The Biggest Jerk You Ever Encountered in GW (no posting names) - Guild Wars Guru archive powered by Guild Wars Legacy

silv3rr

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

24 Jul 2006 at 01:47 - 2641

Okay, so after like 4 edits, I think I've finally got this right haha :P

Umm here's mine.

Brief synopsis: Random party doing chest-runs outside of Imperial Sanctum. This one guy dies, I happened to be running by so I decided to find a safe spot to "rebirth" the guy, then without even a thank-you, he just spazzes at me

He has an IQ level of 185 :O

red dot = the guy
pink dot = other people in party (they didn't say much, infact they had their own little convo.)
blue dot = a friend of mine
white dot = me

http://img159.imageshack.us/my.php?image=g1vg9.png

Above^ - Ok, so he "says" he was lagging which I don't buy, it still doesn't justify his donkey-like behaviour. The last part where I censor out some of what I've said is pretty much "STFU" and "F"

And this was his attempt to further annoy me after he left the party (this is in a different run)

http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=g2ww1.png

My favourite part is where he threatens me... trying to act all "gangster" on a game. I find that hilarious, I don't understand why peopole do that on games... especially Guild Wars where actual Player to Player harassment is pretty minimal. It's not like his Guild can follow me around Cantha/Tyria and KS/PK me. All they can really do is spam me with annoying msgs and even that can be countered with the nice little "ignore" feature.

I know this is stupid but this is the only time where I was "mad" enough to take screen-shots of. The level of stupidity was way beyond my level of comprehension.

Oh crap, I just realized I forgot to blob out one part >_> sorry.

Kruzing Low

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

24 Jul 2006 at 02:03 - 2642

ill let this speak for itself
based on everything that was happening, seeing the warrs run/their actions/other team members and my owns comments, iono this jus had me crying in laughter

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9...ed1copyfk2.gif

(lol @ above post, "how about stfu newb, get signet")

dr_james2k

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Sep 2005

The Guild of Kings

Me/E

24 Jul 2006 at 06:39 - 2643

Some guy wanted to trade mini pets with me, but when we went outside to check out each others pets he started othering me 14 mixed dyes for it saying they were golden and worth 5k each. When I said I was going he finally traded his pet with mine. Then kept spamming when I left about trading the dyes with the pet he gave me saying that it was his friend's birthday and he'd promised him a pet. Suffice to say I laughed in his face.

yhm

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Mar 2006

24 Jul 2006 at 07:27 - 2644

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vermilion

I actually tried to sell someone something once...put the item up, he put the money up and accepted, and when I tried to click accept it would cancel the trade. :/

off topic: Maybe you character's inventory can't hold the trade gold? Say, have 95k while you try to accept a 10k trade.

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

24 Jul 2006 at 07:37 - 2645

Perhaps someone can explain this wierd behaviour...

I was sat in Shing Jea Monastry, quietly selling a few items I'd found. Note, they are not good items, and I would have given them away to new players, but our guild is currently saving up for a skills trainer, so I decided to sell them for a small amount... I had things like "Cruel Sickle of Pruning" (that one always makes me laugh - +15% vs PLANTS!!), a Gold Jug, a Gold Celestial staff, The pincers off that mantid boss in the sunqua vale - hardly great stuff, I don't think any of it was max damage, but I didn't really care - I wasn't trying to sell it for multiple platinums, more like 200g-1000g a piece (whatever I could get).

So I'm advertising a Gemstone Staff (for Mesmers) - one I got from the Collector in Altrumm Ruins for 5 Warden Horns. It's blue, a nice staff, nice looking item... I had sold one exactly the same, the day before, for 200g - so I knew it was saleable... I advertise it, and some ranger comes up to me and opens a trade window.

Nothing happens.

So I say "what did you want to see?" (assuming he'd seen me advertise something)

He says nothing

Eventually he puts up a Green staff, for Mesmers, with some rediculous health bonus on it (probably worth around 30-40k)... ooook.... I close the window and he runs away.

My question is - why did he feel the need to show me it? He wasn't trying to sell it (from what I could see anyway), so why show it to me? Was he trying to prove a point? Did he think I'd care if he had a green staff? After all, I only wanted 250g for mine or so, I wasn't trying to rip people off... Why do people show you their green staffs when you advertise something 'sub standard'??

