The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

Well, it's just the small thing that an atribute line is maxed out at 16, not 12 . Besides ranger's expertise helps them to cut down on energy needed to use their skills so they can cast them more often, thus doing more damage than your W/R. I have to admit I'm also not happy to see casters attacking with swords (except IW mesmers), Warriors casting firestorms, rangers with swords, warriors with bows or focus items and similar weird builds in my groups . But, of course, if they're trying to do their part and not being arrogant, that's not a reason to be jerk towards them .

The biggest jerk comes in one general category....rude people. Everyone that I know purchased this game to be entertained by it, and part of that entertainment comes from interaction with other players. A majority of the time, in PUGs mostly, other players act with proper decorum, but every once in a while, the dreaded "jerk" rears his/her ugly head. Being called a "noob" or any one of several derogatory terms always puts a damper on what's going on. There are the people who cheat the runner or the runner who cheats the paying customer, and in both cases, the game is lessened by it. I don't know where their parents went wrong, but the players who willfully ruin the game for others, should be ashamed.

LOL *applause*

lol my bad didnt mean to mention his name earlier, sry to anyone else if I mention something wrong also.

ok, what is a PUG? I know what it is, but what does it stand for?

PUG stands for Pick Up Group.

My jerk story happened in Dunes of Despair.
We had a W/N who was going on and on about how my W/E sucks because I have no energy to casts spells.
He also had the ghostly hero following him.
So when you get up to the first siege wurm he is standing there spamming "Life Siphon" while everyone in the group is telling him to move closer to the bridge so the ghostly hero can cast "Claim Resource".

Then he starts complaining that he knows what he is doing and after finally killing the stupid siege wurm he runs off past the bridge and proceeds to run around aimlessly for the next minute or so.

Everyone proceeds to tell him off and I feel sorry for the poor bugger and decide to defend him saying he probably hasn't done this mission before (which in truth he hasn't).
After which we get all settled and move along he decides to start asking why I have a girl's name as my in character nick and doesn't shut up about it. So after a verbal assualt between me & him over team chat he leaves.

I don't know I've meet plenty of stupid rangers and necros in my time, but what would I know I'm a stupid tank that can't protect them since they decide to call and proceed to attack the casters at the back before I can draw all the aggro.

Anyone have problems with people who are really impatient when you are trying to discuss group tactics when heading down to FoW or UW?
I don't mind it but it kind of sucks when you have 4 out of 8 people left after a mass exodus occurs due to the party not having 3 monks or some other really stupid reason.

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I think I just met that same guy. My story was a little while ago. I was in lions arch and as usual traders were spamming the general chat with crap nobody wanted to buy. People asked them to stop, but they kept spamming.

So i said something along the lines of "use the trade channel you fags", yes, i know, not my best moment, but justified i think. Strange thing though, they did start to stop spamming.

Anyway this guy messages me and defends these the guys spamming in the general chat. Went on back and forward for ages, and eventually i just ignored him. Who would defend a spammer? bah.

What a douchebag.

My jerk experience:

Br*n Heavyf**st: (some of you may know this player, and I've seen him reported on other forums) - we were doing The Villainy of Galrath, and he appeared to be AFK. We thought since he was a lvl20 W/Mo, this whole thing would be easier with him. Anyways, we had a good group, a couple deaths and rezzes, but managed to make it to Galrath with the remaining people. (Br*n was near the beginning of the zone). So, in team channel, we began to discuss our tactics to kill Galrath. We proceeded to start fighting, and next thing we notice - Br*n had zoned us out before we could start the fight (because Galrath is relatively easy, and goes down quickly).

Everyone was really po'ed. I was pretty mad too, after wasting about an hour. We could have fought back to galrath, but I bet he would have done the same thing again.

There needs to be an option to somehow "vote" or "kick" a player out of the party. Things like that are inexcusable, and really ruin the game for us.

Well ... I hope several of you guys recognize the name. And I hope no one has the unfortunate experience of partying with him. I also read about how he joins FoW groups, appears AFK till everyone dies, and runs around collecting drops afterwards.

a guy with the name his Guld Wars Character is something like is the biggeest jerk ever, he responds meanly to everything and is no fun to play the game with. No one should join him or answer his posts. Maybe it will change his attitude. DA NERP You will know him if u see him.

guys guys! there is a rule against showing names on this forum

ROFL!!!

