The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

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yea anymore people think they are so special for having a rank. I play a little PvP sure and I have a rank avatar sure, but when I'm doing a PvE mission that means exactly Squat. Especially in the Tombs Challenge area.
in PvP agroing is meaningless, so many Pure PvPers don't get the concept of getting agro or pulling... Sounds like this guy was just a pure that really didn't have a clue to begin with... That's the problem with Pugs... Oh well...

Biggest jerk i ever had was a guy so said lvl didn't matter and that his lvl 3 ele was stronger than my lvl 20 r/mo. i told him he was a noob and he replied with some swear words.

My favorite jerks are in PvP areans the ones that call you a n00b while you are standing over their dead body.

This is probably my worst one to date.

I was attempting to finally get my Fissure Helmet with an O.K. group. (Just to let you know, the Gods have put a curse on me and I am unable to either A) Get INTO a group or B)Get into a DECENT group. My guild is a little low on the member count, so don't jump to that solution ). Well, we were on our merry way until we reached the battlegrounds near the entrance of the Temple of War. This one monk then starts barking orders like she runs the show (she was when we first started just a little, but not as bad). She tells us (the tanks) to stand at a certain spot, and I suggested that we kill a lone group that was off to the side so it wouldn't come back to bite us in the ass later. She then says ''stand f***ing here" and I reply with "I love how the monks think they run the show." She then says ''fine, AFK" (Oh noes!) After some heavy slaughtering on both sides, the monsters start to come after her, then she magically comes back and runs away. She then starts talking about her rank and says ''u dont even know what a rank is u newb''. ***Insert more arguing back and forth***. Then she is like "3.9 mil xp and rank 6, owned newb. Well, everyone else was near dead, and she and I were the last ones alive. So while I am vainly tanking one of the skeletal groups, my party asks what the hell she is doing, and she is like ''waiting for x to die''.

So, I finally die, and then she starts to res people, saying ''if anyone rezzes x im leaving''. Well, the other monk, who wasn't a complete dimwit, actually fulfilled his duties and res'd me. Before she left, she bragged about how her guild was Rank 43 and is like ''if u want to see us own it up sometime watch us in observer mode with the o key.'' It's too bad that the observer mode key is the B key. She then ragequits and I PM her, telling her about the typo she made, she then goes on about how she is glad she ruined it for us and then she puts me on ignore, and I then return the favor. My party made it to the top of the temple, and we cleared all of the monsters except for the rangers, and after a few deaths from them everyone suddenly had to leave. Oh well. I love those who think rank means the slightest difference in PvE.

Tombs, level 4. This Ranger pulls the 2 rape parties at the beginning, predictably, we all die. Red is the Jerk. Just said my one line, then get a scathing reply in turn.



Also, why do people go Offline then insult people? Just so they can't see what their reply will get? Seriously, if you want to start something, don't be a cowardly wuss.

They go offline because they can't handle any backlash from their deplorable behavior. Quite likely they're very young, and most defintitely very very immature.

sorry, found this a while back while reading this forum...

Oh, and i have to disagree with that...Im a w/mo and usually monks dont do a good job at healing me since im the one out there pWning all the monsters while they sit on their lazy butts and talk about something...So i am my own warrior and healer, which really stinks cuz the monks just /afk-ing and talking to a chick who doesnt even know him...

Yeah, and the point is...I use mending on myself...all the time

Yeah, tch, who needs monks to heal you? guild wars isn't about teamwork, the goal is for all 8 people on a team to be self-sufficient so you get the strongest team.

Quoted for great sarcasm and truth!

No offence intended but....start a Monk character & play it all the way thru the game before you start railing on Monks. Walk a while in the shoes of a Monk & you will see what they go thru.

I guess Twicky_Kid has a point.

Lovely jerk story

I'm in Ember Light Camp, planning to skillcap Echo for one of my mesmers. I get into a group fairly quickly, no problems, as the monk leader was advertising for mesmers. There's a second mesmer on the team, and between the both of us we begin sorting out our skills, mostly interrupts to keep the hydras from dropping meteor showers on our heads, Shatter Hex AOEs and the like.

