy a gold bow he was selling after i looked at it, which he advertised as max, but it wasnt, and so i ignored him and switched to a different district after a minute or so...
Ninetail Trickster
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First of all, of all the responses to jerks in this thread, yours is my favorite. Brilliance. Classic brilliance. ^_^
...secondly, Wheel of Time for the win.
Kendar Muert
I love wot...but...i havent seen any reverence to Wot in any posts here lol...what one are you talking about? Bhaal's name?
Kendar Muert
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Originally Posted by Relambrien
I was in RA American District 1 (hooray for flame war central!) a few days ago and was watching this flame war between two people.
I can't remember the exact conversation but here are some choice quotes. Flamer 1: STFU nub u aint no gangsta Flamer 2: I know I'm not a "gangsta." In fact, I don't really want to be, gangstas are gay >_> That was the start of the flame war, when it really started to get insulting. I tried to mediate it, but to no avail. Now I know flamers can't be helped. Later on... Flamer 1: Bush is following Hitler and opresin my black ppl. Flamer 2: Hitler wanted to get rid of Jews, not [profanity] like you. Flamer 1: [more profanity] Even later... Flamer 1: My people been oprussed by u white ppl 4 5,000 years, that's when the [name of infamous hate group, censored to make sure I'm not banned] was formed. Flamer 2: 5,000 years ago? I'm pretty sure they were formed back in Martin Luther King's time u gay [profanity] Flamer 1: orly then why were my ppl slaves 5,000 years ago u racist nub!! Flamer 2: Let me see...OH YEAH! That was Egypt and everyone was the same skin color, regardless of social standing idiot nub. Flamer 1: Well u still opresin us. Flamer 2: Am I? In that case, ON YOUR KNEES! Flamer 1: [tons of profanity] Flamer 2: [racial slurs] By this time my guild was calling for an HA group and I figured I'd better leave before something even worse happened... What really cracked me up about this was the fact that they were both wrong one way or the other...I can't remember too much more of their conversation but both had some incorrect dates, names, and purposes. |
*sry...dindt realize i just double posted till it redirected me...*
st3v3n
last night i was doing a pug run through the deep. didnt get a single good drop. however, near the Leviathan was a chest that we all decided to run to and then leave. i ran, opened it, and it was a gold Zodiac longbow, max dmg, req. 8. but of course, i died before i could get it. everyone was dead except the monk. and my body was surrounded by enemies. so i asked the monk if he would get the zodiac bow for me, and he promised he would give it to me. however, his friend was there, and said the guy went to go pick up his mom from work. i had a feeling he was just hoping i would quit out of boredom, but i had all the time in the world. so eventually he ran and got it, and left. so i went back to The Deep outpost, and he was there. so i PMed him, and he didnt reply. i had him on my friends list so i remembered who he was. i went over to him and opened the trade window. after a couple seconds, he left, and signed off my friends list. i asked my friend to add him, and sure enough, he was online. he put me on ignore. i was pissed.
Sasami the cook
first stopr the sammer will be named dumb bob
ok i said wtsm mini shiro pm pince
dumb bod i will trade you a aocont
me no
dumb bob ok ehre is the info if you donmt trade me the shiro i will report you
me NO I DONT WANT IT
inors him
then its time to call in m guild that cathces scammers
my guideys name will be scammer cathcer
he finds him in la dis 1
dumb bob want to sell prof and faction acount 100k
svammer cather i want one
ok
scammer ctaher first i want to know what all you have on it
dumb bob logs off
dumb bob has been reported
next one
i was farming sf on my monk and a mm keept on tanking
me mm stop tanking
mm i ahve to to mak minons
me no you dont
mm how would you know
me i have a mm
mm so you think you can tell em how to mm
me no im jsut saying dont tank i cant heal you
mm um you hav to much d/p so it hard when your tanking
mm leaves
next one was in 5 man oro a tank wamo who was a noob
he had very week armor he died and balemded me for not healing so here how it went
tank monk heal me
me yes i am your not the only one i need to heal
tank your jsut healing yourself
me tanks dont need to be healed 24/7tank wes we do your a noob tank need tombe healed alot
no you don you have 85 armor
tank WE ONLY HAVE 50 ARMOR
me ok you must of gotnt a run here rom becons and then go a run to wwarcamp so do us all a favor and get max armor
tank i told you this is max armor
me you know what i ahte samrt alik peopel who think they know everything
tank ya i do iv been palying for a month i know everything
me has left the game
i was on my ele doing fow on a full team and we had 2 monks 1 healer and 1 bonder but the dam healer was a 55
so for the first 10 mins the 55 was healing
then here went down
55 yo guys suck im going slo 55 runs off dies war rez sigs him
me monk dont go 55 here so he dosnt untill we get into what i call teh grave yard
55 the outehr monk cant heal so ha have fun loseing noobs
the 55 monk gose off and argos
me WTF IS RONG WITH YOU
55 im being a pro
\me ya a pro ass
55 only noobs ahte 55s
me no 55 only work in UW and tyhats it for 55 monk in groups
55 go look up 55 monk
me i dont have to
55 dies hole group is killed but me
me so on my ele i go killin thinks he caleed me a noob for sloloing a few guys
and last i was on my monk 55ing and a stupied mezmer
