The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names)

I'm a sensitive person. For a sensitive person, thats a hard thing to admit but I have the security of knowing that nobody actually knows me and can't make viable judgements as a result. If you get bothered by people with their elitism and 'bullying', just think to yourself, "Thank God I didn't turn out like that." Who knows who the other person is: I bet it isn't that sexy ranger on your screen but some 12 year-old pre-pubescent kid on Ritolin. If any assholes really get you down, just think, if thats the worst thing that has happened to you this week, you're a lucky person. I believe that the rate in which a person bullys or intimidates people is directly proportional to his/her own insecurity and I know that my life is better than theirs.

Smile on

another jerk story:
-im luxon so im in cavalon-
guy- LUXONS SUCK!
Me- if ur a kurzick can i ask y u are here making these luxons mad?
guy- shaddup noob luxon
*i argue a bit*
guy- o ur britney spears son!
me-wha?
me- haha very funny
guy- guys hes britney spears son
guy- u LUXONS STILL SUCK
ppl- *yelling at him*
me- y are u still staying here saying that
*ppl pm him and yell at him and he sets em offline*
guy- well i gtg good bye Britneys son
me- ok w/e
*i was laughing so much of wut wierd thing he said and i even told my guildies the story and they laughed*

ps. when i started gw, there was so many nice ppl, now scammers, jerks and wierd ppl now

'Blame it on the monk' people.

To put it simpily, no.

I know you are thinking the unclaimed item screen that pops up when you finish a mission and when you are in town, but in my case, I am just going through a portal within a mission.

Additionally, the unclaimed item screen is designed for people who did not get a chance to get the drop while the movie starts, but in my case, the rather low valued player ran through to the portal by chioce, rather then by the game design, so it would not allow me to enjoy the comfort of the uncalimed items screen.

My first ever experience of a jerk in GW was when I was admittedly a newbie and trying to sell whites in public. I recieved 2 whisps...

1: "sell them to the merchant buddy"
Me: "thanks"
1: "np"

But then a couple of seconds after..

2: "NOBODY WANTS YOUR SHIT!" (repeatedly)
Me: *ignore*


Why can't everybody just be kind and well mannered?

I was running a Hex spam mesmer (mantra of persistance) in Random Arena. I was with a grp of 2 wammos, and a ranger. Amazingly we made it past the first battle. It lasted 12 minutes becuase they had a boon prot.

Anyway, the conversation runs on from that point.
Ranger: Can you all please attack the monk
Me: Erm, no.
Ranger: Why not?
Me: Becuase i am hex spam, and principle anti-warrior (i had snares)
Ranger: Good pvp players are all rounders
Me: WTF, that is BS
Me: Its best to specialise. What if a protection monk decided he wanted to do healing and smiting as well, and bring some traps along for a laugh.
*match continues*
Ranger: What do you know, you have to be a allrounder to be good at Random Arena.
Me: nub...
Ranger: Yeah, a 7,000,000 XP nub, and a Necro with FoW.
Me: That doesnt make you a good GW player, it makes you a 55 necro
*at this stage i died. Being the only softy in the grp, and having no healing (not even the wammos could spare me) this is fairly unsurprising. Ranger and wammos continue to fight on, without rezzing
Ranger: See, you died like a noob
*i get rezzed by wammo*
Me: /fame
Ranger, so what, fame doesnt mean anything
*we lose*
Ranger: You made us lose you noob

Makes me want to tear my hair out and never play RA again. The next battle i went into consisted of 2 55hp monk. I didnt play RA again for about 2 weeks.

Because of simple ignorance and lack of life experience to realise that nobody likes assholes.

And Makosi, I whole-heartedly agree with what you said.

Cheers.

Not really a jerk story but good for a laugh.

So, I'm standing around in Great Northern Wall helping someone farm the end of the mission for Charr hides I'm a W/Mo female and I get this random whisper.

Him: talk dirty to me
First thing I do is 'lol' in guild and reply with...
Me:You smell like a fresh daisy.
Him: talk dirty to me while i jack off
Him: plz
Me: Maybe you should go get some porn.
Him: its not the same
Him: so will you
Me: No! Go find a chat room.
Him: why not
Me: Maybe because I play MMO's for the game, not to get my thing on.

