The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

Poison Ivy

Poison Ivy

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jan 2006

Toronto

Hopping

Mo/A

Jerk : WTS GOOD BOW NO NOOBS PLZ!!#!!!!!

Can't get more bitchy then that.

Tyr Sangreal

Tyr Sangreal

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

Kansas, USA

The Ethereal Guard

W/Mo

Alright, now I've had a couple instances where these "jerks" ruin all the fun for me. For starters:

Jerk #1

Jerk: WTS - GW Account, 2 Lvl 20 chars. W/Mo, R/N. 15k armors and decent weps! - 10k! (Wanting to quit for WoW)

Me: 10k for all that eh? (what the hell, 10k isn't that much...) I end up buying the account from him for 10k and then he logs off. Now, before I bought it stuff was said as;

Me: I have screenies in case you scam me just so you know.
Jerk: It's all good man. I don't screw around like that. Just tired of the game.
Me: Alright, well it's a deal then.

Then he logs off with my 10k and I have no account info.

Now, I will admit...It was dumb for me to buy an account in-game. I just decided "what they hell? 10k isn't that much." Well, I sent my complaint and many sshots to ANet and told them about it. Havn't seen him on since. To be honest, I will gladly pay 10k to get a cheating idiot like that out of the game for the said amount of time.

Jerk #2

I have my main char Tyr Sangreal W/Mo Lvl 20. 15k Glad armor and all the goodies. I am trying to be helpful and nice to the newer GW players so I give a group of 3 people a run to Sanctum Cay. (From Ascalon) NOTE: These were all like lvl 2-6. I take all that time and I finally get there. One guy whispers me telling me that it was the worst, slowest run in his life and began spamming me constantly and throwing vulgarities.

Jerk#2: I swear to God that was the slowest run EVER!
Me: Uh, it only took me 20 min...
Jerk#2: I can do that same run in 5 minutes!!!
Me: No you can't. There's too much running there for 5 minutes.
Jerk#2: LMFAO LAWLERSKATES OMGWTFBBQCHUCKNORRIS!!!1!1one, whuteva!
Me: ...

After that he still went on to spam me with leet speak and all that moronic typings. (No offense to those who do it here. Just annoys me at times. lol)

So, that's my experience with jerks. Well...more like slobbering idiots but I'll call them jerks for the threads sake.

Gonzo

Gonzo

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Netherlands

Defenders of the Blackblade [DotB]

W/

Reporting jerk #1 wasn't that smart, since buying and selling accounts is against the policy of Anet and they could just as well taken action against you. :/

true glory

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: Sep 2005

True Cinema

E/Me

Happened to me a while back when I was getting my warrior through Abaddon's Mouth. We started the mission and the other warrior had a vampiric sword on, a few people didn't load yet so we were waiting and his hp started going down....

me: why don't you switch weapons, we have to wait for everyone else and walk some ways before we hit enemies...
warrior: i dont have any other weapons this is my only weapon
(by then i see it's a victos blade, this was a day after these greens began to drop)
me: oh, why is that?
warrior: because i sold all my weapons for this sword
me: well thats silly, now you only have one sword, how much did you buy it for
warrior: 200k + ectos
me: wow, what a waste :\
warrior: #%(#*%(#(#(%*#%()($@@*$ STFU YOU NOOB!!!!!!!
(now everyone has loaded and we start moving)
me: meh, i'll never understand why people pay so much for a skin :\
warrior: SHUT UP YOU FUUEKER YOU ARE SUCH A NOOB!!!!!
me: jeez calm down >.>
warrior: ASS CHEEEZ %#(%(#%*#*(#*%(#%!*)$@(#*%*#)()#%*)@)$*@$&@%& STFU YOUR MOM IS GAY
me: when did we start talking about mothers, thats just rude...
warrior: YEAH WELL YOUR STOOPID AND YOUR DAD IS GAY TOO!
(we now started attacking things and our mesmer is desperately trying to ignore us...)
mesmer: I'm using Conjure Phantasm on Jade Armor!
mesmer: I'm using Crippling Anguish on Jade Armor!
me: ok can we stop talking about my parents, that was uncalled for i never said anything rude about your parents
team: ......
warrior: YEAH CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE GAY YOU ASS CHEESE #(%*#*%)@($)@*%)@%* AND THEY NEVER WANTED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
me: ....
warrior: STUPID F@#(*%(*%@)*@)$NOOB! MY SWORD IS BETTER THAN YOURS AND YOU'RE JUST A STUPID ASS CHEESE MOTHER #*%()#%*)#%
me: ok you can stop with the insults now, its getting kinda tiring
(warrior dies at the feet of a jade armor)
warrior: LOOK YOU STOOPD F*#(%*#(%*@))@*$@*%&%(#&% ASS CHEESE YOU MADE ME DIE YOU SO SUKK
me: if i suck so much why am i not dead like you?
warrior: STFU ASS IM STILL BETTER THAN YOU AND YOUR STUPIDD SWORD YOU SUCK SO MUCH!!!