LOL. I wonder how many people play this game that are under 10 years of age.

Haha this thread is my most favorite On GWGuru

& some of the stories are just funny as hell...

"KEEP IT UP! Jerks" so we can hear more stories

Had another one yesterday. wont mention names but these 2 individuals lead teams that win halls a lot. General rule is when the ghostly caps the central alter in halls, he stays there. well theres a bug where u can run him off the alter by talkign to him again. I had both of these teams exploiting this and then would run their hero away while everyone was fighting, thus making it to where there ghostly couldnt be found, nor could yours cap. people i used to have respect in pvp for, i no longer have because they sunk to that level. Guess people will do anything to win a game.

I apologize I thought I saw that people had put the Jerks character name in their posts I will edit/remove the post, sorry all for breakin rules

This guy named Trexton who ran the guild I used to be in - BIGGEST JERK EVER.

wheres the story?

hehe

Long story.

another jerk story...

i have a new monk (my 4th char) and we're doing the D'Alessio Seaboard Mission. My boyfriend has a new monk too - so we decided to team up. It took a while to get a team, and 1/4th of the way through we had a ranger drop. No big. There were a few dye drops on this mission, and suddenly my BF gets an orange dye. One of the group starts spamming in team chat for my BF to give him the dye. Everyone ignores him, we're at the Shrine of Mending and there's incoming groups. My BF tells me (on TeamSpeak) that the guy is just standing there, and lo and behold, he's just hanging out at the shrine while the rest of us are fighting. I tell him in team chat that if he starts fighting, and works at the mission that i'll give him some dye when i leave. (I intended to do it...) then the PMs start from him, asking me how much i have, what will i give him, where did i get it, how many will i give him, etc., etc.... i tell him in team chat that it's sad that i have to bribe him to do a mission and he PMs "LOL". I put him on the ignore list right away and mapped out of town after we finished. I know it was rude, but damn it.

and i HATE it when people draw male anatomy on the little radar map. gah! Grow UP! maybe one day you'll get to use yours!

But.. I don't have one

lol. They should put a filter on that too. just kidding. scribble it out, thats what i do.

i think it's pretty bad when people draw satanic images on the radar. that gets annoying.

Aww... but satanic images are my counter-reply to the male organs I don't possess.

In all of the UW groups I've been in in the past, oh, three weeks, the other monk has dropped out about halfway through the run.

I've been the only monk healing a group of six others.

I'm a proter, so it actually works pretty well so long as I have a good tank, but it really pisses me off when people leave. Why? because it means it makes my job a lot harder and gives me a lot more stress-- not to mention that it's hard convincing people that if we're slow and careful, we can do it with just me proting (and using Dwayna's as my only heal device).

Lol! Oh, how sweet. Was PvPing with my Monk in Yak's bend and came across some really ignorant and hostile warriors... since i'm no photoship wiz, and am quite lazy, i'll just post what they said here. (Also, there were some non-nice things said during this arguement).

Everything in Parenthesis, wasn't said. And sorry about all the censors in it, I don't want to get into trouble with the Admins or anything... Also, I left out the names, because I wasn't sure of forum policies, i'd be glad to shout out the guy's name, though