After that he vanished

funny situation...

a guy randomly pming me for about 30 min (i dont know the guy) and seriously BEGGING to be my mini pet. he wnted to follow me, obey my orders etc. i first tought its a joke, but i think it was some 5 years old who got to hid dad's PC

lol

HOLY CRAP! That is absolutely FU*KING TRUE!

Amen to that my good man.

Nha... the really biggest jerks are the ones who calls you a noob.

Jerk, wanted to know the price for a 20/18 sundering hilt and he didnt do offers.
So i wrote a PC in general chat on it, and jerk calls you a noob.
What has that with a noob to do? that you do not know the price on an item you just got out of a weap.

So i found a nice 15^50 gothic sword, didn't really know what it was worth.
I go to kaineng and ask for a PC.
first whisper "not worth more than 20k i'll buy right now"

;l

My first jerk assassin in D'alession seaboard mission for Bonus only


R/Mo (Leader and doesnt what /A means. I told him its assassin (Dont know Faction so I said myself its a newbie))
R/A: Me
A/Mo: Jerk
Mo/Me
W/Mo
W/A

We started and got I lag, so everyone was at the bridge from the start in a middle of a fight when I log in. I run to them, do Return to the monk and Death Charge in the fight. After defeating the mobs

R/Mo: Have you teleported
Me: Yeah
W/A: Nice steps to get us
A/Mo: Pff. nothing but shadow BS steps

We continue to the village.

R/Mo: ok we must protect the bonus guy
Me: hurry, warr boss

Me, W/A do Death Charge to the boss to get him quickly. The boss died and we saw the assassin arrive after that.

Me: do you have some ShSt on you A/Mo?
A/Mo: no I hate SA

Kill all the mobs and the bonus add in quest list

W/A: Y you havent?
A/Mo begin to argue its bullshit that only Dagger Mastery is good.
I havent notice yet but he had a monk a enchantment on him (know by the symbol which it turn around him.
Whisper to Mo/Me: do you have put an enchantment on him
Mo/Me: no

We continue normally and when we arrive at the temple, he started to fight far away from us and die eventually(outside the temple).

A/Mo: "/$%%& Mending shit!!1!
Me: Wha? you use mending?
A/Mo: STFU NOOB /A!!! IM BETTER THAN TANK
Warriors feel targeted and argue against him
Me: ok.... we saw a dead assassin with mending
A/Mo: YOU A NOOB ASSHOLE!!1!
W/A: Well, assassin aren't tank
A/Mo: OMFMGZ!1!! YOU'RE ALL NOOB. THEYRE TANKZ
A/Mo: BETZER THAN WAMMO
Me: You're are just an Ammo
Me: thinkink you're godly with mending
Me: Which they're only 5 gods in GW
Team: lol
A/Mo: F***ING NOOBZOR
Me: just... shut up
A/Mo left the party
W/Mo: OMG, we lost a jerk! We're safe!

End

Moral in this story: Watch out for Ammo with mending and thinking they're better tanking than Wammo. Wammo of Cantha is Ammo now.

Not a total jerk but a moron and leech.

Ring of fire, 3 Mo,2W,2E , Me . 2 of the monks 1 Ele and 1 W are guildies.

The 3rd monk decides to go smiting so 2 healers .

And then just at the beginning, the other Ele (not guildi one) begins to die. Looked like he's being spiked. (oh well, the terms of spike in PvE has changed a bit since Factions). So actually, no matter how fast you are , he begins to die. I act proactly and cast Prot-spirit just at the begining of each figth. Nothing.

Eventually we decided to let him die, since we have troubles with one of the W aswell, with very low dp and not infused.