Steps Ascending

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Freelancing (Guildless)

24 Jul 2006 at 07:37 - 2646

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kruzing Low

i usually browse through here and read all the funny experiences, so i just thought id share mine
happened in random arenas; ill just give you links to the logs, theyre self-explanatory (arguement between 2 players, a monk and a necro, myself and the other player stay out of it, only to toss in random "lmao" or somethin)
there was a few points where i was laughin so hard @ these 2 kids that i was near tears

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1728/gw0061lk.jpg

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6317/gw0073px.jpg

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4594/gw0080vl.jpg

I am... astounished to see the... insults the lower class of society can imagine. They are really a fascinating subject to study.

hum? I sense it coming...
N00BISH MOMENT!
olololololololololololololololololololololololol

By the way, can someone tell me what Imao means, it's been bugging me for some time.

CorstedPirate

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Jan 2006

Knights of the Void

Mo/

24 Jul 2006 at 07:43 - 2647

Quote:

By the way, can someone tell me what Imao means, it's been bugging me for some time.

Laughing my a** off.

Steps Ascending

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

Freelancing (Guildless)

24 Jul 2006 at 07:47 - 2648

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver

(that one always makes me laugh - +15% vs PLANTS!!),

hehehe...
Me too, I once got a sheild(in pre-sear, mind you) : armor 2 +7 vs PLANT.
aka lil' one-time-punching-bag that deals tiny bits of HOLY damages.

And, to answer your question... I think he was trying to show you he had better staffs... Stupid, ain't it?

EDIT : tanks for the info, I always read Imao instead of Lmao

Chaz_Fox

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Scotland (scots ftw)

UK Furry Alliance [UKFA]

Mo/Me

24 Jul 2006 at 07:49 - 2649

Quote:

Originally Posted by yhm

off topic: Maybe you character's inventory can't hold the trade gold? Say, have 95k while you try to accept a 10k trade.

umm, i only had 5k on me at the time, and i was buying a gold perfect smiiting rod, not selling it. plus, i could never get 95k. ever

Tark Alkerk

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Dec 2005

In a Black Hole

less

E/

24 Jul 2006 at 07:57 - 2650

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steps Ascending

By the way, can someone tell me what Imao means, it's been bugging me for some time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CorstedPirate

Laughing my a*** off.

double meaning ftw

KurtBatz

Academy Page

Join Date: Jul 2006

Me/W

24 Jul 2006 at 09:19 - 2651

Don't know where to begin. I meet so many assholes in this game it isn't even funny.

Like the monk in Thirsty River last night. He had some stupid l33t spaced out name, always a bad sign. Joined the group, first question he asked was, would he be able to use the word 'poo' in group chat, because other games blocked it........

....but he seemed to be doing an okay job of healing, so I let the moronity go unnoticed. Until a breastplate dropped. He then proceeded to spam group chat with 'omg breast! BREAST PLATE! BREAST!" repeatedly. I asked him how old he was, he said he was seventeen and was just trying to be funny.

Ten minutes later, we're at the last group of three you have to beat at Thirsty River, then he says 'bye' and leaves the party without any reason given. I PM him to ask him why he'd ruin the party and got a load of 'noob' comments in reply and a threat to report me because I (quite rightly) cussed him out for completely spoiling the group. ARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I also had some some guy cus me out in a group once, because someone asked me what type of Necro I was using. I said 'MM', then he proceeded to rant at me for about ten minutes, because I used capital letters O.O

I think I'm an asshole magnet.

Chaz_Fox

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Scotland (scots ftw)

UK Furry Alliance [UKFA]

Mo/Me

24 Jul 2006 at 09:25 - 2652

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtBatz

I also had some some guy cus me out in a group once, because someone asked me what type of Necro I was using. I said 'MM', then he proceeded to rant at me for about ten minutes, because I used capital letters O.O

This caught my eye. Now i know that netiquette states that you shouldn't type in ALL CAPS, but that's taking the matter too far. abbreviations were always meant to be in caps, the fool that he is.