Then the leader invites a ranger into the group. Her first spew into teamchat: "Why do we have two mesmers? We don't need two mesmers." This devolves into "We don't need mesmers, mesmers are useless here." I pointed out that I farm Perdition Rock with my other mesmer, and had been out here fifty plus times, and I know what to expect. I know that interrupts are a necessity on Perdition Rock.

She then attempts to lamely backtrack and say, "No you didn't understand, I didn't say mesmers are useless," and continues telling the monk to kick one of us. The other mesmer and I are PMing each other, griping. The leader fails to take a hint that we're not particularly happy here.

Well, somehow we managed to get the party together, including the pissed off trio of two mesmers and a mesmer-hating ranger (or "I don't hate mesmers, we just don't need mesmers here!"). We head out into the flaming yonder of Perdition Rock. The ranger immediatly runs up to the Flesh Golems, and tries to lay a trap point blank. She gets interrupted when they swing at her of course. She keeps on going, trying to lay traps.

Then the hydras aggro. The other mesmer and I are working overtime trying to shatter hexes and keep those meteor showers off us. Does the ranger even try to interrupt anything? No, it's trap trap trap trap trap. Rather, she was trying to tank and trap, something that normally doesn't work, and certainly didn't work for her.

Someone zones us back into Ember Light in the panic and confusion. What does the ranger say? "Kick one of the mesmers, we need another monk."

The other mesmer and I PMed each other, ditched, and then formed our own group. We had no problems in the least after that, making Flesh Golems and hydras drop dead in their tracks.

Just like other players, there are good and bad monks. I've run into quite a few bad monks, even ones who DO just stand around and chat while other players die.

I had a good story from yesterday
Was in a town yesterday, and saw the advertisement WTS 5 a candy cane 3k

I had just sold 10 candy canes for 6k so that I could get my elementals 1.5k drocs armour. Once competed I had 3k leftover so I wanted to get my cc back so sent a pm to the seller.

Me: do you have the 5 cc for 3k? I will purchase
Him: ok where are you?
Me: next to hench
Him: ok

He opens trade and I put in my 3k and hit submit
He puts in his items and submits
I look at the items, strange don’t look like cc, mouse over and surprise surprise candy cane shards

Me: Lol
Him: ???
Me: what the! You said candy canes not shards!
Me: what would I want with shards?
Him: you use them to make canes?
Me: lol
Me: nice one
Him: I must have misspelled the message should be shards
Me: ya nice scam
Me: I cancel trade
Him : reopens trade
Me: cancel trade

He then types into public chat his advertisement with one change, candy cane shards
So I reply what I want to know is what would we want shards for?

Other player also asks the same so he reply’s that you use to make canes,
We type that they are worthless and to dump.

Not sure if he was scamming or not so I did not report him.

I play a monk and spent most of the time healing the team and ignoring idiot tanks who runs off thinking they can take on all the mobs just because they have the highest armor and a measly 3 pips of regen. Yes I do admit I did not wand alot but I did spend most of my time healing everyone, getting rid of hexes, curing ailments, and keeping myself out of danger. So don't believe that all monks are like the ones you encounter. It is the tanks that get a few skills and believe that they can take on the GW world solo that are the jerks. Don't be mad or say I am one-sided either because I play a w/mo and he does fine with or without mending(depends on what I am doing).

Hmmm... wha? I think you may have misunderstood me. I was defending Monks not dissing them.

well, that's funny because generally i try to be as self-sufficient as possible because i know i can't always count on the monk to heal me all the time.

i mean, it's not like they have 1278346918273469187234619872346 energy with 9182734618973246198736418792346 pips of regen. even with a battery necro.

One Lv20 guy offered to help our group, joined, then deliberately ruined the Bonus by killing the Ember Bearers in Surmia.

Here's an idea: Let's gather all the jerks together, put them in a big room, lock the door, and come back a week later to see the results.

u are still a PvP noob until u agree with that