The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

htb723

htb723

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jul 2005

Holy Patriots

Mo/W

I wanted to buy a 10/10 sword hilt and a +30 pommel, and...

heist23

Journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005

R/Mo

oookay.....what the hell? haha.

fenix

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Join Date: Aug 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

W/

Biggest Jerk in GW? Not one, but multiple people. Those people that open trade windows with you in 1 town and say "you buy my axe" and then every time you are in any town, you get the same thing from multiple people. They even swap characters to get you.

Haku_Fudomine

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Jun 2005

T Dot

Akatsuki Org.

W/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by htb723
I wanted to buy a 10/10 sword hilt and a +30 pommel, and...
my mandarin is pretty bad, but i think what he basically said in chinese was I'll F*** your mom

Nova01

Nova01

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Oct 2005

XoO

E/Mo

Hello all

I am just having a gripe about solo monks aka Mo/W joining parties for UW (underworld) and FoW (Fissure of Woe).
Its happened to me too many times that a solo monk has joined the party and dragged us into UW without our acknowledgement and gotten us all killed.
Funny side is a solo build in FoW, when they die you get to play pass the dead monk with rebirth cos their health is 1/4 of 1hp rezzed. they get bored of being passed around of course.
The only time you should adventure with a Mo/W is if they have told you that they are a solo build or they are on your friends list and you know them.



(Mutters into the darkness)

Son of Mooky

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

E/Mo

Quote:
Originally Posted by Haku_Fudomine
my mandarin is pretty bad, but i think what he basically said in chinese was I'll F*** your mom
Correct although that person doesn't know how to write the pinyin correctly. They should know, most Mainlanders do.

thirtypercent

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

i was in this random pvp team made up of well 2 random players and this W/Mo. i was a monk and i dare to say im a pretty gd one :P. so... w/mo what can u expect. well, i expected him to be the normal sword wielding paladin but guess what, he is a pure healer. and i said to him : hey wariors suck at healing, change your build.
he replied: no wariors are better at healing than other builds.
i said: no they are not, they are the worst.
he said: i can heal better than you and i survive well.
i got pissed and said: ok i wont heal you this round and see who dies 1st.
he said: ha ha idiot i wont heal u too.
the game goes on and cos i wanted to challenge him, i let the other 2 members die and 2 of us were left.
enemies on me: a kd warior, a necro and a monk wanding me.
enemies on him: 1 trapper.
few seconds past and warriors dead. and then i died after that.
he then went: ha ha ha ha you're dead noob.

Fallstar

Academy Page

Join Date: Oct 2005

Australia

PC Powerplay

W/E

Did the other 2 people on your team know about this challange?

thirtypercent

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

suppose they did we were quarrelin on teamchat

AncientPC

AncientPC

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

Ascalon 1

W/R

Anybody who bothers me about my pricing without any intention of buying the item. Plus the people who scammed me.

Otherwise I'm pretty used to all the immaturity coming from Battle.net. By the second time someone makes a retarded comment they get booted from my party or put on my ignore list.

I am the biggest counterjerk of them all. I have the ability to spam trade windows non-stop with no effort on my part but I've only used it once on a guy who scammed me out of 50k until he left the district.

Sister Rosette

Sister Rosette

Lady Fie

Join Date: Aug 2005

Sapporo

Tha Skulls [Ts]

D/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nova01
Hello all

I am just having a gripe about solo monks aka Mo/W joining parties for UW (underworld) and FoW (Fissure of Woe).
Its happened to me too many times that a solo monk has joined the party and dragged us into UW without our acknowledgement and gotten us all killed.
Funny side is a solo build in FoW, when they die you get to play pass the dead monk with rebirth cos their health is 1/4 of 1hp rezzed. they get bored of being passed around of course.
The only time you should adventure with a Mo/W is if they have told you that they are a solo build or they are on your friends list and you know them.



(Mutters into the darkness)
To be fair I've done this in revenge to blind invites multiple times by the
same person/whispers nagging me to join.

So I drag em to UW, aggro the chamber, and delight in the madness.

Hailfall

Hailfall

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Germany

Phantom Commando

N/

Last night I tried to help out a guildie of mine during the Thirsty River Mission. I decided I would take my Necro there (who at that point was wearing the most goofiest armor set :\).