The milk shake

Krytan Explorer

Join Date: Jul 2005

Pre-Searing Ascalon

R/

24 Jul 2006 at 09:53 - 2653

is it just me or does everyone in this forum lie too much, seriously it seems everyone here *knows* martial arts /blackbelt, which is obviously false

Chaz_Fox

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Scotland (scots ftw)

UK Furry Alliance [UKFA]

Mo/Me

24 Jul 2006 at 10:13 - 2654

I remember when i was training up a warrior character (which didn't go so well, so he doesn't exist anymore

) Anywho, i was in presearing, when these guys all started arguing amongst themselves and being right pricks, almost like runescape noobs. I expressed my opinion as such:
"look out, runescape noobism is coming to Guild Wars!"
I almost instantly recieved kudos for my comment, including something like "Yeah, you tell em" over PM ^.^ i think i shut them up too ^.^

arcanemacabre

Grotto Attendant

Join Date: Feb 2006

North Kryta Province

Angel Sharks [As]

24 Jul 2006 at 10:31 - 2655

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaz_Fox

umm, i only had 5k on me at the time, and i was buying a gold perfect smiiting rod, not selling it. plus, i could never get 95k. ever

Yes, but since you were buying from him, maybe he had over 95k on him.

This actually happened to me last night for the first time. I tried to trade 5k for a Totem Axe, and the first few times we tried to trade and it cancelled us both out over and over. Then I realized I had no room in my inventory. OK, so I drop one item in my bank, try again. Same thing, over and over. Then the guy realizes he's got a full 100k on him. Once he dumped some money in storage, we tried again and it worked fine. No scam, it really happens.

GW really should tell you why the transaction is being cancelled, instead of just being cancelled. It ends up looking like the 'other guy's fault', when it most likely isn't. Heh, turns out you might've been the jerk in that case, not knowing this. Not that you were trying to be, just sayin.

Chaz_Fox

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Scotland (scots ftw)

UK Furry Alliance [UKFA]

Mo/Me

24 Jul 2006 at 10:47 - 2656

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcanemacabre

Yes, but since you were buying from him, maybe he had over 95k on him.

Uh oh. *sweatsweatsweat* If i had known i would probably had asked him ^.^ Perhaps ANet should do that (tell you the reason the trade was cancelled) sometime soon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by arcanemacabre

Heh, turns out you might've been the jerk in that case, not knowing this. Not that you were trying to be, just sayin.

hehe, i might well have been. Dangit, now i've gone into a cringing fit. Perhaps it was my mistake after all. Although the screwing around with the celestial stuff when i clearly placed an order for a perfect gold max smiting rod kinda made me lose trust in him.

xiao1985

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

24 Jul 2006 at 12:40 - 2657

=( being a jerk (well, almost) few nights ago...

doing boreas sea bed with a pug...

me a monk, joined, asked every1 if they had brought interrupt for the zen kenku (or what ever)'s jade something...

iirc, it knocks down + dmg sh*t loads, making monk's life a misery.

not team mates were enthusiastic, so i was like, ok meh, guess they know what they are doing...

only AFTER mission has started, did i realise 3/7 of them are none english speaking. ... having had a good exp with a french pug before, i was like who cares, mo shouldn't care, all she had to do is heal...

so we killed 3 grps of luxons, got spear, then the necro who holds the spear spams (YES! literally, spams the spear)...

then, we got on the jade sea, where there are mobs patrolling area... more than 2 members have leadership complexes, and points towards 3 different mobs... so we ended up fighting all three simultaneously...

then the BIG finale, fighting zu hanuku, where i can do nothing but being knocked down 24/7 and being interrupted and unable to heal...

so we are down to 3 people, no healers, and call i can do is watch zu hanuku casting jade fury (?!) and watch team mate lose chunks of hp, whilst doing nothing (yes i was dead then)

then i half rage quitted ('cause my parents came home)

/ranting...
3rd time rage quitted ...

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

24 Jul 2006 at 12:53 - 2658

Quote:

Originally Posted by xiao1985

zen kenku (or what ever)

Zhu Hanuku

Quote:

Originally Posted by xiao1985

jade something...