Ok, nothing unexpected here. you wonder how the hell has this guy reached rof but well, this mission is easy if things are done properly. We had (thanks god ) a good Warrior, and another good Ele, and the Mesmer was dealing a good amount of dmg aswell (the 3rd monk, the smiter, left eventually).So still doable

What makes this guy a jerk is his continuously spam of "i'm dead, rezz me", all the time and since he died just at the beggining of each fight, despite we said him to stay way behind. No way, he spamed and spamed. Of course , when asked to ping his health he didn't say anything. Jezz.

He eventually helped us to kill the final boss , a Mursaat Monk, not before he died 3 times in that fight. The monk did me 20 dmg + the Mursaat especial spell (don't remember the name), with droknars standard 60 armor , but seems that t it was enough to "spike" that guy. Blimey

So, I get to the second Team mission in Factions today, and there's not enough people in town to make a group. Yeah, less than 8 people in town. I just kinda idle when a group comes in and wanders around for a bit, when one of the Warriors starts blind inviting people. Including my Ranger. Normally, I wouldn't touch that kind of blind invite with a stick, but I'm feeling saucy and take the invite.

We end up with 3 Wammos, 2 random casters, and 2 hench healers with me on the side. I had forgotten that this was the mission where melee was a bad thing, but I was still skilled for melee (yes, melee Ranger. With a sword). I tell the group, after they ask me to interrupt, that I'm melee. And, for the first time in MONTHS I get accused of being a n00b because of this. By one of the wammos. When there wasn't enough people in the D to make a full party. I explain to this one idiot that I know what I'm doing, but he won't hear any of it (ond some other random idiot wasn't helping the matter), so I stop trying to fight it. Yeah, I've got a bow still, and I've got the right skills, give me a sec to reskill slightly and we can be on our.... ok, why are we in the mission now? I explain that I hadn't had a chance to reskill, as I was defending myself from the asshat. To which I'm told I'm the idiot for not telling them when the counter was going (I didn't even see the timer). W/E, I just go with it anyway. This is my first time, I'm allowed to make mistakes.

We didn't even clear the first portal. Our group got toasted by not haveing anywhere near enough firepower to take out anything. I also noticed that of the 4 melee characters we had, I was one of only 2 that seemed to know how to follow a called target (no, the whammo that called me a n00b was not the other one). We got owned by a spike of exploding Afflicted and find out that our Kurzik buddies were already dead. Mission failed in record time.

We get back to town and I bail fast. I'd had enough of that group and just wanted out. While I'm conversing via whisper in the same town, said asshat whammo calls me a "n00b Ranger" in local chat AGAIN. Like, I needed the reinforecement. I switched over to International districts and tried to put this guy out of my mind.

Then I tried again with all hench in my party and a synced entrance on the Kurzik side, all hench. We got past 3 barriers (me using the exact same build) in one try. I'm sure that with a bit better target selection at the begining, the 2 of us could have taken that mission.

Yeah, so obviously I'm the n00b here. Because I can think outside my little box.

...Now I remember why I wouldn't touch that kind of blind invite with a stick. That's where the jerks that I avoid are.

They just make me laugh, especially the whinging, ranting kind.

I'm a monk, so in general I don't really care about jerks / noob / congenital idiots. I just don't heal and rez them, then they leave, and it's all good. If they start messing about when team forms, I just leave and find another group. Plenty of job offers for monks

The worse thing you can do is engage in a 'conversation' with them. I just ignore them, works a treat.

Note that I don't mind a couple of noobs in a team, as long as they just don't get offensive (good noob vs bad noob kind of dilema). Can be fun sometimes, especially the time I defeated Glint with 4 clueless players, no mesmer / interrupter, and the protection hench.

I don't mind noobs--everyone is new once, but I hate it when they don't listen when you give them advice, i.e, you've done the mission 5 times, they've never done it, but they run on in anyway while you're screaming "WAIT!"

I've seen plenty of jerks, including being scammed my first two weeks playing out of 20k, by someone who was supposedly selling a GW account key. I didn't know any better, so I didn't screen shot or anything. In the end I blame myself for being stupid, but people who prey on noobs are uber jerks, because noobs don't know any better.