A level 16 Necro walks up to her and starts doing all these emotes (which is fine of course but at one point it gets annoying. He then sents me an invite

Necro: Invite me Please?
Me: No we need a Monk sorry
Necro: Oh. okay but you are a hottie..
Me: Thanks :\

I continue asking for a monk, when that Necro keeps spamming whispers and invites to me. And eventually also asks me to cyber with him (!!!). In guildchat and on skype I told my friends about it and told them that one of them should tell him to stop that. Which one of my guildies did but then he turned in to a real Jerk. He scolded at my friend, saying that my friend was only 14 years and doesnt have a real life. Eventually my friend ignored him and then we set off (with a friend monk).

During Thirsty River we were doing fine (but we had the oddest group 2 Rangers, 1 level 18 tank, a Nuker, Necro and Monk) until we come to the next group and our lovely tank aggroes the group to the right first and then to the left.. resulting in us dead. I asked the Tank why he did that and he replied something along the lines of 'I thought you had to kill it all'.. I told him that if he wanted the mission to be successful he had to listen to what I say. We ended just giving up and zoning out.

This is the reason I hate PUGs.. *big sigh*

Crazy Sausage

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Sep 2005

W/E

i hope that wasnt you who did that to me the other night sister rossete :OP lol

i know it wasnt cos im on UK servers but whats even funniner is the monk joined our party, dragged us into the UW, agroed everything so we died and had to watch him but he had paid the entrance fee himself so hes the only one that lost out

in the words of forest gump stupid is as stupid does

Scaper-X

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2005

San Francisco, CA Custom Title: Ninja Filmmaker

Agony Guild [Agny]

W/Mo

Aria. Aria Aria Aria. Jingle Berry, Berry-Kun, Jingle All The Way.

She took over my pleasant, cozy ice cave in our ex-guild hall and started charging me exorbitant monthly rates. When I couldn't pay off my debts, she and Ceecee locked me in the basement and fed me nothing but stale bread crumbs.

Oh yeah, Ceecee's also the biggest jerk I've ever encountered in Guilt Warts. Yep.
-- Scaper-X

jibikao

jibikao

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jun 2005

R/

Darn Leavers... both in PvE and PvP.

I was so mad last night because we were doing random arena and we met a korean team. I just want to beat them bad. I know a lot of people think korean teams are better but that's not true at all. The truth is they are in an organized team and you are not and that's one huge disadvantage. You may not have the communication they have. You don't know what skills your teammates have. So it's only natural that the korean teams usually win.

Anyway, there was this monk on our team. We battled for quite long and even though we look like we were going to lose, the game wasn't over yet. I had one rez sig on me and just before I tried to rez that monk, he Fing left. Oh god, I was soooooooooooooo mad.

I copied down his account name and I just kept sending him hatred messages. Yes, I was being a jerk but I don't care. I told him he should be ashamed of himself. It's people like him that creates this "leaver" problems. The game wasn't over and it's not like 1 on 4 situation where your teammate just keeps running. If that's the case I can understand.

I am going to message that guy again tonight. He is not going to have it so easy.

aron searle

aron searle

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Aug 2005

Mo/

well you got no one but yourself to blame if you get a temp ban.

capitalist

capitalist

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Jun 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by htb723
I wanted to buy a 10/10 sword hilt and a +30 pommel, and...
I will throw a name out there on this guy because he said the same thing to me..

momo2oo2

momo2oo2

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: May 2005

Zaragoza, Spain

[ODL]

E/Mo

Just happened:

The typical noob that spams in trade:

WTS BLACK DYE!!! offer pls (no noobs)

then the conversation's been:

Me: 2k
Jerk: i said NO NOOBS
Me: so, 2k
Me: a noob would give you 10k
Me: i know how much things are worth and will give you 2k
Jerk: you are a noob!!!!!!!!!!! i can sell the dye to a trader for 6k
Me: its so noob to say "no noob"...
Jerk: its so noob when you don't know what a black dye cost
Me: its so noob to dont get the point in sarcasm...
Jerk: im a person who makes fun out of everything
Jerk: ha ha ha you are sooooo funny ass****
Me: i make fun from dumb ppl

Then he left ToA and I spammed in local:

"Jerk" (wont post his name) is selling black dye for 2k!!!!! whisper him

I'm still laughing...

Freddeh

Academy Page

Join Date: Jun 2005

Furies

Me/

Hehehe i remember one day when me and my ex-guildies/friends were screwing around waiting for one of our members to get back to go to sorrows furnace.