Ignorant Slob1337: king henry y do u use such a gay sheild??
King 'Henry': I'm wielding a Barbed Chaos Axe of Axe Mastery and a Defender.
Me:Why do you use such gay axes? (Both had chaos axes, and I just thought his 'gay shield' comment was a bit rude :O)
King 'Henry': lol they kill in a sec.
Ignorant Slob1337: my axe owns
Me: I mean it's a floruscent light bulb
Me: They don't kill faster than any other axe with the same stats.
Ignorant Slob1337: og yes they do
Me: No they don't
King 'Henry': have killled elementalist 100 dmg 88 dmg and 100 dmg
Ignorant Slob1337: great we have a nub on our team
Me: A perfect spiked axe kills just the same as a perfect Chaos Axe.
Me: LMAO(after seeing the latest comment)
Ignorant Slob1337: actually no
Ignorant Slob1337: i own 3 lvl 20
Me: Actually, yes.
Ignorant Slob1337: ele ranger and monk
Ignorant Slob1337: so ure wrong and stupid
Me: You know, you're so ignorant, it's painful.
Me: No healing for you!
Ignorant Slob1337: shut ure mouth u just look like an idiot
Ignorant Slob1337: who cars no rez for u!
Ignorant Slob1337: dont ned ure gay healing
Ignorant Slob1337: my healing is probably better
King 'Henry': lol
The Quiet One: how long hav we been w8ing here? (We were waiting for another team to oppose us)
Ignorant Slob1337: Long tie
Me: Lemme ask you this, why do Chaos Axes kill faster than any other axe with the same stats?
Me: Where's your proof?
Me: You have none.
King 'Henry': ok
Ignorant Slob1337: wheres ure proof that they dont!
Me: Do a bit of research for 'FFS'.
Ignorant Slob1337: they have bonus stupid
Me: My ass.
Ignorant Slob1337: stupid girl (my monk is a female... -_-)
me: What's that bonus?
Ignorant Slob1337: LOOK AT THE [Insert F word with a period in the middle of it] [American word for tart] (I think he was trying to dodge his own... optional censor...)
Ignorant Slob1337: STUPID [Insert 'b' word with a '>' in the middle of it]
Me: Any axe with the same bonuses kills the same...
Ignorant Slob1337: DUB [Insert 's' word with a '>' in the middle of it] NO OTHER AXE HAS THE SAE BONUSES [American word for tart]
Me: Lmao!
Me: omg.
Ignorant Slob1337: ure a dumb [American word for tart]!
Me: I'M GOING TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF THAT!
Ignorant Slob1337: eat [insert 's' word with a period in the middle of it]
Me: IT'S [Insert 'f' word]ING PRICELESS!
Ignorant Slob1337: good do it
Ignorant Slob1337: whoever u show it too will laugh in ure [insert 'f' word with a period in the middle of it] face nooooob.
Ignorant Slob1337: baecause ure such a [insert 'f' word with a period in the middle of it] noooooob
Ignorant Slob1337: and don't know [insert 's' word with a period in the middle of it]
Ignorant Slob1337: so eat [insert 's' word with a period in the middle of it].
(He leaves)
Quiet One: Lol..
Me: OMG
Me: THAT WAS HILARIOUS
Quiet One: yeh
Quiet One:
Me: I just wasted my coffee on my computer screen
Quiet One: awwww

We had a PM fight, and then I ignored him. It's just more of the same nonsense, so I won't post a transcript unless somone wants me to.

these kinds of idiots make me wonder how human beings made it past the Ice Age.

a good laugh, though.

a story of my own:

the setting: CA. i was getting tired of getting run over in Tombs while trying to get into a successful IWAY group. (yes, IWAY. it's the only way rank 0 people like me can get into a group.) so, i get into a group with 2 rangers (me and another), a necromancer and an elementalist. it so happens that the ele drops on us. so, i say "yay us!" and laugh at our predicament. here goes:

Legolas ripoff LOTR wannabe name: stupid gay quikshot build
Legolas ripoff LOTR wannabe name: tess ur mine

i just wonder why the hell he's smack talking when it's a 3v4. we get run over in a couple minutes...err, seconds and he calls us noobs for losing. typical. re-zone to CA...re-enter comp arenas.

guess who it is. along with this jerk, there was the fellow quickshot ranger from my former team. talk about random....anyway:

Legolas ripoff LOTR wannabe name: well look who it is
Legolas ripoff LOTR wannabe name: *fellow ranger's name* your ass is mine
Ranger teammate: lol, whatever mate
*TEAM CHAT* ranger teammate: that guy couldn't waste a monk
*TEAM CHAT*: (lol's all around)

we eventually wasted his team, with me pulling 3 quickshots in his face for the kill. he cusses us out and re-zones back to CA.

next match...guess who it is?

Legolas ripoff LOTR wannabe name: o shit, look who it is
Legolas ripoff LOTR wannabe name: i'm gonna get you noobs back for this
*quickshot*
*quickshot*
*quickshot*
*quickshot*
*quickshot*

game over. fortunately, we never saw him again.


moral: hooray quickshot!

lol you instigated (sp) it though

I don't think so. If you just read the sliver of text at the top of the screenie you can clearly see the jerk starting.

Well that's what I think.

Overall, I like the idea for this post, so I give it Three Thumbs up <the undead like it too.>


The Biggest Jerk I've ever met? Well well well! IT'S A TIE!

It goes between [name] and some monk I was with in FoW.

