The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

Pyrea

Pyrea

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

The Outer Rim

Initiates of Maat

Quote:
Originally Posted by huh
15k armour does make you good...at farming.
Fissure armour makes you great...at farming.
He hee

That's very good ... well put

Flaxx

Flaxx

Banned

Join Date: Sep 2005

Northern Ireland

Grey Mortals

W/Mo

WHO HERE HAS 15K!!!

i know someone with 15k

WHO???

my guild leader

WHO IS YOUR GUILD MASTER/1/1!!!?/

Are you going to annoy him or something?

WHO IS SHE???!!!/1/1

its a he and im not going to tell you because you probably want to badger him for money or somethng

WOT IS HER NAME??//!!1

Im not going to tell you and for the last time its a he.

HOW MUCH MONEY DOES SHE HAVE////?/!!

*IGNORED*

Zephyr Jackson

Zephyr Jackson

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Kansas

E/Mo

biggest jerk i knew was being run to Drok he had 2 ppl and he stayed at snake dance foever waiting to get paid from every1 the guy that had 2 ppl just stood there, wee waited for like 45 minutes all he said was "you take me to forge?"
i almost wanted to kick him in his tiny monk balls

Teufel Eldritch

Teufel Eldritch

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Apr 2005

Shadar Logoth

The Legendary Majestic 12

N/

Quote:
Originally Posted by huh
15k armour does make you good...at farming.
Fissure armour makes you great...at farming.
Not necessarily true. I have 3 sets of 15k & I don't farm. I just play the game. I do however realise I am the exception to the rule. IMO 15k & FoW armor can mean you play well, can mean you farm well but most likely means you trade well.

I have ran into ppl before that have never been in the FoW ever & yet are going there their first time to goto the armor crafter to get their armor. While they may have went to the UW to get the ectos they had to have bought thier shards somewhere seeing as they had never been in the FoW before.

Not that there is anything technically wrong with with that. It does however, IMO, lessen the achievement for those that actually worked for the armor. To me FoW armor & to a lesser extent 15k, is something that is special & should be earned thru blood sweat & tears.

Static

Static

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Apr 2005

New York City

W/Mo

The biggest jerk ive ever met was once when i had just completed a mission (Forgot which one) , left the group and wanted to go afk for a short while. Just before i go afk, some guy (w/mo) whispers me and starts cussing and bitching at me because i was an ele. I ask him, why do you despise ele's? he says i dont hate eles, i hate pyros. That jerk thought i was a pyre JUST because i was wearing pyromancers armor, when i was actually a air ele. For the next 15 minutes i was explaining to him that i was an air ele and i just liked the pyromancer armor, but he wouldnt believe me and just set me on ignore.I hate jerks like that who start pointless arguments with other people for no reason what so ever, and actually pretend to have some proof to back up their statement.

Omega_2005

Omega_2005

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

UK, or is it? *confused*

A/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaxx
WHO HERE HAS 15K!!!
i know someone with 15k
WHO???
my guild leader
WHO IS YOUR GUILD MASTER/1/1!!!?/
Are you going to annoy him or something?
WHO IS SHE???!!!/1/1
its a he and im not going to tell you because you probably want to badger him for money or somethng
WOT IS HER NAME??//!!1
Im not going to tell you and for the last time its a he.
HOW MUCH MONEY DOES SHE HAVE////?/!!
*IGNORED*
The morale of THIS story is...
AM I THICK??
YES! *Ignored*

Jack Lost

Jack Lost

Academy Page

Join Date: Aug 2005

forest of living nightmares

peacekeepers of tyria[PKOT]

i probably am a big jerk in guild wars

reason i say this is when i was running people to droknars, i got to the door to dreadnoughts drift, and one of the people that wanted a ride kept tellin me to hurry up. now ive done many runs before to know that most people that do this is going to make the trip very,very, bad for everyone. so i log out and the dude goes to dis 1 and says

(my name) IS A SCAMMER. DONT GO WITH HIM HE WILL SCAM YOU!!!
then i keep asking him in all chat how i scammed him and he never answers
havent seen him on for a while(got him on my freinds list to monitor him
and i havent seen him on( i think he got banned) well its all over now and i got my running business back( ran lots of people, told them to tell people about me and it worked) still dont know who the bigger jerk was me or him

Fian Adair

Fian Adair

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Dublin, Ireland

An Cuallacht

R/Me

Was today Insult Your Fellow Gamer Day or something?! Three times today I got hassle off people for no reason.