AS for jerks, one of my favorite chars is a monk, and although I think monk strikes are dumb, I get really tired of being accused of not healing or letting W/Mo's die when I'm calling out that I have 2 energy with no time to regen: WTF?! NO HEAL? YOU SUCK!--at least I get the satisfaction of leaving the party when it gets too bad. I'm not normally a leaver, but if they're all going to be jerks, I know I can always get another party because I'm a monk.

One of my favorite jerks was when I was in SF one day preparing to farm with my ele (back when they could get into groups). No monks were around, and people were paying monks to join their groups. Our group gets a monk (not paying, of course), and I make a comment about how the other groups were paying for monks and weren't we lucky to get one. The leader of the group--a tank, who hadn't spoken at all since I joined the group, whispers to me: "WTF are you doing? STFU." I respond back to him, totally confused, "What are you talking about?" He responds again, "Just STFU, you noob or I'll kick you." It took me a few seconds to realize he was talking about paying the monks, like our monk was going to demand payment, because I mentioned it. Unless the monk was BLIND, there was no way he was going to miss all the spamming in local. I just couldn't believe how nasty the tank was. Even if he was worried about paying the monk, he could have been a little nicer about it. I was so upset, I almost quit, but it didn't matter--we died before we even made it down the hill, which was just fine with me.

I also want to share a recent story about a person (or a jerk?) that I met at LA. I was trying to sell my "perfect" fellblade and suddenly this happened..

Not an original one but heh !


I was with a guildmate, and we created a PUG. Our goal was clear, Mission + Bonus, and everybody seemed to agree.

We start the mission, take the pig and bring it to his owner, now we have to the sunked boat and to fight the though shadows in the area.

But only then, the rest of the group but one monk decided to ignore the bonus completely, saying that they already have done it.

Wow...

They decided to separate from us and do the rest of the mission, with no monk. They told us they'll finish the mission before we'll beat the bonus, how we should come with them because we will get ripped appart without tanks.


My monk, my Elem guildie and the other monk, then decided to do the damn bonus on our own.

So we're down there to the ship and then the two shadows appear.

We have an elem for a tank.

The shadows are like, 5-6 lvl higher.


At this point, the rest of the team died in horrible sufferings, and was yelling at us to go rez them. They were insulting us because we were doing he bonus... as planed. That we backstabbed them... ect ect.

And now they were forced to see us fight these powerful shadows with no tanks.

After coordinated constant healing with the other mon, we killed the shadows good and beated the bonus and then we proceded to finish the mission, without rezing the others, who most quitted at this point.

One elem, two monks alone to beat the mission. We humiliated them.

Good one... i have also heard that one about other char. types myself am a W/Mo... which can stand much, BUT if it get hard, I NEED ether dmg maker or healer, cant do both at same time as fast as we should do and thats just the way it is.

And other thing, when agreed to make bonus you do bonus, else dont go with the team that do bonus.

Biggest jerk I met was some dude in Yak's arena. He was a necromancer and I was on my ele. I completley owned him...but didn't say anything. Then he whispered me and said he could "own me 1v1". I said nothing and eventualy I fought a team with him on it again. Miraculously we were able to fight without anyone else jumping in. I owned him again. He called me an "fauker" and some other names I didnt understand... =\ made me laugh lol

Came across somewhat of a "jerk" (although that's not the word I would normally use) today in the Shiverpeak arena.

I was in a pretty decent team, and we had a few consecutive wins. We eventually came across another group which we wiped out quickly except for one wammo. This wammo was wearing droks gear, using skills you shouldn't have by then, etc. Your usual low level arena twink. None of us had any interrupt skills, and we just couldn't kill him. Not that he could kill us either.

Instead of just giving up, he kept fighting, being a general immature annoyance in chat (and stated he was not going to give up because his team was full of noobs and he wasn't going to lose because they were noobs, or something along those lines). Honestly, why waste your time and everyone else's time? After nearly a half hour, we managed to kill him.

Two rounds later, we fight him again. Same deal as before, although after about 20 mins he gets bored and leaves. One of our party members has to go.

Next match, guess who replaces our lost party member? If you guessed the jerk, you guessed right. To be honest, it would have been a great team - the guy played fairly well and was unkillable, but I left. I wasn't gonna stick around with that ***hole.