me thats your 2nd ecto its mine
nerco no its not
me you sid it was 50/50
nerco i say alot of things
me man why do most ss have to be mean
nerco leaves
then the nerco pms me
nerco only noobs fall for the 50/580 trick
me i hope you enjoy that ecto beuse your neevr ee one again
nerco reported
ok i said wtsm mini shiro pm pince
dumb bod i will trade you a aocont
me no
dumb bob ok ehre is the info if you donmt trade me the shiro i will report you
me NO I DONT WANT IT
inors him
then its time to call in m guild that cathces scammers
my guideys name will be scammer cathcer
he finds him in la dis 1
dumb bob want to sell prof and faction acount 100k
svammer cather i want one
ok
scammer ctaher first i want to know what all you have on it
dumb bob logs off
dumb bob has been reported
next one
i was farming sf on my monk and a mm keept on tanking
me mm stop tanking
mm i ahve to to mak minons
me no you dont
mm how would you know
me i have a mm
mm so you think you can tell em how to mm
me no im jsut saying dont tank i cant heal you
mm um you hav to much d/p so it hard when your tanking
mm leaves
next one was in 5 man oro a tank wamo who was a noob
he had very week armor he died and balemded me for not healing so here how it went
tank monk heal me
me yes i am your not the only one i need to heal
tank your jsut healing yourself
me tanks dont need to be healed 24/7tank wes we do your a noob tank need tombe healed alot
no you don you have 85 armor
tank WE ONLY HAVE 50 ARMOR
me ok you must of gotnt a run here rom becons and then go a run to wwarcamp so do us all a favor and get max armor
tank i told you this is max armor
me you know what i ahte samrt alik peopel who think they know everything
tank ya i do iv been palying for a month i know everything
me has left the game
i was on my ele doing fow on a full team and we had 2 monks 1 healer and 1 bonder but the dam healer was a 55
so for the first 10 mins the 55 was healing
then here went down
55 yo guys suck im going slo 55 runs off dies war rez sigs him
me monk dont go 55 here so he dosnt untill we get into what i call teh grave yard
55 the outehr monk cant heal so ha have fun loseing noobs
the 55 monk gose off and argos
me WTF IS RONG WITH YOU
55 im being a pro
\me ya a pro ass
55 only noobs ahte 55s
me no 55 only work in UW and tyhats it for 55 monk in groups
55 go look up 55 monk
me i dont have to
55 dies hole group is killed but me
me so on my ele i go killin thinks he caleed me a noob for sloloing a few guys
and last i was on my monk 55ing and a stupied mezmer
me thats your 2nd ecto its mine
nerco no its not
me you sid it was 50/50
nerco i say alot of things
me man why do most ss have to be mean
nerco leaves
then the nerco pms me
nerco only noobs fall for the 50/580 trick
me i hope you enjoy that ecto beuse your neevr ee one again
nerco reported
shianna ny
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Originally Posted by Sasami the cook
first stopr the sammer will be named dumb bob
ok i said wtsm mini shiro pm pince dumb bod i will trade you a aocont me no dumb bob ok ehre is the info if you donmt trade me the shiro i will report you me NO I DONT WANT IT inors him then its time to call in m guild that cathces scammers my guideys name will be scammer cathcer he finds him in la dis 1 dumb bob want to sell prof and faction acount 100k svammer cather i want one ok scammer ctaher first i want to know what all you have on it dumb bob logs off dumb bob has been reported next one i was farming sf on my monk and a mm keept on tanking me mm stop tanking mm i ahve to to mak minons me no you dont mm how would you know me i have a mm mm so you think you can tell em how to mm me no im jsut saying dont tank i cant heal you mm um you hav to much d/p so it hard when your tanking mm leaves next one was in 5 man oro a tank wamo who was a noob he had very week armor he died and balemded me for not healing so here how it went tank monk heal me me yes i am your not the only one i need to heal tank your jsut healing yourself me tanks dont need to be healed 24/7tank wes we do your a noob tank need tombe healed alot no you don you have 85 armor tank WE ONLY HAVE 50 ARMOR me ok you must of gotnt a run here rom becons and then go a run to wwarcamp so do us all a favor and get max armor tank i told you this is max armor me you know what i ahte samrt alik peopel who think they know everything tank ya i do iv been palying for a month i know everything me has left the game i was on my ele doing fow on a full team and we had 2 monks 1 healer and 1 bonder but the dam healer was a 55 so for the first 10 mins the 55 was healing then here went down 55 yo guys suck im going slo 55 runs off dies war rez sigs him me monk dont go 55 here so he dosnt untill we get into what i call teh grave yard 55 the outehr monk cant heal so ha have fun loseing noobs the 55 monk gose off and argos me WTF IS RONG WITH YOU 55 im being a pro \me ya a pro ass 55 only noobs ahte 55s me no 55 only work in UW and tyhats it for 55 monk in groups 55 go look up 55 monk me i dont have to 55 dies hole group is killed but me me so on my ele i go killin thinks he caleed me a noob for sloloing a few guys and last i was on my monk 55ing and a stupied mezmer me thats your 2nd ecto its mine nerco no its not me you sid it was 50/50 nerco i say alot of things me man why do most ss have to be mean nerco leaves then the nerco pms me nerco only noobs fall for the 50/580 trick me i hope you enjoy that ecto beuse your neevr ee one again nerco reported |
Avarre
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Originally Posted by Sasami the cook
First one, spammer is called dumb guy.