First off; [name] is all gungho, I thought i'd like him. Then when I tell him I need to know mission and bonus for the mission we were on because I've never been there, he simply looks at me, says, "WTF NOOB GET THE <BLEEP!> OUT OF MY GROUP LOSER ASS LMAO LEAVE NOW" and boots me. What gets me is the hypocrisy of it all. He hard to start sometime too, and now with his pertulant grammar and 8 year oldish AOL speak, he's told me, a veteran of the game, that I'm a newb? Hello Ignore list. Then he went on to flame me in general chat because my guildmate was there with me and she relayed everything he said. It wasn't very pleasant. Which begs to be asked; some people are just natural assholes, they can't help it, but this guy was trying way to hard to achieve something he already had: Ignorance.

PEOPLE LIKE THE AFOREMENTIONED SHOULD BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED. Sorry for the caps, but I felt I needed to get my point across. They should summarily be shot execution style.

The other one, a monk in FOW, only had 38 mana..and he repeatedly aggroed things and wiped group members <how we made it through startles yes, even me. But we did, and he kept running to aggro things the opposite direction, he was ripping on our healers for "doing a suck job, these healers suck" i believe are his actual words, and then, when he dies, he wonders why the hell he didn't get rezzed or healed? Big Wonder!

But other then that, thankfully even the 8-9yo AOL spammers with "NooB" and whatnot have steered clear of me. I hope they continue to do so.

I guess this one wasn't someone being a jerk as much as thinking they were. I was going to cap Glad's Defense from Dragon's Den. I was just going to take henchies (like I always do), but since I'm going all the way to the end, I figure I'll ask if someone who needs the mission wants to come along for the ride. So I advertise that and immediately I get a response from someone who turns out to be a monk.

I ask if he's capping so I know not to get too close to the portals and he says he is. We start and have no troubles at all. I wait for him to cap the monk skill on the first board before we hit the portal to the next one. We do the ranger one too, and start just after we zone to the third one he drops.

"Oh well" I think. He must have got a net error or something - well I'm not very far I'll ask if he wants me to restart so he can get the mission. And I get "SillyMonksName is ignoring you". I just had to laugh. I guess he was trying to be a jerk and thought I'd be pissed at him or something I dunno.

I was pvping in the tombs today (as one of my mesmers) and we had a fairly good team, but we lost out just before we got to the hall so we go back, suprise suprise some of the team drop. But we carry on and rebuild the team with new players of the same profession. We were trying to form a build to counter IWAY which involved almost every proffesion, and it worked rather well. But the new group wasn't too good, we die and start again - more drops so we rebuild once more and pick up The Jerk. Now I notice that The Jerk is in the same guild as the guy above me on the team list (and I'm 3rd). We go in and die after a few valiant bouts (where I'm normally one of the last ones alive dealing damage, The Jerk and his friend are almost always first to go - with their pumpkin head armour which they refused to remove claiming "it infused'!). Soon as we respawn in the outpost the current team leader says he has to go and leaves gracefully. Then the Jerk says we should form an IWAY group (him and his now in charge guild mate are W/R) and people are being booted left right and centre and only the monks are kept, but before I get a chance to say "Hang on, this build works" or even "WTF?" The Jerk screams "Boot the Mesmer, boot the mesmer!!" And lo I was booted.

The story continues but its not about jerks until later, we reformed our team but without any W/R it really didn't work so as we managed to get past the ghosts (no morale) we were all joking saying that we were the worst team ever to get this far and would be slaughterd no matter who we came across. So imagine the horror when we are drawn against a Korean Guild Team with the Guild Rank: 1. We did pretty well but still lost. We tried again and guess who we came against... thats right guild rank 1. And died again...but faster!

Now we zone back in at the outpost and who's there madly looking for healer and mesmers claiming to have "The ultimate anti-IWAY build"? Thats right, The Jerk and co. I noted that some of my team went into the public chat and started flaming him for stealing our idea but I kept back. They tried to invite me to their group and when I said no The Jerk pm'ed me: "FFS WHY NOT STUPID MESMER? U NOW HOW THIS WORKS!!" To which I replied "Sorry, but I thought you said boot the mesmer.. not invite the mesmer" and ignored him - and then noted that he was no longer asking for mesmers for his group. Meanwhile in the public chat The Jerk's guildie was moaning on at my team (now in a full swing flaming battle) until one of my team said "Well at least we got to play the no.1 guild" To which The Jerk's friend replied: "Of course they didn't They're funking (or something like that ) rubbish like everyone here" I then noticed that his team size dropped from 6 to 2 and our team got a huge number of invites (including them - suffice to say we didn't accept them).