Eh, no offense, the guy deserved it, but I always get a kick out of this. It's "grammar"

And a nice story to balance out my jerk one.

When I was new to the game and had just reached Yak's Bend on my Wammo, some warrior handed my a nice magmas shield for free (he noticed that it had a very low req, which was 7 str, and decided that it would serve a low level well). It served me well all the way until after ascension, at which point another random person gave me an even better shield O.o I gave the magmas shield to a newbie warrior friend of mine.

some retard rt healer in unwaking water.. I joined his team and typed at least 5 times about how noob assassin is and how if i tank he won't heal using all the bad word he can think of..

later in the mission he died 4 times... and nobody else died more hten once

who's the noob?

Hrm. Biggest jerk I've ever encountered was a member of a group I was in for a coop mission while I was playing my monk. We're about halfway through the mission when he starts boasting about his skills and how much damage he can do in one hit. When someone finally said "Dude, we don't care" he flips out and threatens to hack the guy's computer.

The threats continued for about 15-20 minutes before he let himself die - saying that we'll all die without him. We did die of course, because we had just gotten to the hardest part of the mission. Myself and the one other teammate that wasn't arguing back with the guy got fed up and left.

While doing the Quarter mission in Cantha... our team of 8 from forign meet up with the local team... we come runnen down to the center where they were, i noticed 3 of them already died.... we finish that area, next area their entire team dies and that leaves just us 8 of 16 for normal mission..... so we carry them all the way through mission, almost at end, few start asken if we r done yet.... ya, we werent happy, few bad comments said back to them... our team of 8 beat the mission without even a thanks, think we got expert on it to... dont remember...

point of the story, if u suck, dont ask questions!

A guildy was selling stuff in lions and found a mes/mon and nec/mes pair looking for some 2 on 2 skirmish action... they were very stuck up and "elite".... and talken alot of trash, so i got the pm to join and followed in.... so we go in, standard old, meet at flag pole and such... we were runnen a mes/mo and and mes/nec... so we start in, both them dead under 1 min first run.... second run they stay back by guild henchmen.... take down both them and we loose one, keep tellen them to come out and fight in center... they talk alot more trash.... we get bored easily, haha, so we fight them down there, die and take them with us.... more trash talken, we tell them to stop hiding behind henches and fight like men.... more " u noobs need to just kill them then" ya, 5 on 2... and 3 of which have melee..... so more noob calling and such, we want to relaunch, so i can skill anti melee and such... they keep callen us noobs saying we r just gonna reskill to take them down now we know their build... when, we already could take them down, but henchies took us down...

They then tell me how they only have 1 build figured out and know we will find a way to counter it... were like... u only know 1 build? they call us noobs more and such..

So... me and my guildy has to run, and i leave the match and wait in guild hall.... they come in... more noob calling and crying, saying how bad we suck... they revocked guest privlages and ignored both us..... freaking pansies....

I'm going to do a little experiment...

I'm going to act like the biggest jerk in GW calling everyone a n00b and trash talking until I finally get my story posted here as a jerk.

Why? I don't know. But after seeing how many jerks there are on GW, I might as well give it a try being a jerk too. Maybe they get a kick out of it or something....

He kept saying out that 'coward' a long time during the match (Fort Aspenwood) until I finally 'stepped in'..

Gotta love that reasoning:

You are cowards, because you move in a bunch, and me the assassin tries to attack someone in that group. AAA COWARDS 3vs1!

Was just doing Arborstone as Monk. After one Ritualist died 3 times almost instantly the other monk asked him, how much health he had, or how much armor:
Rt: not much
Rt: only 15
someone: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO
someone else: what why?
me: you really have to have max armor by now
Rt: I'm saving for 15k armor
someone: then get collectors armor, that's for free
Rt: it's gay
someone: what has that got to do with it?
me: as a monk, I don't find that funny
Rt: it worked just fine till now
someone: that's why you already died 3 times
Rt: just don't get on my nerves and let me play the game
me: fine, I let you play the game, and leave you alone with my healing
Rt: just because I have low armor
me: no, because you don't realise the importance.
Rt: child
Leaves
me: now who's the child
Rt wispers: well, give me the 10k for the armor and I get one
I wisper back: I give you the items you need for the collectors, then you can get one of those.
Rt: some more pointless stuff
me: welcome to my ignore list

JERK FACE!