We had just finished off the first group and everyone moved back to rez him and some others that had died, he continued with the name calling and insulting of my family. Mind you the spelling that he used to swear at me was horribly mangled but he managed to get some things right. At that point I was getting sick and tired of this guy so I apologized to the team and left. I'm not one to just quit on a team and that was the first time I ever have. After I left he started messaging me the same thing about how I was gay and how my parents are stupid and how I'm an ass cheese mofo; etc...He still messages me in game time to time (and also has me ignored) but when he does my guild is happy to return the favor to him.

Syklone Xaos

Syklone Xaos

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

You Are the Man Now [Dakk]

Why's he selling his account for game gold anyway? If he's quitting, what's he want with the gold? That smells like a scam from the start. Since Factions began there have been an increasing amount of scammers trying to take advantage of all the new players.

The funniest jerk of all is the scammer who starts cussing you out and calling you a n00b for exposing his scam in the all chat. It's hilarious to watch these people go impotent with rage, even more so to report them for the original scam, and then report them for the abusive/threatening language.

Fred Kiwi

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Sep 2005

[cola]

saw this scammer doing the old 'put the amount of plat into the gold slot'. The execution was terrible, a blind person could have seen through it.

Mr_T_bot

Mr_T_bot

Banned

Join Date: Apr 2006

Hmm, jerks in Gws. Oh, I know. Anyone with a rank higher than 5 in PvE.

Siddious

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

Knights Of The Rising Sun

Hmmmm, once we had a complete Jerk who was a wa/mo. I have never met such a Jerk. Anyway it goes like this, we began the mission elona ranch.

JERK: YUO GUYS HAD BETTER NT BE NOOBS, I HAV TRIED THIS MSSION 8 TIMES AND HAVE DIED THANKS TO NOOBS!!!(yes his spelling sucks :/)
Ele: Don't worry mate we ain't noobs ^^
JERK: GOOD!!!

Well anyway after that we continued forward and came to the section not far off, where there happens to be some minotaurs.
JERK: I GO LURE THM
Ele: k

He uses frenzy, and then trys to heal himself with healing sig, then he dies...

JERK: F*$!ING NOOB MONKS, CAN'T YOU F*$!ING HEL ME!!
JERK: NOOOOBBBSS!!!!
Monk: We did heal you!!
JERK: NOOOOBBBSS!!!
Me: Hey don't blame the monks. You shouldn't have used frenzy and healing signet together in
the first place :/
JERK: STFU NOOB, GO F*$K YUOR MOTHER YU FAT SH*T!!
Me: What is your problem???
JERK: STFU, I AM FEED UP WITH NOOBS LIKE YOU AD THSE MONKS!!!
JERK: F*$K YOU NOOBS, F*$K YOU!!
Ele: Alright mate calm down...
JERK: F*$K YOU NOOB ELE, YOU SUCK!! GO SUCK YUR MOHERS C*$K!!
Me: CALM DOWN FFS!! (yes I was beggining to get very annoyed).
JERK: STFU!!!!!
Me: Your a jerk you know that!!!
JERK: NOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSS!!!!
Necro: (who hadn't said anything till now)ALRIGHT SHUT IT NOW WAMO!!!
JERK: YOUR ALL NOOBS!!!! NOOOOOBBBBSSS!!!!!
*Jerk leaves game*

I have never met such a jerk in all my life. I hope he is still stuck on elona ranch even to this day!!