Jade Fury

LOL

xiao1985

Wilds Pathfinder

Join Date: Nov 2005

24 Jul 2006 at 12:58 - 2659

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver

Zhu Hanuku

Jade Fury

LOL

ty for correction :$

Chaz_Fox

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Scotland (scots ftw)

UK Furry Alliance [UKFA]

Mo/Me

24 Jul 2006 at 13:00 - 2660

i've been noticing on this thread that a lot of the jerks use alternate spellings of the F word, the funniest example being 'FOOKING' which was more than a hundred pages ago ^.^ Therefore i believe jerks are also idiots, as they clearly can't see there's an adjustable filter. it also leads me to believe they come to guildwars from such games as runescape, where swearing is immediately filtered and reportable for a ban. Anywho i should actually go play some GW now ^.^ If i meet any jerks i'll tell you about them!

bryann380

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jan 2006

USA

Mo/

24 Jul 2006 at 22:25 - 2661

I'm at Raisu Palace with my ranger. To avoid names, the people involved in the pic below are color coded. The jerk (W/Mo) is in red. Another warrior (W/E) is blue. I'm light gray. Red was already on the team when the leader invited Blue.

silv3rr

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

25 Jul 2006 at 00:08 - 2662

Quote:

Originally Posted by bryann380

I'm at Raisu Palace with my ranger. To avoid names, the people involved in the pic below are color coded. The jerk (W/Mo) is in red. Another warrior (W/E) is blue. I'm light gray. Red was already on the team when the leader invited Blue.

LOL seems like he just suddenly blew up...

I think he took what the "blue" guy said (we'll see) offensively, as if in disbelief or in a way, belittling him.

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

26 Jul 2006 at 07:49 - 2663

I'm now understanding why, when people on this thread say "I kick people who say 'gogogogogogogogo' before a mission starts"...Happened to me yesterday.

I was waiting with my Mesmer in Raisu Palace, trying to get into a group. An assassin invited me. "Oh Dear" I thought, this wont be good. The assassin continued to get a group together and then left it, leaving me as leader. Now, I don't like leading a group, leaves you open to criticism and I am inherently lazy! Nevertheless I continued to find players.

After about 30 seconds, the assassin re-invited himself. I should have kicked him straight away for being a git but since there really wern't many people in there I accepted. Due to the usual lack of healers I decided to persuade my brother to come on with his monk. There were no other monks around so someone suggested we take Redemptor Karl. OK, fine, I wasn't too happy with taking a henchie but I figured the rest of the group weren't either so I thought 'what the hell, what's the worst that can happen?'. My brother announces to the group that he is changing his skills. The assassin says "gogogogogogogogo".

After a minute or so we leave. In the little Kuunavang chamber I ask "talon and danika?" - some warrior says "not talon" - I thought to myself "no, we're taking Talon - he saves us like a 10 minute battle", everyone else was happy with talon so we left. The original assassin then decides to leave, the other assassin then runs in, aggos 3 dragons and whatever else is up the steps, who immediately pwn Redemptor Karl and the assassin.

I said to the rest of the group "urm...no", and swiftly left. Maybe that's bad sportsmanship, but 5 people out of 8 were dead in about 10 seonds so the future didn't look bright (and certainly didn't look Orange)...

Now I have learnt my lesson - no "gogogogog"ers, they're bad news!

Raging Pacifist

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Feb 2006

The Ocean Machines

W/

26 Jul 2006 at 08:40 - 2664

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver

My question is - why did he feel the need to show me it? He wasn't trying to sell it (from what I could see anyway), so why show it to me? Was he trying to prove a point?

Were you on your mesmer? Lots of people like to trade with people by randomly selecting them, presenting their goods, and seeing what offer is given. I assume you did not submit any offers for it, and he probably didn't speak english; and therefore ran off.

Silent Kitty

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

Netherlands

[TYW] "The Young World"

A/Me

26 Jul 2006 at 11:20 - 2665

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver

I'm now understanding why, when people on this thread say "I kick people who say 'gogogogogogogogo' before a mission starts"...Happened to me yesterday.