Basically, we'd spam in as many places as we could (aka many districts of LA, Droks, Ascalon, etc.) this: "PM xxxxxxx for free gold and items!!!"...it was funny how many people actually responded to it, the guy that we targeted (it was our friend too) was getting pms so fast he couldn't keep up with anything else being said, and even after we stopped the pms kept coming a few minutes afterward.

It wasn't a scam or anything, just harmless fun and funny as heck, i know we were jerks but it was still funny

chris_nin00

chris_nin00

Dun dun dun

Join Date: Aug 2005

Reddit Guild

R/

Quote:
Originally Posted by momo2oo2
Me: its so noob to say "no noob"...
Jerk: its so noob when you don't know what a black dye cost
Me: its so noob to dont get the point in sarcasm...
its so noob to say or type the word noob...
Not kidding.

fenix

fenix

Major-General Awesome

Join Date: Aug 2005

Aussie Trolling Crew HQ - Event Organiser and IRC Tiger

Ex Talionis [Law], Trinity of the Ascended [ToA] ????????????????&#

W/

I hate people who have the only comeback "you noobs" or "you noob". It's really annoying, and stupid. Especially in the Competition Arenas when you JUST lose. I mean, you lose only by the tiniest amount, because 1 of your team had used res signet. I was against a team, we killed all but 1 of them, he ran around then res'd, and their team all res'd up and only just killed us, as the team was 2 Healers and 2 N/Me's. As soon as they won, they kept saying "haha noobs pwnd" and "you suck" etc etc.

Also, I hate people that say "you noob, stop running" (I say it all the time), but then go and run for ages as soon as they are the only one left. It's normally like this:

Jerk: "Stop running noob"
Me in Team chat: "res someone, quick"
-We res up and kill all but the jerk-
-Jerk starts running-
Me: "Stop running noob. talk about hypocrite"
Jerk: "wat, im gonna let you kill me? haha **** you noob **** *%%@#"

Lord Oranos

Lord Oranos

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Aug 2005

Fort Aspenwood

I tend to aviod all the morons and jackasses, but I have done random arenas where you get stupid AND arrogant players. Started bitching at me cause I ressed him once and outlasted him....

Then theres random pugs, but I have only had a couple bad experiences with it.
And of course, when you correct someone in <insert town here> they take offense and start telling you off....

EagleEye33

EagleEye33

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Nov 2005

In a House...duh

Untouchable Heroes

R/E

I hate the ppl who call others noob and who say it when selling stuff the only ppl who pay for those crazy prices are usually one of them. I even had someone send me a private message on this forum just saying this..."sigh, noob." I was like wtf, I sent him a message back as to why he called me a noob but he never wrote back. Most ppl say noob now if u just dont agree with them now, like there "all knowing" or something. When ppl talk about noob in my group I just leave cause I cant take it anymore and seee how good they really are.

Xenrath

Xenrath

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Oct 2005

W/Me

Had a fun encounter in Droknar earlier today. I zoned in looking to buy parchment and while standing around someone else asked in public chat how much it costs to craft knights armour (or something similar). One person decides to be a jackass and says:

Jerk: "Use a --- calculator!"
Jerk: "WTF is this?"

During this time me and others have whispered to the one who needed the info and explained it to him, he was nice enough to bow and thank everyone who answered in public.

After that I run off to the merchants and write in chat along the lines of "np, we're not all instant jackasses"

Jerk sees this and says along the lines of "ur noob lol u suc" or some drivel

Me: "Use a dictionary!"

Got a few whispers from others laughing along with me

Omega_2005

Omega_2005

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

UK, or is it? *confused*

A/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Xenrath
Had a fun encounter in Droknar earlier today. I zoned in looking to buy parchment and while standing around someone else asked in public chat how much it costs to craft knights armour (or something similar). One person decides to be a jackass and says:

Jerk: "Use a --- calculator!"
Jerk: "WTF is this?"

During this time me and others have whispered to the one who needed the info and explained it to him, he was nice enough to bow and thank everyone who answered in public.

After that I run off to the merchants and write in chat along the lines of "np, we're not all instant jackasses"

Jerk sees this and says along the lines of "ur noob lol u suc" or some drivel

Me: "Use a dictionary!"