Phrozenflame

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Aug 2005

i guess he'll never make it past elona.

Snograt

Snograt

rattus rattus

Join Date: Jan 2006

London, UK GMT??0 ??1hr DST

[GURU]GW [wiki]GW2

R/

My god; the jerks thread is approaching its 100th page

max gladius

max gladius

Yep, really is me...

Join Date: Aug 2005

My House

L33t

Saw this yesterday in Factions, in the Village...

Guess guy just tried to do a quest with a few ppl and it didnt go so well...
(Their team zones in)
Jerk: OMFG... CAN I GET A TEAM THAT ISNT ALL NOOBS?!?
me: wow there killer, alot of ppl are leaning how things work and such..
Jerk: I NEED A TEAM THAT ISNT ALL NOOBS... IM A PRO, F*** ALL U NOOBS.
me: like i said, chill out, any idea how many ppl never played this game at all
Jerk: AM I THE ONLY GOOD PERSON AROUND HERE!! THIS TOWN IS FULL OF NOOBS

few other ppl tell him to grow up and such. and he says more intelligent things... i'm on my warrior from tyrian area, lvl 20 and such, helping a friend with a quest, so i click on the Jerks name to see his stats... lvl 5 a/rt, no guild, rank 3...

me: WOW ur the man, TAKE UR RANK 3 BACK TO THE ARENA AND LEARN SOME TEAM WORK.. also ur build sucks...

Then he zoned out....

NO IDEA WHAT PPLS PROBLEMS ARE!?! I AM SO BURNT OUT ON THE RUDENESS...
lately its been play with guild, friends, or henches, ppl in PUG's just arent worth the time, i have had better success with robots then ppl... less arguments and attitudes... alot of ppl are beeing such arses these days... everyone is a pro if u ask them....

Oberon Shadowking

Oberon Shadowking

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

A Midsummer Night (AMND)

W/Mo

Wow. Why is this thread so huge? That's not a good thing, if you ask me. I think you all should go post in the "Nice people" thread too. It's so much better, and it needs to be longer.

But getting on with the jerks... (yes, I know, that's hypocritical)

Incident #1)

I was in a decent PuG doing Ice Caves of Sorrow. It was my first character, first time through the game, and I was a fire W/E, level 20. Admittedly, I was somewhat still not the best of players, but this doesn't have any bearing on what happened.

We were in the midst of fighting a fairly large group of primarily melee enemies. I had 2 "adjacent" fire spells on my skill bar, Phoenix and Inferno, and I was spamming these whenever I could, because they were hitting a huge number of enemies.

At about that time, jerk#1 (a w/mo who had just died) says:

"Dude, stupid tank, stop nuking the enemies and making them run away!"

To which I replied:

"I'm not making them run away!" (In truth I was not, the two eles on my team were using fire storm and lava font, triggering the AI)

The conversation played out along these lines:
"OMG, Stop NUKING THEM!"
"Dude, I nuke for damage. Do you not WANT me to do damage?"
"!&$@@$*!&&~ you !!#&! n00b!"
"What is your problem? I didn't do anything to you!"
"YES, YOUR STUPID NUKING IS MAKING US DIE!"

At this point, jerk # 2 (a ranger, I think), joins in and BOTH start berating me.

Luckily for poor me, Nice guy#1 joins in on my side and tells them to lay off, and defends me, etc. He also PMs me and says "I don't know why they're doing this, you're doing fine, etc."

The jerks finally laid off me and we finished the mish.