First, in Tombs, I post "R3 Ranger LFG", and I get some idiot I've never seen before PM me "rofl only rank 3 hahahaha".

Then while in Iron Mines helping a Guildie with an Elite Cap another idiot starts giving me hassle for an item he remembers me selling three months ago for a price he didn't agree with (get over it!).

And then in Tombs tonight, because I was bored and the place was empying, I just mentioned that the Halloween graphics were changing today...maybe somebody might be bored too, something to talk about. What's the reply I get? "Go shoot yourself". Good one.

lord_seafood

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

DaRc

Mo/Me

The biggest jerk I've seen is when we were forming a group for FoW. We had a team of 5 and were still looking around for a few more people when suddenly we were sent into the UW by one of the monks. Soon enough all of us died because the monk aggroed everything then tried to impress us with his 55hp build, dispite the fact that he did 0 damage the whole time. Guess the upside was that he paid the 1k to get in and that no one cared that he could sit there, stay alive and do no damage.

sirelricthemad

sirelricthemad

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

The Grotto

Crusaders of Valhalla [Odin]

Mo/N

I retract my old post about the biggest jerk i met. Some of the people in Lions Arch the past few days are the biggest jerks ever. There have been dozens of flamers camped in LA just flaming the hell out of new players or players who missed the entire halloween event. For example:

Newplayer: Wow guys, where'd you get thos pumpkin heads?
Jerk: OMG PRESS ALT F4 FOR A PUMPKIN HEAD YOU NOOB!

etc etc. That combined with the regular barrage of spammers trading on the local channel has increased my hatred for Lions Arch tenfold.



Thank god we have the grotto.

snabbernabber

snabbernabber

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

crimson sword of death

W/Mo

lmao fukin NOOBS! jk. i have developed a new term i would like you all to help me put into circulation...

Goob: a person that constantly talks about noobs in some pathetic attempt to make themselves feel less noobish.

michaelp68

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Connecticut

>O< The Package

Me/E

Quote:
Originally Posted by snabbernabber
lmao fukin NOOBS! jk. i have developed a new term i would like you all to help me put into circulation...

Goob: a person that constantly talks about noobs in some pathetic attempt to make themselves feel less noobish.
Goob. Good one. I think I like that.

Xenrath

Xenrath

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

W/Me

Better yet tell them they must be real winners with the ladies with their amazing personality traits, since it's real big to insult people online who they know nothing about.

Not so much any specific person but I'm starting to really dislike the quitters. The ones who have such a debilitating psychological problem they feel the need to quit during a mission because they got killed, or someone else got killed, or something happens which is in some way very threatening to their entire existance on this world... and in so doing lead to a domino effect with the rest of the group unfortunately.

Grim Aragorn

Grim Aragorn

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

A/

pwned.nl this almost better than the kill some time video many of u have seen this i assume but its so funny(especialy for counter strike players)

Accurax

Accurax

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

Ownington / OmgwtfpwnedsVille

Mo/Me

http://pwned.nl/

OMG that is seriously funny.......... <titter>

Guizzy

Guizzy

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

Quebec

Me/E

Biggest jerk I encountered was a warrior that blamed me for a failed FoW group because I "had Ascalon Armor" (on a mesmer).

Now there's a lot to say about him if he cannot distinguish Ascalon Armor from a Drok enchanter set.