I was waiting with my Mesmer in Raisu Palace, trying to get into a group. An assassin invited me. "Oh Dear" I thought, this wont be good. The assassin continued to get a group together and then left it, leaving me as leader. Now, I don't like leading a group, leaves you open to criticism and I am inherently lazy! Nevertheless I continued to find players.

After about 30 seconds, the assassin re-invited himself. I should have kicked him straight away for being a git but since there really wern't many people in there I accepted. Due to the usual lack of healers I decided to persuade my brother to come on with his monk. There were no other monks around so someone suggested we take Redemptor Karl. OK, fine, I wasn't too happy with taking a henchie but I figured the rest of the group weren't either so I thought 'what the hell, what's the worst that can happen?'. My brother announces to the group that he is changing his skills. The assassin says "gogogogogogogogo".

After a minute or so we leave. In the little Kuunavang chamber I ask "talon and danika?" - some warrior says "not talon" - I thought to myself "no, we're taking Talon - he saves us like a 10 minute battle", everyone else was happy with talon so we left. The original assassin then decides to leave, the other assassin then runs in, aggos 3 dragons and whatever else is up the steps, who immediately pwn Redemptor Karl and the assassin.

I said to the rest of the group "urm...no", and swiftly left. Maybe that's bad sportsmanship, but 5 people out of 8 were dead in about 10 seonds so the future didn't look bright (and certainly didn't look Orange)...

Now I have learnt my lesson - no "gogogogog"ers, they're bad news!

I consider it a bad omen, when everybody dies in the first aggro mob we encounter. It generally means that some people are not mentally or physically equiped to meet the challenge. It is best to leave at that moment, instead of resurrecting them all and hope they learned and begin to use their brains. I have bad experiences with this kind of pugs. Nothing sux more than an inpatient pug in bad equipment.
I would leave too. I am sure that they would do fine without me

Chaz_Fox

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Scotland (scots ftw)

UK Furry Alliance [UKFA]

Mo/Me

26 Jul 2006 at 11:45 - 2666

I absolutely loathe people who say 'gogogogogogogogogo', but only when i'm not leader. Basically the reason is, the party leader seems to follow the gogogoer's pleas and starts the mission without actually letting anyone else set their skills. When i am leader, and when any of the responsible players are leader, we'll be wise enough to wait a while to let everyone set their skills and make sure they're ready. The main rule is: just because one player's ready, doesn't mean they all are. but then everyone knows that ^.^

Sarevok Thordin

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Apr 2006

Scotland

W/N

26 Jul 2006 at 11:55 - 2667

A certain (suprise suprise) Wammo was out in a mission with us with his monk skils being (yep) HEALING ones.

I had the unfortunate job of being one of 3 monks for this mission, Vizunah Square I belive. Why is 3 not enough? well.......

This guy runs into a HUGE mob and draws ALOT to him. Obviously he loses health fast, I'm spamming healing whisper on him for most of the mission. When we reach the libary he goes on crack and wacks away at other warriors for a bit (despite being told that Rt enemies can res other enemies). Along the way I catch him using HEALING SIGNET while being hit like a bad stepchild off LOADS of enemies (No defensive stances, no nothing). I try to heal the enormus damage he is now taking only to be dazed and eventually the team dies.

He has the nerve to flame the monks for not doing their job, when retorted for using a skill that will cause him to take more damage than he heals in his situation he proceeds to give me the biggest verbal barrage in whisper, block me, then continue to taunt.

He didn't even think to use his HEALING monk skills first o_O

Helll is for Heroes

Lion's Arch Merchant

Join Date: Dec 2005

True Cinema

W/

26 Jul 2006 at 11:59 - 2668

I loathe people who talk big shit about how his last team sucked just before our group goes into HA then trips the timer before we wanted him to at the henchies when we do get in.

AquilaI

Academy Page

Join Date: Mar 2006

Lancaster- northern England old chap!

Warriors Of The Flaming Fist [WFF]

R/N

26 Jul 2006 at 12:32 - 2669

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver

Well, yes, you could have a point... Maybe ANet should include some "bonus" Mesmer skills, in Nightfall, for such a problem...