Incident 2)

(I'm a W.Mo now)

I had just pulled together a 5 man oro team (this was prior to the book fix, obviously), and we went out into Footprint to work our way down into SF. Upon our entering Grenth's, I waited for our bonder, then ran down and pulled out my bow to pull the first group up the ramp. I do so, and the 3 ice golems and 1 stone summit gnasher come up to us. At the point when we begin attacking them, our bonder pulls off all his bonds, and we promptly die. We res, and the conversation is as follows:

Me: "What the heck? What happened?"
Other players: "I dunno."
Me: "Well, shall we go back and try again?"
Others: "Sure"

We enter Warcamp again, and our Bonder promptly quits. I pm him to ask why he quit:

Me: "Hey, why did you quit?"
Jerk: "You're a !#$&ing n00b tank, you're so stupid."
Me: "What? How so!"
Jerk: "You don't know how to pull ----, and you do like no damage!" (keep in mind, I'm a STANCE tank, and as such had brought only two attack skills.)
Me: "I'm not supposed to do damage, I'm supposed to take damage."
Jerk: "OMFG you n00b! STFU!"
Me: "Dude, cool off. I'm not doing anything to you."
Jerk: "YES YOU ARE YOU N00B! I HATE YOU!"
Jerk is ignoring you.

Just in case I ever ran into him again, I put him on ignore, as I never wanted to play with him again.

Trylo

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jan 2006

[Here] | CKOD

E/R

If i meet someone i dont like i just find a way to make them admit theyre wrong. really simple bcuz i am always right This in fact, usually makes them even bigger jerks that flame up and curse *que filter off* and then i pretty much just laugh at how annoyed they get, they die and we as a group decide to let him lie there. maybe its not very kind, but it cracks me up.

ps, Talon ~ i guess you can see it both ways, but i like watching people flame then mocking their bad spelling... if thats bad then... uh yea its bad. haha

TalonTheCat

TalonTheCat

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

USA

Black Cat Guild

Mo/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trylo
If i meet someone i dont like i just find a way to make them admit theyre wrong. really simple bcuz i am always right This in fact, usually makes them even bigger jerks that flame up and curse *que filter off* and then i pretty much just laugh at how annoyed they get, they die and we as a group decide to let him lie there. maybe its not very kind, but it cracks me up.
Are you saying they are the jerk - or you are the jerk?

Mr_T_bot

Mr_T_bot

Banned

Join Date: Apr 2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by max gladius
me: WOW ur the man, TAKE UR RANK 3 BACK TO THE ARENA AND LEARN SOME TEAM WORK.. also ur build sucks...
<<< Jerk.
That is exactly what I'm talking about.
"zomg I play HoH more than you, that means I am the best at Guild Wars lololol"
But yeah he was a moron too.

Matix411

Matix411

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

Ontario

I honestly don't even know what my rank is.
If it's a GvG rank, or PvP, it's probably -124712074 because I don't do it at all, I just love the PvE and adventuring.

I love the whole increase in jerks since Factions was released though, because people can transfer their level 20's from Tyria to Cantha, they automatically assume that anyone playing a new char in Cantha is a noob.

So, like my experience the other day trying to do the Captured Child quest or whatever, and the 2nd mission before transport to the Marketplace, I got to bare witness to a 'helpful' level 20 Wammo who decided to rush into absolutely everything he saw and die, every time, and then blame it on all of us.