Nikki Moonlight

Nikki Moonlight

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Oct 2005

Brighton, England

Ice Cold Elements [ICE]

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grim Aragorn
pwned.nl this almost better than the kill some time video many of u have seen this i assume but its so funny(especialy for counter strike players)
now....THATS funny!

Grim Aragorn

Grim Aragorn

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

A/

hehehe

Doomlord_Slayermann

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

Quote:
Originally Posted by sirelricthemad
Newplayer: Wow guys, where'd you get thos pumpkin heads?
Jerk: OMG PRESS ALT F4 FOR A PUMPKIN HEAD YOU NOOB!
Well, I suppose that doing that to a random guy asking a legit question is wrong. However, I have an immense amount of fun getting rid of Ascalon City beggars.

Beggar: plz plz plz i need money im poor
Me: okay I'm sending you some now - hit alt + F4 to accept it

You can get rid of A LOT of beggars this way.

Sir Panzerfaust

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

Natural Born Slayers

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomlord_Slayermann
Well, I suppose that doing that to a random guy asking a legit question is wrong. However, I have an immense amount of fun getting rid of Ascalon City beggars.

Beggar: plz plz plz i need money im poor
Me: okay I'm sending you some now - hit alt + F4 to accept it

You can get rid of A LOT of beggars this way.
Thats realy good. I'm going to do that next time I see a beggar.

Wilheim Eversmann

Wilheim Eversmann

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jul 2005

i met a big jerk at war camp dis 1 yesterday.....stupid jerk lol

he was trying to buy a Razorstone...
Jerk: Wtb Razorstone, PM price
(PM)
me: 110K ok?
Jerk: nah....u noob razor goes for 70K max only
me: good luck then
jerk: haha, you wanna scam me?
me: whatever, i am not gonna sell it to you

here comes the stupid part^^
(Public channel)
Jerk: Wtb Razorstone, no stupid 110K
Me: Huh.. you wanna get it for 70K only?? no one will sell it to you
Jerk: haha you telling me how to trade? how much money you have you noob??
Me: being rich not makes you become a professional, but what you did make you a noob, super noob
someone: Razorsone is worth 100K+
Me: lol yea tell the guy who WANNA buy it for 70K
Jerk: (forgot he is in the public channel) hey i tell you some, i always bought that axe for 50K and sell it for 80K, shut up BITCH
Me: lol DUN you know this is the public channel stupid jerk????, i tell you some too, you are a professional low baller, nothing more lol

jerk left the place for a while...............

someone in other char (same jerk): Wtb Razorstone PM price
Me: (other char lol): 110K
Other player: nah, it worth 50 only, but i will give you 70 ok?
Me:lol many thx, super low baller....i remember you and i have just put you on my friend list^^
Jerk: !&@#^!*%`


I think i have own the jerk^^ i will chase him down! so am i being a jerk too?
rofl

jonnybegood

jonnybegood

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

huh?

The Final Exodus[FX]

lol i luv these stories, especialy the revenge ones

T0rnDegree

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Nov 2005

[PH]

R/N

I was in Ascelon City Yesterday, and i was asking for a Defending the wall Group.Mentioned all was welcomed and that i was lvl 11. and that I was a Ranger/Necro.

Jerk. N00b you suck Rangers suck you will die if i see you in PVP ..
Me. I asked for a group not flame sir please dont keep it up.
Jerk. F**K you and your mother ill find you and kill you both
Me. thanks for that tid bit and screen shot "reporteD"

Jerk. Report me B**s**d and ill kill your a**
me. So mote it be my friend.

Jerk. Huh??? WTF you saying N00b wth is this crap.
Me. Welcome to Ignore.


Why do people hate Rangers so much or was this guy just being a complete jack***

glenn_rolfe

glenn_rolfe

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

anyone that uses the word noob/newb/nub and thinks it's funny

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

people hate rangers because they don't know how to use them. or how they work.

and because some rangers have given us rangers a bad name.

Queenie

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

I know this isn't exactly a jerk but, he was damn annoying.