Got a few whispers from others laughing along with me
Moral of this story? Just because you can't buy 1.5k Knights doesn't mean you can speek 1337 all the time... dammit! :s

pyrohex

pyrohex

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Aug 2005

I'm the biggest jerk ever, if you piss me off. Seriously, I get even worse than n00bs and twelve year olds.

I met a guy in a CA district yesterday, talking crap about Asians - naturally, I made a smartass comment and informed him I was reporting him; he tried to laugh it off, saying that "dozens of others" had reported him, and "nothing happened". Then he started making mom jokes - and I, along with several other people flame him for being a noob. He then went into something about how everyone flaming him was whacking off to hentai, and finally into something about how America sucks, and that it'll collapse soon. I kindly informed him that China would be next in line.

I wish I'd taken more screenshots of the...conversation. All I have is the bit about Asians, which I sent to ANet. :/

Yichi

Yichi

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Sep 2005

Guild Hall, Vent, Guesting, PvE, or the occasional HA match...

Dark Alley [dR]

Had an idiot in tombs do a good one last night.

Jerk: GLF rank 3+ healer with ts/vent. n o blind invites
ME: (wispered) im rank 3 healer
Jerk: i said no blind invites noob
Me: ...... I pm'd you not invited myself to join your party
Jerk: look if i wanted u to come along i would have asked you to rank me
Me: ok i will (runs off in his direction)
Me: (after /rank) happy now?
Jerk: no my rank 6 wolf pwns u
Me: so u have a wolf, you said in chat that you needed a r3+ healer with ts/vent. i was looking for an organized group thats all.
Jerk is ignoring you

So i spammed in ID2 that Jerk was giving away sigils he unignored me long enough to tell me that hes been fighting off pm's for th past 35 minutes

Sister Rosette

Sister Rosette

Lady Fie

Join Date: Aug 2005

Sapporo

Tha Skulls [Ts]

D/W


Speaks for itself. I hate people like this.

Axel Revolver

Axel Revolver

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Aug 2005

In A Box.

W/R

My girlfriend.

lama_lord36

lama_lord36

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

belgium

Order of the Exiles [bann]

P/W

One time i as in a gvg with our guild. We attacked first and kill their footman and archers. And then the other guild start spamming the chat channel and wisphered evryonze from our guild. They say things like:"Quit defending noobs and attack"and then even 1 guy said Hey, i'm one of the BETA guys.C'mon who is gonna believe that.Would a beta guy(i think he ment that he is important for GW)spam the guildchannel. Then we said to him"ooh go away and stop spamming the chat channel and he siad back"I'm gonna report you noobs!!",Our leader replyed "why you are gonna report us,you are the whole time spamming the chat channel and we are just did nothing" and then he was said nothing back for the whole match.

Omega_2005

Omega_2005

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

UK, or is it? *confused*

A/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

Speaks for itself. I hate people like this.
Hmm... and I thought looking at myself was bad...

Queenie

Queenie

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2005

The guy on the left is him. I'm on the right.

Doooom

Doooom

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Sep 2005

From Light/Of Darkness

N/E

I molest people repeatedly until they change districts, and frequently go to Lion's Arch Dist 1 and spam "WTS Mark of Aidan 5k". Does this make me a jerk? I don't scam anyone, I just think it's good fun.

Bomb

Academy Page

Join Date: Nov 2005

The Moon

Da Untouchables [Envy]

W/

lol this one is pretty funny, actually. i was level 14 W/R in drok's arenas and i entered mission, and the group was like this

W/R 14 (me)
Mo/E 20
Me/N 20
W/MO 20

So the game starts and me and the other warrior go and double-team a W/MO opponent. I used apply poison and when he started running from us i used sprint, i hamstring'd him and me and the other Warrior on my team killed him. We won, and the warrior we killed got really pissed and started calling me a hacker and stuff. basically, it went like this "omg taht noob hackr lvl 14s cant beet lv 20s wtf". i messaged him and told him it wasnt hacking it was using skills to my advantage. he added me to ignore this, never heard from him again. yes, he was a PvP-only character. he probably just got the game and installed it and instantly made a PvP character, so he had no lcue what the hell he was doing.

Akhilleus

Akhilleus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Sep 2005

If it aint expensive, it aint worth buyin'.