me : wts mini shiro pm price dumb guy : i will trade you a account me : no dumb guy : ok here is the info if you dont trade me the shiro i will report you me : NO I DONT WANT IT -adds dumb person to ignore- I call in my guild that catches scammers. My guildie's name is modded to spammer catcher He finds dumb guy in LA d1. dumb guy : want to sell prof and faction acount 100k spammer catcher : i want one dumb guy : ok scammer catcher : first i want to know what all you have on it dumb guy logs off -dumb guy has been reported- next one I was farming SF on my monk and a mm kept on tanking me : mm stop tanking mm : i ahve to to mak minons me : no you dont mm : how would you know me : i have a mm mm : so you think you can tell em how to mm me : no im jsut saying dont tank i cant heal you mm : um you hav to much d/p so it hard when your tanking -mm leaves- Next jerk was in 5 man Oro team - a tank wammo who was a noob He had very weak armor he died and blamed me for not healing, so here's how it went. tank : monk heal me me : yes i am your not the only one i need to heal tank : your jsut healing yourself me : tanks dont need to be healed 24/7 tank : wes we do your a noob tank need tombe healed alot me : no you don you have 85 armor tank : WE ONLY HAVE 50 ARMOR me : ok you must of gotnt a run here rom becons and then go a run to wwarcamp so do us all a favor and get max armor tank : i told you this is max armor me : you know what i ahte samrt alik peopel who think they know everything tank : ya i do iv been palying for a month i know everything -me has left the game- I was on my ele doing FoW on a full team and we had 2 monks - 1 'healer' and 1 bonder but the damn 'healer' was a 55. So for the first 10 mins the 55 was healing. Then this happened. 55 : yo guys suck im going slo -55 runs off dies war rezzes with sig- me : monk dont go 55 here so he dosnt untill we get into what i call teh grave yard 55 : the outehr monk cant heal so ha have fun loseing noobs -the 55 monk gose off and aggros- me : WTF IS RONG WITH YOU 55 : im being a pro me : ya a pro ass 55 : only noobs ahte 55s me : no 55 only work in UW and tyhats it for 55 monk in groups 55 : go look up 55 monk me : i dont have to -55 dies and the whole group is killed but me - -I go on my ele and kill stuff, he called me a noob for soloing- And last one, I was on my monk 55ing and I met a stupid necro. me : thats your 2nd ecto its mine necro : no its not me : you sid it was 50/50 necro : i say alot of things me : man why do most ss have to be mean -nerco leaves and starts pm'ing me - nerco : only noobs fall for the 50/50 trick me : i hope you enjoy that ecto beuse your neevr ee one again -nerco reported- |
antoninus
^ and i thought he did that on purpse 
CyberMesh0
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Originally Posted by BhaalSpawn
So I put my creative albeit deceitful mind to the task and came up with a quick solution. I cast Recall (I was playing around with some assassin skills for fun) on the monk and whisper him to keep the others back, then strole Leeroy style into a pack of 12 sickened guards with pet and cussing warrior in toe. Once they had us completely surrounded I canceled Recall and left the warrior to be ground into a fine powder.
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!!!nexus!!!