Jerk: Yo, where was my healing? I'm running into the fray and you're all standing there, wtf is up with that? I told you all I was going to help and this is what I get (sounds familiar???).
Necro: Uhh, dude ... we're all pretty much casters, or healers ... which are technically casters ... seeing as they use spells and what not.
Jerk: STFU NOOB, YOU CAN'T KILL SH*T
Me: Ok, casters have long ranged weapons, how do you expect us to 'run into the fray' and be a moron like you when we automatically stop at said distance to attack?
Jerk: YOU CAN MOVE UP MORE IDIOT, THAT'S WHAT THE F*&#@(R MOUSE IS FOR!!!
Me: Thanks, and true, but, seeing as how I'm a Mesmer bent on interrupting ... I'd rather stay at a distance so that I can continue to interrupt so people, like you, have a lack in death. As well as myself of course.
Jerk: SO THEN WHY DID YOUR INTERUPTS FAIL???
Necro: Probably because you died in a good ... 10 seconds, due to various forms of hexes which I myself have no control over, and while the Monk is healing you, that leaves the Mesmer who probably only has a couple interrupts which recharge slowly, and the Assassin, who is currently dead, and AFK I think ...
Jerk: WILL YOU STFU, I'M NOT FU!@)&)! TALKING TO YOU NOOB!
Monk: Wow ... Do they have Guild Wars in Orange County? I don't recall ANet mentioning the OC appearing in the new games ...
Necro: LOL I hate the OC.
Jerk: YUEAH YOU WATCH IT EVERY CHANCE YOU GET FAGG(!#$, NOOB.
Necro: Ok, I'm getting fed up with this.
Me: Seriously, I understand you're level 20 and all, but judging by how you're getting owned faster than us, maybe it's a good thing to pay attention to the skills you bring into a quest such as this, regardless of level, or current stature or proclaimed talent etc. etc.
Jerk: PAY ATTENTION TO THIS YOU ASS!@)#, MY SKILLS OWN YOURS ANYDAY, AND I GOT 15K, AND MY WEAPONS PROBABLY OWN YOURS TOO, SO STFU NOOB AND LEARN HOW TO PLAY, GET SOME REAL ARMOR!! WTF GOOD ARE ASSASSINS ANYWAY, GO PVP YOU FAGG))%!
Me (getting incredibly annoyed at this point because I'm tired of hearing that exact excuse from everybody who thinks they own at this game): Ok fine, we'll stay back and help you, but I'm telling you now, you will die, because I say so, and because your DP says so.
Jerk: STFU NOOB I WOULDNT HAVE DP IF YOU DIDNT SUCK
Monk (about to unleash Rambo): K seriously stfu for f*C& sakes. you died because you're a moron and thought you could pull a farming stunt on a group of enemies who aren't meant for farming at this particular point in the game. grow the f*37 up and stop casing on absolutely everyone for your multiple faults. I'm trying to heal you as fast as I can but it's a little hard when the assassins keep plummetting the other casters.
Jerk: OK NOOB MONK, GO HEAL YOUR ASS AND STOP BENDING OVER IN THE SHOWER, LOL, F*@&!)!$ NOOB. I'M GOING TO SOLO THIS MISSION!
*jerk leaves the building*
Assassin (randomly, while still dead): Yo ... what happened? I had to #2! Somebody like ... res me ... I wanna go kill some sh*t!


Not to mention the fact that every Assassin I've played with, simply runs into the fray thinking they are unstoppable as well and end up getting destroyed. I mean, I LOVE Assassins, and I'm still adjusting to them like I'm sure many others are, but I think you need to play them a lot smarter than most people have been. Not like .. HEY SWEET AN ASSASSIN I'M GOING TO OWN, WHAT'S THIS SKILL DO, INVALID TARGET? WTF? ATTACK B*TCH!!

I've played the majority of Factions with henchies so far because I'm so tired of people like this (and that). All the kids on my friends list are still in Tyria cuz they either don't want to play Factions at all, or aren't there yet.

PS. if anyone wants to have a fun chill time playing this game add me LOL, I'm down for meeting real Guru-sans, and tired of meeting peen-faces.

lauriepriest

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Apr 2006

Zealots of Shiverpeal

Mo/

This one is a rareity,

Playing Beacons Pearch, nice and easy, im playing as tank and our relatively new healer is playing with an over dose of smiting. I dont have anything against smiting, it has its uses but he was our main healer and i advise he takes a pure healing build next time. He starts arguing when people start falling saying we should bring self heals (even though he did not let us know he was half smite).

Anyway we get to the end at last where you have to light the three beacons and he has the torch, i think you can tell where this is going.

He lights the first two then sits afk or an hour or so, thankfully the joke was on him, i was at a friends house and we had two spare computres so we logged in on our second accounts and just played other characters while he was sat waiting, and he eventually lit the final beacon.