Leading/Co-leading Bretheren Of Chaos [Dark]

W/Mo

any newbcake who circles my character like a shark, opens the trade window so they can see my gear (as if im obligated to show people what i use upon demand), then proceed to call me a newb&ebayer for possessing fissure armor and the equipment i have; when i have done NOTHING to provoke them. according to thier reasoning, just because they cant afford soemthing, or dont use something, noone else in GW could possibly afford it or want to use it.
these same idiots often ask me how much certain things cost, fissure armor for example, and proceed to tell me that nothing could be worth as much as i say; "i wouldnt pay more than 10k for that" (was one quote i received in reference to an 8 15>50 fellblade). the same goes for the dozens of cases i hear about how my 30 -2 shields arent worth more than a malinons or tanzits.
i always find it funny how the morons of guildwars always seem to think they know best about an item's market value. if someone shows legitimate interest, i will be more than happy to answer thier questions, and furthermore, tell them to feel free to refer to me when they need a pricecheck on an item; but when someones clearly looking out just to piss you off/fenegel free equipment, it tends to irritate you.

Whosaidwhatnow

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Nov 2005

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Rosette
Rosette's Ass Of The Day:

Someone on my Friend list asks me to bring my monk to help with
Hell's Precipice. I don't much like the idea but I needed to make sure
my Healing/Inspiration Magic build worked. So I agreed. The build
worked fine, up until the 'tank' of the group decided not to wait on
anyone and proceeded to run THROUGH 3 whole groups before
running back to us. The reason? A capture. It went a little something
like this:

Friend: 'Um, is he going to wait?'
Nuke #1: 'Omg wait I have 5 energy!'
Nuke #2: 'F*****g noob.'
"Tank:" 'Omg u fags just wait I'm getting cap.'
Me: 'The boss has to be dead for that to happen.'
"Tank:" 'No doesnt stfu noob i pwn u'
*Tank Dies*
"Tank:" WTF ANET HAXD MY SIGNET
Of course, the mobs he aggroed had gotten us by then, and we were
all dead. And needless to say it was the monks fault for not being able
to keep the party healed while engaging 3 packs of sparks, burnings and
ashen. Because we suck.

*Party restarts*
This time, I took Unyielding Aura as my elite. To keep this jackass in line.
Predictably, he dies. I Aura him, and he gets pissy.

"Tank:" wtf y u brng taht rez?
Me: 'To keep you in line.'
"Tank:" ur just afraid of me. im too good to die'
Me: 'Then why did I just have to rez you?'
"Tank:" becuse u fail as monk
*Cut Aura*
"Dead Tank:" WTF Y I DIE?
Me: 'I cut you off. This is how it's gonna go. You're an ass, you die. You run
ahead, you die. You endanger the group in any way, you die. Got it?'
"Dead Tank:" w/e just rez
Me: 'Fine.'
*Casts Aura*
"Tank:" 'Bitch.'
*Cuts Aura*

This little dance went on for some time before he finally left. The name
"Tank" was in parenthesis because he had NO TANKING SKILLS whatsoever.
Despite advertising he was one. After he left we reformed, got a decent
tank, and proceeded to kick some Lich ass.

Moral of the story: Just because you may be stronger than a monk, doesn't
mean they can't get you by the balls later on.

Wow...

Let me ask one simple question. WHY THE HELL DID YOU REGROUP AND KEEP THIS ASSFACE? Kick those idiots to the curb at the first opportunity. Stefan and Little Thom are infinitely better than a complete moron that annoys the shit out of you.

Its a common theme in so many of these posts here... "this clown did ______".... "so anyway, we go back to town and try again"... WHY?!?
Kick that obnoxious little retard and never look back. If you didn't form the group, tell the leader to kick him. If the leader won't kick him, leave and get henchies. I don't know, maybe its just me, but I literally can't stand playing with those obnoxious jerkoffs. I'll go to great lengths not to play with any of them.

MasterChief

MasterChief

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Jul 2005

I totally agree :P

Omega_2005

Omega_2005

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: May 2005

UK, or is it? *confused*

A/Rt

Quote:
Originally Posted by Whosaidwhatnow
Wow...

Let me ask one simple question. WHY THE HELL DID YOU REGROUP AND KEEP THIS ASSFACE?
Did you read the Moral? It says about some kind of revenge to the jerk who messed with her

Sister Rosette

Sister Rosette

Lady Fie

Join Date: Aug 2005

Sapporo

Tha Skulls [Ts]

D/W

That and he was party leader.

monk muffle

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Oct 2005

W/Mo

who else likes running around circles of ppls?