Noob: What armor is that?
Me: 15k Areomancer
Noob:Where did you get it?
Me: Marhans Grotto
Noob: Wheres Marhans Grotto?
Me: Southern Shiverpeaks
Noob:Can u run me there?
Me: no.
noob: why?
me: i'm an elem, i don't do runs.
noob: please please please please please
me: no....
me: do you have Droks on your map?
noob: no
me: if you did, you could possibly get a run to Grotto
noob: I have beacons perch...
noob: can u run me to droks?
me: no...its very hard

Another one, same guy

Noob: what wand is that?
me: Galigords Rod
noob: can i have it?
me: no.
noob: why?
me: i need it.
noob: can i have when you don't use this character anymore?
me: no..i need it, and intend to keep this char

Another time, a day later

me: Did you get 2 Droks?
noob: yeh
noob: are you a girl?
me: yeh
noob: are you hott???
me: How would i know
noob: my friends over he's really cool
noob: how old are you?
me: 14
me: you?
noob: 8
me: seriously?
noob: yeh...:

*ignored*

T0rnDegree

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Nov 2005

[PH]

R/N

I do believe i confused the Jerk tho on the so mote it be was funny to see his reaction.. Did i handle this correctly by not caving into him and stooping to his lvl? Later today he logged on his friends account trying to aplogise i said it's to late see yah *ignored*.

Raptox

Raptox

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

Huntington Station, NY

Une Annee Sans Lumiere [UASL]

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by heist23
people hate rangers because they don't know how to use them. or how they work.

and because some rangers have given us rangers a bad name.
I know I could really use a competent Traps Ranger at the Keep...one who would make anything coming up the stairs wish it had never been born.

But I digress...

The Purple Pants Guy

Academy Page

Join Date: Sep 2005

Aw man...

Not too long ago, I suddenly see "This game is trash compared to WoW." displayed in the public chat. So naturally I replied "Then go play Wow, geek."
So I got a whisper saying "Okay. " After a few minutes, he probably went off somewhere and started spamming that I was giving away money/items/whatever, 'cause I got a bunch of whispers saying things like "wut stuff u got" or "can i hav some gold". I dismissed them all, sometimes telling them that the WoW guy was giving away stuff. Then when it ended, he said, "See why I'm going back to WoW? Too many children play this game." He was still online a few hours later. Hmmmmmmmmm...

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

well, that's interesting.

but does he know that children still play WoW?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Raptox
I know I could really use a competent Traps Ranger at the Keep...one who would make anything coming up the stairs wish it had never been born.

But I digress...
well, even if you could drop anything that came up the stairs like that, people would still (mostly) think that rangers are useless. it's always the super-w/mo that kicks everything's ass. for the most part, anyway. rangers are underappreciated, along with mesmers and necromancers. then again, necros aren't quite anymore, in PvP at least. hooray IWAY. *hides behind wall to dodge incoming flames*

Gwenhywar

Gwenhywar

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jul 2005

Shameful Spirits [SsP]

Mo/

My latest jerk story (related to the female gamers topic again).

I was asked to monk for a guild that I've been often tombing with in past. So I join them, get on their vent ... most of the people on the team are rather new to their guild, and haven't tombed with me before.

Soon after we start, one guy starts b*tching at me and whining that I should be healing him (erm, I was the prot monk ^^), and basically having a nasty remark about everything I do. It starts to get annoying, so I tell him to stop being jerk and shut up. I usually don't talk much except the necessary announcements pertaining to the battle ... hearing my voice he and another guy proceed to discuss if I'm a she or a he, and when someone else says "she's a girl", the jerk starts yelling that everyone who sounds like female on vent is in reality a 12 year old kid being a smartass, and crap like that . All that while our team is against a pretty good guild and should be focussing on the game instead.

I start to get pretty ticked off and upset at this point, and leave the group when the round is over ...