Matix411

Matix411

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

Ontario

LOL, I would have left.
Then again if I had the ability to play two games I'd do the same haha

Don Vito Corleone

Don Vito Corleone

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Nov 2005

Guildless

R/

i met many jerks in this game but one of those jerks i can't forget him

i was farming with a group for green as a bonder (5 men ) and the healer monk got a green drop and i think it was for necro curse of hand...the monk didnt notice that he got valuable green drop ( he was busy healing )

after we killed the group i told him to pickup his green item but the stance warrior sent me many pm to shut up (he said to me: STFU) and i wasn't know what did he mean by this so i post in team channel: what does mean STFU? the healer monk couldnt know wat we r saying cause he wasnt reading at all.

i was still not understand why did he say that many times but 1 of the others sent a pm and told me the warrior sent to him that too.

he was acting like AFK to take the green for himself but he couldnt get it and thats good.


I advice u all to look for green text to know what drops for u.

Evilsod

Evilsod

Banned

Join Date: Mar 2006

England

Lievs Death Squad [LDS]

I hope you mean Borlis Pass not Beacons Pearch

Worst 1 i've seen was Thirsty River.

Again its a W/Mo.... seems to be catching. We were killing Sand Giants for some morale, so the warrior runs off. We all told him to come back, but he carries on going. 30 seconds later, cut scene starts...
Entire team starts asking him why the hell he did that. So we get on with it, kill the first priest etc, then stand at the door and think..... hang on a minute.... that twats taken the ghost somewhere!
So we wander back to find the retard stood behind a group of enemies with the ghost refusing to move forwards. So after a load of random insults are thrown at each other he leaves. The team go back to town and to get ready for another go, so he's stood there and starts calling us noobs etc. Eventually after the whole of Thirsty River is laughing at him he decides that he's gonna have to go get his other character (i'm not sure why...). What surprised me more than anything was it was yet another W/Mo

DevilStick

DevilStick

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

East Coast US

Page 100!

Count to Potato

Count to Potato

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Feb 2006

Imagination Land

I Swear She Was Eighteen [Gwen]

W/

Wow this thing has gone on for so long

Well everyones a jerk to soemeone else

so in my opinion everyone here is a jerk to someone else, possibly me?

Terra Xin

Terra Xin

Furnace Stoker

Join Date: Mar 2006

New Zealand

Me/R

DevilStick!!! You stole the 100th page first post

*swear* *rant* *swear* *swear* swear* *fart* *rant *swear*

ah^^

I think I attract alot of attention when I follow up on leavers in PvP:

Me: hey, why did you leave?

Me: hello?

Reply: [player has ignored you]

oh.... maybe not^^

Fitz Rinley

Fitz Rinley

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Oct 2005

The Rusty Rose

W/Mo

A scammer that berated a friends wife after swindling him on a Superior Rune of Absorption back when they were worth almost 100k. (Yanked money as he was hitting accept.)

bloodthirsty savage

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2006

Ok, I was doing a quest today and didn't get three swords, so I was wondering why. I asked a question in one of the towns and was instantly flamed for asking this question. People are mentally ill in this game I swear.

Some guy said it's because I took too long and should "read the effing book," in which there is absolutely no mention that the quest rewards are time based. There is a little blurb that mentions performance based, which could be interpreted as number of mobs killed or time or anything really. But I guess I am psychically supposed to know this, right?

But no, this guy has to go on a huge rant about how n00bs shouldn't play etc etc.

Why can't people just not say anything if they're that bitter/angry?

But this has just been one of many times I have seen such behavior in players. The major problem with online gaming IMO is it has spawned millions of the super sarcastic, super cynical scumbags who are basically keyboard toughguys - they get off on pretending to be Andrew Dice Clay online, but you know in real life, they would cry and shake at the prospect of such actions.

sinisters chaos

sinisters chaos

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Jul 2005

ATLANTA

No Clue [emt]

W/R

thats every online game, learn to live with it, i hate it too... but wut can you do lol.
Also the people that just lie and accuse other ppl of shiet that isnt true.... it will never stop

Stolen Souls

Stolen Souls

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Feb 2006

Yeah, you just gotta learn to live with it. That's the way it's always been. Just laugh them off and move on.