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Originally Posted by Sasami the cook
next one i was farming sf on my monk and a mm keept on tanking me mm stop tanking mm i ahve to to mak minons me no you dont mm how would you know me i have a mm mm so you think you can tell em how to mm me no im jsut saying dont tank i cant heal you mm um you hav to much d/p so it hard when your tanking mm leaves and last i was on my monk 55ing and a stupied mezmer me thats your 2nd ecto its mine nerco no its not me you sid it was 50/50 nerco i say alot of things me man why do most ss have to be mean nerco leaves then the nerco pms me nerco only noobs fall for the 50/580 trick me i hope you enjoy that ecto beuse your neevr ee one again nerco reported |
Secondly, you cannot report the mesmer/ss since he was not actually scamming. He did not steal a drop that was assigned to you so he probalbly won't be seeing a suspension. Even if he was suspended it would probalbly not be any longer to a couple of days to 1 week maximum. Anyways, numerous reports are normally used to act on that type of "Scam" or "Lie".
By the way, the biggest jerk I ever encountered was in The Temple of the Ages, District 1. I was standing by the Xunlai Agent[Storage] and he was buying Globs of Ectoplasms for 6.5k each. He was advertising the following:
"W T B ecto 6.5k ea 10=65k." Then I opened up the Trade option with the buyer. I put three Globs of Ectoplasms onto the offer tray. He then accepted, as did I. So I got 65k for 3 Globs of Ectoplasms and he began calling me a scammer. I then refunded him, by telling him I would buy him a pony. But then he logged out. I guess I forgot to tell him I buy ponys for 7 Globs of Ectoplasms...silly me.
SFEley
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Originally Posted by !!!nexus!!!
By the way, the biggest jerk I ever encountered was in The Temple of the Ages, District 1. I was standing by the Xunlai Agent[Storage] and he was buying Globs of Ectoplasms for 6.5k each. He was advertising the following:
"W T B ecto 6.5k ea 10=65k." Then I opened up the Trade option with the buyer. I put three Globs of Ectoplasms onto the offer tray. He then accepted, as did I. So I got 65k for 3 Globs of Ectoplasms and he began calling me a scammer. I then refunded him, by telling him I would buy him a pony. But then he logged out. I guess I forgot to tell him I buy ponys for 7 Globs of Ectoplasms...silly me. |
blaise
Me : Selling Jade Armor Mini Pet
Weirdo : Start Trading Session
Weirdo : Submit 5k
Private message from weirdo
ACCEPT
ACCEPT
ACCEPT
ACCEPT
ACCEPT.
Weirdo : Start Trading Session
Weirdo : Submit 5k
Private message from weirdo
ACCEPT
ACCEPT
ACCEPT
ACCEPT
ACCEPT.
darkorical
this happened to my group in the deep
~Before entering group and still needing monk~
2 monks invite selves
team mate says OOOOOO GET MONK B He must be good
so we get monk b and go in mission
right off the bat monk b desides that he is leader of mission and he will have to do ALL THE PULLING and tanking himself weather the rest of the group is ready or not in the end getting most of us killed several times finally I put him on my Ignore list and the rest of the group convinced him to leave
after that we had a fairly enjoyable time
Moral of the story: Just because someone looks to be leet-sauce doesnt mean they arent in fact a jerk-cake as well.
~Before entering group and still needing monk~
2 monks invite selves
team mate says OOOOOO GET MONK B He must be good
so we get monk b and go in mission
right off the bat monk b desides that he is leader of mission and he will have to do ALL THE PULLING and tanking himself weather the rest of the group is ready or not in the end getting most of us killed several times finally I put him on my Ignore list and the rest of the group convinced him to leave
after that we had a fairly enjoyable time
Moral of the story: Just because someone looks to be leet-sauce doesnt mean they arent in fact a jerk-cake as well.
Charqus
This didnt happen to me but my mate went to cavalon and started proper spammin n swearin at em...
They were proper annoyed at him n callin him a jerk n a 3 yr old.
fact was he was bein a complete asshole but for me bein a kurzick it was funny as hell.
I know cos he made a vid of it n showed it me...
Im surprised he aint been banned with his repeated f*ckin luxon scum etc.
I wonder if anyone was at cavalon when he was doin it....
I think it might of happened in the past but to tell the difference this guys name started with
wi***
They were proper annoyed at him n callin him a jerk n a 3 yr old.
fact was he was bein a complete asshole but for me bein a kurzick it was funny as hell.
I know cos he made a vid of it n showed it me...
Im surprised he aint been banned with his repeated f*ckin luxon scum etc.
I wonder if anyone was at cavalon when he was doin it....
I think it might of happened in the past but to tell the difference this guys name started with
wi***
Zinger314
So, I've been assisting people in The Deep, telling builds like MM and B/P that they are not effective there. I've never had any sass; those people were new, and they welcome the assassitance.
Therefore, when I saw this guy, I was compelled to intervine:
I checked his profession: He was Rt/E.
I promptly told him that no one would accept a Ritualist using Earth Magic. Big Mistake.
Therefore, when I saw this guy, I was compelled to intervine:
I checked his profession: He was Rt/E.
I promptly told him that no one would accept a Ritualist using Earth Magic. Big Mistake.