And thats the end of my entry for longest story about a jerk,

Not me personally, but this thead lists a dilly of a jerk:

http://guildwarsguru.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77734

sadly enough i have never come across a single YERK in the meaning of yerk

but i have seen some STUPID ppl like a monk that didnt whant my necro to get in because i had the 15k necrotic armor o.0 is that a stupid or what

*and yes the undead do like this thread*

That guy goes beyond jerk. He is a dick plain & simple. F'n scammers need to die! I really hope his ass gets banned... permanently.

mmmkay .... it goes lime this ... im at TA (needed 300 sumthing faction to ulock batle rage for a new build i wuz testing) so im using my Me/E (fast echoe fire nuker) and this guy (one of them original w/mo with medning) come to me after raming in towards the enmy monk, no doing dramage at all dying and almost loosing the batle (luckilly i had some domination spells on me) ... welll he says !!!
and i quote "

u guys are noobs!!!! i ramed in to get their atention so u guys could kil lthe monk ... y didnt you killed him"
so i reply ...... mm .. first of all if ur gunna do sumthing like that it would be cool to know it BEFORE u do it so we can try to heal u
and second U CANT KILL THE WHOLE PARTY BY YOUSRLF

LOL (this its good) yes i can .... if u just dont get in the way .... u dont know what he F _ _ _ _ your doing ..... y are u targeting the monk, u shuold be keeping the rest of theyr party busy

at this point iv had it with this guys .so i say ..... ok man have it ur way .
IGNORED



2 matches after that ... the guy its in my enemy team ... he has one healing monk one prot/smiter and a ranger /necro with him and in my party we have one prot monk, one w/monk a ranger and me Me/e ....... of course i target him first (yes even first than the monk) .... LOL ur never gonna guess what the guy kept doing .....!!!!
he was casting hundred blades on me constantly with a vmapiric BUT THERE WAS NO ONE ARROUD!!! and i casted and echoed metoer shwer and castedf phantom pain on him ... he jsutstayed there (his monks wew busy by my ranger and war LOL) ..... the guy still dosnt move .. (by this time the metos have stoped and hes stil lhave some live) LOL so get some mana from his enchantment and archane echoe 2 fire storms ........ and the guy (seeing that hes about to die) STARTS DANCING!!!!!!!! and saying ... this odnst mean ur better than me ... its just that the monks in my team are noobs!!!!

OMG WHAT A TOTAL IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Biggest jerk.. gotta be the evil ele..

We were in UW, and he was clearly inexperienced. He constantly whined about the drops, and had preciely no energy management skills, to the extent I called him on it (I was playing my ele at the time so hope I know what I'm talking about). He said that he preferred having more room for "booms"

Anyway.. we'd been there about an hour, were doing pretty well despite him, and had just finished wrathful spirits. He then spies a chest past the coldfires in the area past the reaper, and runs for it, and dies. We kill some and res him.

So far.. you'd say idiot rather than jerk.

He then says, "Well I gotta go and you are ************** so."

And proceeds to round up all the coldfires and trains them onto the party and the reaper while we were still recovering from the previous battle.

Reaper dies..

Definietly Wheez

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=77734

I posted this in more detail in another thread, http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=77731
but it qualifies for this thread as well.

Basically we were in a random PUG the other night, and got to the end of the Borlis Pass mission without incident really, where someone in the group picks up an enchanted torch and has to light a beacon. Well, the guy who picked up the torch refused to light the beacon, unless we paid him 3K!

I thought he was joking, but he wasn't. We pleaded with him for a few minutes, until finally it degraded into insults and such between some of the party members. It was so childish it was almost funny - the guy with the torch taunted us by dropping the torch a couple times, and then picking it up again before we could take it.

Anyway, I had had enough after 10 minutes or so, and I whispered politely to the guy that I was sorry, but I was going to report him to support.guildwars.com, and he replied: "I don't care. But I will light the beacon if you pay me 1K". I just quit the mission at the point, logged out, and reported him like I said I would, even though I felt like a narc afterward.

I don't really have any great jerk stories - about the best i have happened today... more of a random outburst

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I see some ss of conversations, and they happen to me monks mostly and/or warriors being a jerk, what a surprise lol