Solvi

Solvi

Academy Page

Join Date: Apr 2006

Avatars of Faith

R/W

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tois
Well this isn't really a jerk, but is stupid... and is me!!!

Went into FoW over theweekend with a decent group. Just done the first quest when i noticed it had started to rain outside, I had to get the washing in so did a quick 'brb' (not attacking at the time) and ran out to get it.

Well got back to my pc and everyone had gone, so double clicked on someones name and started running off. In the meantime I thought it would be polite to respond in what had happened, so was typing a message when I suddenly looked up and was running through the middle of loads of baddies. Turned out everyone had run off to get a chest, loads of ba guys so they just went around them, I of course took the most direct route... half the team promptly died as I bought loads of agro through, took 5 minutes to get rid of it all and rez everyone. I was promptly saying sorry every 5 sec. Felt awful. Everyone was OK about it after and had a good laugh and we carried on and did very well (was a good group). I'm still sorry guys!!!

Chest wasn't worth the effort anyway and that manoeuvre is now called a Taffy...
This is great....sounds like something that would happen to me...my wife and i both play and we have two kids that we sometimes have to immediatly attend to!!!!!!oh...how many times i have come back to the comp and a dead toon!!!!

Matix411

Matix411

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Feb 2006

Ontario

Yeah some guy today was sync dancing with Ritualists in town, and I asked why my sync wouldn't work properly, and if we had to all /dance * at the same time, and he proceded to call me gay, and a f4ggot, and that I shouldn't play the game because I don't know one command. So true, with a lot of things Faction-wise I could be considered a noob, but who isn't?
He didn't have to boast insults.

I basically said:
"Oh yeah, definetly a noob, I mean I've been playing since beta and all, but I guess that doesn't really matter ... must be a noob then," which is obviously a lie becuase I've only been playing GW since the summer, and only started playing WITH people a few months ago. I was all about playing solo when I first got it.

Anyway, that shut him up and he didn't say anything after that.

The noob comments always strike me as rather amusing, noob or idiot, unless someone does something incredibly stupid, that isn't beneficial to you or your character's well being, then I feel the need to call them a noob. But if someone asks a simple question? I don't understand why people can't just be polite, pipe up and answer for once.

Zinger314

Zinger314

Debbie Downer

Join Date: May 2006

N/Me

This made me laugh.

I was in the second-to-last mission outpost, and since there are VERY few people that far in the game...

Player: Need 2 Monks, 1 Ele, and 1 Ranger for Mission!
Me: Um. There aren't any Elementalists or Rangers here.
Player: STFU. I'll still spam it.

S E Crusader

S E Crusader

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Feb 2006

Georgia

Lion Legions

W/Mo

asses in game suck

i AM a Warrior/Monk and i DO use mending on MYSELF. i cant say some of us arent assholes, but i cant say we all are, either.
i hate it when im tanking and doing my part of the group and all of the sudden one of the casters gets tagged and eventually the group dies. i've heard this a MILLION times-

W/MO F*CKIN NOOB RUSHED IN AND GOT US ALL KILLED!!!

im like, wtf. for other warriors, you know this happens as well. every proffesion has its share of assholes.

primal98

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Apr 2005

Was doing a quest the other day with some lvl 8 ppl. One of which was an assassin and a Rt/W. After we died, the assassin went nuts on how "OMFG Rt/W ure sucha N00B!! HEAL ME!!!" As if a lvl 8 Rt/W was a healing machine.... he then goes onto say "Ya well I got the game also just a few days ago, and even I know how to heal with my Rt/Mo n00b!".... as if a Rt/W and Rt/Mo have equivalent healing powers... he then proceeded to really show how pathetic he was, and eventually dropped calling us all n00bs... him being the one who ran head first, alone, without a plan into a mob of creatures :P

~prime

dr_james2k

dr_james2k

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

The Guild of Kings

Me/E

Back on the factions weekend we were playing the jade quarry mission (Luxon side) and we managed to win. We went back to the hub and there was one of the guys from the opposing team there spamming with typical offensive and 1337ist language saying that we cheated and that he'd pwn us one on one. What I would have given to be able to take up his 1v1 offer, that'd learn him.