He got kicked from his guild that same evening . Picking on your guild leader's friend for no other reason than just wanting to be a jerk is certainly a bright strategy (he probably thought I was some random monk).

Victory Gaint

Victory Gaint

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

in a box

Archs of Cursed Blood [War]

R/W

lol i still cant get "FOOKER" out of my head.....its funny as hell. i would've pissed my pants laughing if i heard that arguement at droks lol.

Ironsword

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Newport News Va

Unknown Warriors of Ascalon

W/R

Well my jerk story isn't too bad because i don't interact with people too often due to this kind of crap

but yesterday I decided I needed real people other instead of henchmen to do the ring of fire mission so i got a group together

we had 2 w/mo 2 eles 2 monks and a ranger and myself W/R

well we got into the mission and one of my monks starts bitching because I'm using a bow and keeps spamming "robert use something besides a bow" I'm like no I use what I want and I'm good at being a ranger I have my marksmanship maxed (no small feat without using runes) and my wilderness at 11 so I have nothing left for warrior skills unless i rearrange them (which I do from time to time depending on the situation) but overall we had a balanced team and we cruised through the mission and only missed the bonus because we killed the last boss too quick while one of the other guys was running the stuff back to the seer

but this guy even when we were at the next town kept crying about me using a bow I'm like WTF is wrong with me using a bow I have better bows than swords anyway and with 2 tanks in the group already what was the point in me using a sword

am I wrong here or was this guy really being an ass

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

well, generally warriors...don't use bows. period. swords and axes probably can dish out more DPS than a bow, too.

but that guy was kind of stupid for carrying on like that.

Ironsword

Academy Page

Join Date: May 2005

Newport News Va

Unknown Warriors of Ascalon

W/R

I know the sword may do a little more DPS but with the poison and ignite arrows plus the traps I have I do fairly well the only drawback of that is that I only have 20energy standard so I'm looking at getting som gladiators armor to help boost my energy

besides it's easier for the healers to focus on 2 guys getting their asses beat instead of 3

right now I'm just experimenting with different styles to see what works for me the best I may go back to the swords or maybe even axes but right now I'm doing well with bows plus when I play with henchmen I stay alive because mhenlo is a suckass healer

EagleEye33

EagleEye33

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

In a House...duh

Untouchable Heroes

R/E

[NAME EDITED], caught her still doing running scams. lol I personally dont like runners, I dont really care if u you've beaten the game u lazy ppl! that should just mean u can get through it faster not just have someone skip u. Thats what creates more farmers(mainly solos) and more farmers ruin the game

T0rnDegree

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Nov 2005

[PH]

R/N

yah what's up with the heal henchman i think she's the bigest jerk of all =p

True Eye

True Eye

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

Canada

K A M I K A Z I

E/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by EagleEye33
[NAME EDITED], caught her still doing running scams. lol I personally dont like runners, I dont really care if u you've beaten the game u lazy ppl! that should just mean u can get through it faster not just have someone skip u. Thats what creates more farmers(mainly solos) and more farmers ruin the game
Uhh....heres one!

CowPoop

CowPoop

Banned

Join Date: Oct 2005

well this guy was a wannabe jerk if that counts.... he said... u are from a poor family, u suck at life, ur old, ur a nerd because u use commas, etc(as an insult LOL)

CAT

Banned

Join Date: May 2005

KOREA

Slash Rank[DeeR]

R/Me

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaxx
WHO HERE HAS 15K!!!

i know someone with 15k

WHO???

my guild leader

WHO IS YOUR GUILD MASTER/1/1!!!?/

Are you going to annoy him or something?

WHO IS SHE???!!!/1/1

its a he and im not going to tell you because you probably want to badger him for money or somethng

WOT IS HER NAME??//!!1

Im not going to tell you and for the last time its a he.

HOW MUCH MONEY DOES SHE HAVE////?/!!

*IGNORED*
Although some of these are funny, Im sure atleast half of them are completely exaggerated like this one. Honestly, who would use ??//!!1