I'm thinking perhaps the following build:

Reverse Spam - for 4...6 seconds the next time the spammer spams, the same message gets sent back to him via whisper.
Pocket Holes - For 5 seconds target spammer suffers 3...10 gold degeneration. Hex Spell
Alchemy {Elite} - Steal 10...20 gold from target spammer, if spammer was spamming, spammer is knocked down and you gain a further 20 gold.
Close Communication - For 2...8 seconds, whenever target spammer spams, the message is interrupted and does not appear in chat screen.
Carrier Pigeon - For 5 seconds all messages from spammer are sent to an alternative, random district.
Dissipate - The next time target spammer spams, the spam is interrupted, and nearby players steal 1...6 gold from target spammer.
Saboteur - This spell does nothing for 5 seconds, after which, the spammer's connection lags for 5...10 seconds and spammer is knocked over. Hex Spell
Banish - Banish target spammer to an alternative, random district for 8...20 seconds

Oh...if only....

"STFU SPAMMER" - shout. The nearest spammer's computer explodes, dealing 100-395 fire damage to the player.

Edit: I don't think Anet would implement this one, as it would kill off most of their player base

Doomlord_Slayermann

Jungle Guide

Join Date: Jul 2005

Chicago IL

Dark Phoenix Risin [DPR]

W/P

26 Jul 2006 at 13:47 - 2670

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquilaI

"STFU SPAMMER" - shout. The nearest spammer's computer explodes, dealing 100-395 fire damage to the player.

Edit: I don't think Anet would implement this one, as it would kill off most of their player base

Well, I think it would be worthwhile to let this thing loose. In a few days, LA district 1 would be capable of being useful again. I cannot remember a time, EVER, when that has actually happened. Player base? Whatever. Just as long it works only on spammers, it would be a nice cleanup of the game's seething underbelly.

Also, I would want this to hit the player with 1...10 lightning damage through the keyboard for every character their spam has generated in the chat window.

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

26 Jul 2006 at 14:02 - 2671

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquilaI

"STFU SPAMMER" - shout. The nearest spammer's computer explodes, dealing 100-395 fire damage to the player.

There's an elite skill if ever I saw one!! For a skill that good though you'd have to give it to a fairly rock-hard boss...a boss like....Wavecrest Stonebreak!

...hmmm....we'll call him Spiteful Firewall, a Dragon Moss Boss....lvl 30! Put him on right on the north edge of Aborstone, that aught to give people who really want to stop spammers a good challenge! Why are all the great skills held by really mean bosses? Probably an obvious answer to that!

Sorry - I think this may have been slightly off-topic....I got a little lost in my creativity.... I'll be quiet now!

darrylhaines

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: May 2006

Freedom Of Midnight

E/

26 Jul 2006 at 14:41 - 2672

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tark Alkerk

double meaning ftw

I'm a little slow as well, but I just can't think of what FTW means?

Can anyone enlighten me please.

Cebe

The 5th Celestial Boss

Join Date: Jul 2006

Inverness, Scotland

The Cult of Scaro [WHO]

E/

26 Jul 2006 at 14:52 - 2673

Quote:

Originally Posted by darrylhaines

I'm a little slow as well, but I just can't think of what FTW means?

Can anyone enlighten me please.

FTW = For The Win!

ScuZZ

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Oct 2005

Clan Eternal Legion

Mo/Me

26 Jul 2006 at 14:52 - 2674

Quote:

Originally Posted by darrylhaines

I'm a little slow as well, but I just can't think of what FTW means?

Can anyone enlighten me please.

For the Win!

Kyran of the Flames

Ascalonian Squire

Join Date: Mar 2006

Pride and Glory

W/R

26 Jul 2006 at 18:21 - 2675

Since I'm not allowed to use character names, I shall use Bob as the jerks name for this particular post. All grammar and conversation is exactly as it, because I just had to screen shot this, lol.