Davian

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: May 2005

Legion of Exile [LE]

N/Mo

Oh great I met the biggest jerk ever last night. I was in Thirsty river trying to get a party to solo them trough the mission ,when some warrior in FoW armor came standing next to me:

Warrior: You can´t solo thirsty
Me: I can
Warrior: GIVE ME YOUR BUILD
Me: no I can´t give it away (since I promised a guildie I wouldn´t)
Warior: OMG YOU ------ NOOB!

It´s a shame to see someone in FoW armor acting like a nOOb

Odin Oathshot

Pre-Searing Cadet

Join Date: May 2006

R/Me

I once didn't notice an invite to a group(Because i was half asleep at 4 in the morning)(On a weekend) and the person who invited me started cursing me off... i just put them on my ignore list and told them to curse at me one more time.

Artisan

Artisan

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

The Sunset City

Ark Royal [ARK]

A/R

Seriously, if you're going around calling people n00bs...

You're probably a n00b

Anyway, the 'n00b' insult has gotten to the point where people use it for everything... if you dont' know a command, you're a n00b. If you're poor, you're a n00b. If you like PvE, you're a n00b. If you burnt your breakfast, you're a huge f'ing n00b.

I guarantee, by the standard definition that seems to be floating out there, we're all n00bs. Revel in our n00bishness.

Uther Charrsbane

Uther Charrsbane

Banned

Join Date: Jan 2006

KoRn

W/R

F***en noobs!! i hope u a all rot and die u F***en a** holes!!!!

Just giving an example of how to be a dickheadHEHEHE

DABhand

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyr Sangreal
Alright, now I've had a couple instances where these "jerks" ruin all the fun for me. For starters:

Jerk #1

Jerk: WTS - GW Account, 2 Lvl 20 chars. W/Mo, R/N. 15k armors and decent weps! - 10k! (Wanting to quit for WoW)

Me: 10k for all that eh? (what the hell, 10k isn't that much...) I end up buying the account from him for 10k and then he logs off. Now, before I bought it stuff was said as;

Me: I have screenies in case you scam me just so you know.
Jerk: It's all good man. I don't screw around like that. Just tired of the game.
Me: Alright, well it's a deal then.

Then he logs off with my 10k and I have no account info.

Now, I will admit...It was dumb for me to buy an account in-game. I just decided "what they hell? 10k isn't that much." Well, I sent my complaint and many sshots to ANet and told them about it. Havn't seen him on since. To be honest, I will gladly pay 10k to get a cheating idiot like that out of the game for the said amount of time.

LOL and didnt the alarm bells go off when he asked for 10k GW money?

If he was gonna leave for WoW why would he need 10 Plat.

DABhand

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Dec 2005

W/R

Quote:
Originally Posted by Davian
It´s a shame to see someone in FoW armor acting like a nOOb


I think youve been very very lucky

Rob Van Der Sloot

Rob Van Der Sloot

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Right behind you!

Elysium Of Angels

W/N

I once was in a group for FoW with a warrior/monk who kept tossing insults to other party members. Not just calling them n00bs, but calling them a lot of other things aswell. It caused one of the female rangers to leave mid-mission straight away. After that he managed to get us killed aswell, and after a total defeat everyone left the group of course. I then quickly joined a new group. But they decided to add the warrior aswell!

I told the group leader that, and I quote "would rather smash my head into a bucket full of nails than team up with that guy". -And I explained how he got my previous group killed, which promptly of course resulted in him yelling "STFU n00b". The party leader was stubborn, and entered FoW before anyone could change their minds.

Of course also the second time the same warrior managed to get us killed, and all but 4 people left. The warrior kept denying that it was his fault, and of course tossed more insults and left. To which the group leader responded: "sigh, guess you were right after all".

"Ah, you live you learn" -I responded.