~_^

I have enough jerk stories that it makes Prophecies look like a kids bedtime stories so I am going to have to stop posting in here >_>

However Kitty that is so typical and sad! - And one of the reasons our guild stopped taking in randoms XD

I havent played for over half a year, so I dont really remember the people I blacklisted then, or why. But here's a recent one...

I enter the random teams arena with my healing rit, a monk, and two others. The monk immediately spots my attention with his name, which indicates that he is supposedly the best healer ever. Followed by his comment in group chat: 'I OWN ALL'.

Okay. My comment to that was '...'

Then he said 'I just mean I am a good healer', and I replied: 'So am I.'

Then guess what he did. During the entire match, he did not heal ONCE. He let me do it all alone, including some close call situations when we were close to a wipe. Then, when it was clear that we'd win anyway, he wrote in team chat: 'She's good.'

I grabbed my faction and left.

At least he gave you a compliment LOL

Yeah, that was at least something, I guess.

hahahahah

I just met two dumbasses . Two Wa/Mo.

It all started when we began the City Under Attack quest. One of the Wa/Mo casted Mending on himself, and then the other Wa/Mo started to criticize him on that.

And all the while we were doing the mission, the Mending warrior was saying how Mending was essential to tank, the other said it was nonsense, healing breeze was doing the job.

They then started bickering on adrenal vs energy skills, how hundred blades own all, no garlath pwns it. How energy is essential to the warrior and they shouldn't waste it on Mending... blabla, Bonneti Defence corrects this.

We finish the quest and go to Raisu, and they start bickering about their equipement. The Mending warrior had a celestial shield and the other one started to bitch him about how he must had paid a fortune for a pink shield... No it was a drop, all my equipement are drops, replied the Mending.

Then they called their weapons, and the other warrior said he had a sucky sword with that.

Then they started yelling at each other, throwing insults.

And then the insult "DUMBASS SHIELD NOOB" came, and they both quitted at the same time.

Hahaha

Wa/mos...

That was such a funny Mine is bigger than yours fight, while all the groupe was silent, probably laughing behind their computer.

I agree,

im the same.. i prefer not to bother with the Jerks however i am rather good at dealing with them.

I started this game alone and starting to feel responsble for my guild...

how did i know that like 65 people would join i barely recruit!.. it appears i rock and to them i say

Biggest Jerk i ever met.... Well would have to be some of the people who say

LF guild! then i explain .. were a pve guild blah balh blah blah they say ok sounds great...

(first msg in guild)
newest member: When do we GvG????

= instant KICK.

Savio is a lot like me i have dealt with him

we both understand that sometimes its better to STFU some people try to egg on others while some like merely to observe.

i read alot of posts i could say things about i choose only to speak about the subjects closest to my heart. like that "makes me want to quit" posting.

Fort Aspenwood (Luxon):


... Jerkface. Those peeps should just go play Solitaire offline so they can 'cheat' in that too.

Well there is a certian Korean Farming Guild out their that would probably say I was the Biggest Jerk. I have them on my Friends lists so I can head on over to LA Dist1 and Chase them around naked and put on my Grenth Horns on and start humping them as my Male Warrior. They got to love me ... they keep moving around for about 10 mins and then start to run in circles around the map and I just continue to chase them saying "20k kk k k kk U buy k kk k kkkk" They really annoy me with the random trade windows. They stand on the stairs and when you are trying to get to storage they try to show you all their warez. Now I start trading w/ them and putting in 100k until they match me and we swap 100k. Then I leave them alone for about 10 mins and start it all over again. More fun than farming!

lol Kaguya I was there when that guy said that. I had just came in from a victory vs a kurzick team, entered and he said that. Someone has too much time on their hands...

hahahaha... gotta start doing that