Setting: LA, District 2, attempting to trade my hydra mini-pet for a siege turtle mini-pet

Me: WTS: Hydra minipet for Siege turtle minpet
Bob (pm): lol your a noob
Bob (pm): hydra is worth 60k tutle is worth worth 25k
Me: and you're funny, honestly
Bob (pm): you will NEVER get that offer
Me: First of all I'm trading MY hydra for a siege turtle kiddo
Me: and Second, both are worth anywhere from 25k-50k from what I've seen, There isn't a 35k difference like that.
Bob (pm):LOL
Bob (pm):wow your a dumbass
Bob (pm): They don't price range that far
Me: Think what you will, as you probably know your opinion means only something to yourself, little one <---(Me being my smartass self to provoke him)
Bob (pm): Little one?
Me: Go look on guru yourself
Bob (pm): I'm probably olderthan you, stfu or I'll crush your skull
Bob (pm): look at a forum?
Bob (pm): LOL
Bob (pm): LOL
Bob (pm): LOL
Me: You'll crush no one's skull little 12 year old one
Bob (pm): forums are made by noobs who htink they know everything.
Me: So you're a frequent user of them are you. Notice that wasn't a question.
Bob (pm): LOL 12?
Bob (pm): im a pro boxer you RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing tardshit
Me: wrong. First of all a "pro" boxer would have better vocubarly and grammar than you (a 12 year old)
Me: Second, go enflate your ego somewhere else kiddo
Bob (pm): well, semi pro going pro, won a tourney just the other day
Bob (pm): lol, bow down to superiority mortal
Me: Yes oh supreme L33t kiddo. Now go play with your leggos
Player <BOB> is ignoring you.

I've done a variety of price checks on the hydra mini-pet, and while I've been told they're "worth" 75k, I've never seen them traded that high. Regardless, it was my hydra and I wanted a siege turtle more, so any loss was not really a problem for me. The best part of this story is that he completely misunderstood my post to begin with. I love 12 year olds, they're so funny when you provoke them.

Loki Seiguro

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Jun 2006

IGN: Scarlet Test Ace

We play Isketch in [HoH]

E/

26 Jul 2006 at 19:10 - 2676

heh i can see him trying to "help" you at first. telling you the price range and all but i dont see why people care that you want to "lose" money. or something like that.

one time i was in droks (for some reason it was pretty empty now only like 3 districts). And i was looking to buy a Kunvagg for 200k (yeah i know they are only like 100k +3 ecto now? maybe 7..) but i really wanted one and no one really sells them any more that i know of so it was a little more to make someone sell me one.

and as always jerks = guy1,2,3 , etc.

ME: WT B kunvagg mini pet! willing to pay up to 200k!!
Guy1 (actually this guy was somewaht nice) : um you do know that they are worth like 100k +3 ecto right?
ME: yeah i know but i want one bad
ME: do you have one?
GUY1: sadly no but if i did i would sell it to you..GL

ME: ty

ME: WTB kunvagg mini pet! willing to pay up to 200k!!
Guy2: (the jerk): 200k eh? how about i will sell it to you for 240k?
ME: um no 200k is the highest i will go becuase i know they are only worth like 100k +3ecto
GUY2: lol you wish noob. they are worth 300k and im selling it for 240k thats uber cheap

(so i decide to ask in local chat everyone there)\
ME: HEY GUYS HOW MUCH IS A KUNVAGG MINI ET WORTH NOW???
(about 6 ppl wisp me telling me 100K+3 ecto and 5 more say in local the same price)
ME: see? only worht6 100k+3 ecto
guy2: they are all noobs....so 240k deal?
Me: no....i think ill buy from someone else..
(guy2 decides to spam me 240k deal? and noob noob)

i pu7t him on ignore but i guess this guy has a second account and has been doing this for a while becuase all of a sudden this other guy pms me 240k deal? noob noob...

intresting..jerks use more then 1 account now to annoy ppl....

Earth

Always Outnumbered

Join Date: Jul 2006

26 Jul 2006 at 19:32 - 2677

No names? Too bad. I'll call the jerk Jerk instead. (original, i know

) Was on my mesmer at that time.

Jerk: Do you know there are more then 3 slots on the skill bar?
Me: Yes, I do.
Jerk: Why do you only use conjure, healing signet and images of remorse then?
Me: Uhm, no I don't. I use conjure, backfire, healing signet, watch yourself, images of remorse and res signet ON YOU.
Jerk: So? Even an ele could do a better job deging as a mesmer.
Jerk: you only give them -5 health degen.
Me: Uhm yeah, images + conjure sure gives -5 health degen
Jerk? w/e im putting you on ignore.

5 mins later he still didn't ignore me... Telling me that I suck and die fast, didn't die once in that entire mission, and he's a 1 hit miracle and died atleast 8 times...

silv3rr

Desert Nomad

Join Date: Mar 2006

27 Jul 2006 at 07:40 - 2678

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyran of the Flames

Since I'm not allowed to use character names, I shall use Bob as the jerks name for this particular post. All grammar and conversation is exactly as it, because I just had to screen shot this, lol.

Setting: LA, District 2, attempting to trade my hydra mini-pet for a siege turtle mini-pet

Me: WTS: Hydra minipet for Siege turtle minpet
Bob (pm): lol your a noob
Bob (pm): hydra is worth 60k tutle is worth worth 25k
Me: and you're funny, honestly
Bob (pm): you will NEVER get that offer
Me: First of all I'm trading MY hydra for a siege turtle kiddo
Me: and Second, both are worth anywhere from 25k-50k from what I've seen, There isn't a 35k difference like that.
Bob (pm):LOL
Bob (pm):wow your a dumbass
Bob (pm): They don't price range that far
Me: Think what you will, as you probably know your opinion means only something to yourself, little one <---(Me being my smartass self to provoke him)
Bob (pm): Little one?
Me: Go look on guru yourself
Bob (pm): I'm probably olderthan you, stfu or I'll crush your skull
Bob (pm): look at a forum?
Bob (pm): LOL
Bob (pm): LOL
Bob (pm): LOL
Me: You'll crush no one's skull little 12 year old one
Bob (pm): forums are made by noobs who htink they know everything.
Me: So you're a frequent user of them are you. Notice that wasn't a question.
Bob (pm): LOL 12?
Bob (pm): im a pro boxer you RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing tardshit
Me: wrong. First of all a "pro" boxer would have better vocubarly and grammar than you (a 12 year old)
Me: Second, go enflate your ego somewhere else kiddo
Bob (pm): well, semi pro going pro, won a tourney just the other day
Bob (pm): lol, bow down to superiority mortal
Me: Yes oh supreme L33t kiddo. Now go play with your leggos
Player <BOB> is ignoring you.

I've done a variety of price checks on the hydra mini-pet, and while I've been told they're "worth" 75k, I've never seen them traded that high. Regardless, it was my hydra and I wanted a siege turtle more, so any loss was not really a problem for me. The best part of this story is that he completely misunderstood my post to begin with. I love 12 year olds, they're so funny when you provoke them.

Haha, I love people that threaten you in the game... like... "don't mess with me, I'll get my homies (guildies) to harass you" -

It's funny how the one's that are always like that also ALWAYS type incoherently and spam alot

Kruzing Low

Frost Gate Guardian

Join Date: Jun 2006

27 Jul 2006 at 07:43 - 2679

this was just retarded

bungusmaximus

Forge Runner

Join Date: Jul 2006

Guild Of Handicrafted Products [MaSS]

W/Mo

27 Jul 2006 at 12:06 - 2680

Hahaha, i can't get enough of this thread. Probably i've been a lucky bastard when it comes to meeting jerks, because until yesterday I didn't encounter one before. But yesterday I hit the jackpot:
We were doing 'Closer to the Stars' where we had to kill all the walking zodiac-thingies. When we started we were playing with only seven guys because the 8th one was afk for 15 minutes leaving us with only 1 tank to do the job. For no obvious reasons the only active tank left the game leaving us with no tank at all. Sucks big-time, we thought, but fortunately, the other tank woke up from hybernation and joined us. We pretty happy of course until that (*&!!! tank started Leeroying every mob he encountered while screaming 'solo-ing FTW' all the time. Of course he died all the time. After dying 2-3 times he started calling us lame players and so on and he finally left the game leaving us with no tanks at all. IT TOOK US 58:00 MINUTES TO FINISH THE MISSION (Partially thanks to some nice monking tips I received on this forum recently, thank ye all!), but we were all too proud to quit. Strange enough what was left was the best PUG I ever played with, but it was quite late until I saw my bed, lol.